you_just_can't_polish_a_turd
original or extra stupid self_help books are masturbation

"if you need a book
you aren't doing it yourself
if you do it yourself
then you didn't need help"

-- George Carlin
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ClairE but you sure as hell can try!!! 020111
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Fli Why polish perfection? 020111
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wingedSerpent unless, of course it happens to be a frozen_turd

quick!

someone stick me in the freezer.
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unhinged yeah you can actually; i saw those mythbuster dudes do it. they reminded me of bacci (sic) balls. 100402
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