irony_everywhere
bethany
he
is
working
in
philly
for
some
computer
thing
he
was
a
bum
he
has
his
own
apt
how
long
did
he
crash
here
cell
phone
i
heard
the
phone
ring
once
for
9
FUCKING
months
granted
he
was
always
there
did
i
metion
he
has
a
new
girlfriend
too
,
oh
yeah
she's
19
fucking
BARELY
i
think
i'm
gonna
sue
him
for
rent
021022
...
silentbob
perceptions
said
:
"
unfortunately
i
knocked
my
box
of
lucky
charms
off
the
table
and
now
there's
irony
all
over
the
floor
."
021023
...
minnesota_chris
Bethany
,
I
don't
understand
,
what
do
you
want
from
him
?
A
thank
you
?
021023
...
bethany
i
want
moy
money
back
gimmie
my
money
back
you
bitch
I
want
my
money
back
And
don't
forget
to
give
me
back
my
black
T
-shirt
i
was
just
happy
he
was
outta
my
hair
now
i
hate
him
021024
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from