you_just_can't_polish_a_turd
original or extra stupid
self_help
books
are
masturbation
"
if
you
need
a
book
you
aren't
doing
it
yourself
if
you
do
it
yourself
then
you
didn't
need
help
"
--
George
Carlin
020111
...
ClairE
but
you
sure
as
hell
can
try
!!!
020111
...
Fli
Why
polish
perfection
?
020111
...
wingedSerpent
unless
,
of
course
it
happens
to
be
a
frozen_turd
quick
!
someone
stick
me
in
the
freezer
.
030313
...
unhinged
yeah
you
can
actually
;
i
saw
those
mythbuster dudes
do
it
.
they
reminded
me
of
bacci (
sic
)
balls
.
100402
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from