bmz161 DannyH The centre of the maze opens up before you, revealing scores of fellow blatherskites who rush to meet you with open arms. Everyone compares notes of their adventures and eats lashings of sconesandjamandcream. There’s nothing like getting lost for knowing where you’re at. You can go North to: bmz478 Back to the start: blathermaze_entrance 020113 ... sphinxradio oh, hooray! mazes are fun. thanks for building it! (romps around the center) 020113 ... oren Where's the bathroom? ' 020113 ... pralines&cream Yippee!!! I found the end! Er - the middle ... how are all my fellow blatherskites doing? I'm pretty hungry, though. 020113 ... oren I found the bathroom but it requires a quarter to use a stall. I'll warn you now ... if we don't come up with a quarter very soon, this section of the maze won't be very popular anymore. - 020114 ... unhinged *digs emergency quarter out of pocket* here you go oren 020114 ... Toxic_Kisses *Quietly glows sitting on the picnic table in the corner and smiles as she watches every one else* 020114 ... oren headed for the candy machine whew... Thanks, unhinged! *Takes quarter and heads off into the maze ... several people notice that he passes the bathroom without breaking stride.* 020114 ... unhinged hey! bring that quarter back here you deceiver! or at least get something good like an almond joy bar out of the vending machine and give me a bite would ya? 020114 ... carne de metal ja! I'm here! this is an epic maze. 020216 ... User24 I'm was making a map and completely forgot about finding the center. And here I am. Wasn't that lucky. yay. ;) 020306 ... User24 (I'm was?????) whatever.. anyways, I'm off to see if anyone dropped any money along the way. 020306 ... User24 I'm back. Didn't find any money. but I might write a book about my experiences. complete with map. (written on a post-it note.) http://www.freetimers.com/images/blathermap.jpg 020306 ... hey now! .... :) 020306 ... thugstylez well this wasnt very hard at all. maybe its cause i was making a map while i was doing this. was that allowed? 020306 ... User24 look at the above URL for my map! Let's compare!! 020307 ... continuous ache very fun, good thinking and narrating. 020307 ... birdmad i'll go set up the halluncinogen concession stand somewhere in the recesses of bmz666 020307 ... thugstylez i didnt make the whole map but you got the ones i got. i went all the way west to 110, north to 217, east to 353, north to 215, east 698, and south to 161. 020307 ... dionysos this place smells like pee 020309 ... Jenna I'm so glad I found it. It was driving me crazy. I was starting to think this place didn't exist. :D 020311 ... User24 thugstylez - same route as me! 020402 ... User24 by the way, did I mention i had a map? ;) 020405 ... She Yeah, I finally had enough time to try this and I made it! Go me! 021011 ... jane finally! 021012 ... User24 And where is the ideal place to go from the center of the blathermaze? To it's logical conclusion! ( dh0001 ) you will be amazed. 021026 ... littel_elf I made it through the maze! It's an old maze now, in net time, but just as fun to traverse :-D I didn't make a map tho... I just sort've put down the bmz's I'd visited, and where they led to in wordpad... it was just to keep me from going back the same way I'd been. Good job tho, User24. Great map! Heh, you know, it's rather ironic to have a maze within a maze... Blather being one giant maze of words and all. *flounces off to poke arond DannyH's house as listed above* 030110 ... User24 well observed, elf I like it. In fact, one might even say that the blathermaze is a maze within a maze within a maze (blathermaze, inside blather, inside the net) 030114 ... User24 I wonder if danny had such philosophical revelations before starting the maze? We should do an index of places in the blatheworld whaddaya say? 030114 ... User24 dh0001 - dannyH's flat (london) dh0008 - Finsbury Park Station (london) dh00012 - picadilly circus (london) dhha01 - Heathrow airport (london) dhha01 - LAX airport (LA) 24_0003 - certain death (LA) ph0002 - sydney airport (sydney) ph0004 - Randwick Ritz Cinema (sydney) 24_0004 - Kings Cross (london) 24_0005 - Euston (london) 24_0008 - Wolverhampton (uk) 24_0007 - Northampton (uk) 24_0010 - Northampton Bus Station (uk) 24_0011 - Grosvenor Center (northampton) 030114 ... User24 24_0014 - Kings Heath (northampton) 24_0017 - User24's Flat (kings heath) 030114 ... User24 24_0024 - Northampton Market Square 030114 ... User24 see blatheworld_directory for full listing! 030114 ... screwing for virginity that was the coolest maze i have ever been in (i want some of those bushes). i am all tuckered out though, so i will take a nap before trying to find my way out. 030114 ... littel_elf too true User24. Everything is one giant maze. Even life if u want to get even more philosophical. Hm, but unlike the net the maze that is blather has no search engines. ah, but I could use google, I bet! Then again, what fun is a maze if you cheat? :-) Hm, User24, where's all the American places around here? I noticed your directory fails to list them. Or is there none???? *shocked look* You mean I'm in a foreign country and failed to notice???? wow. 030124 ... littel_elf oh, nm, didn't see the LA one. 030127 ... User24 lol. Yeah, there's a few, but as I'm from Northampton (you may have guessed - my flat being there and all) I ahve no idea what to put in america. PLEASE somebody contribute!! make up stories about places. create the county hotel in euston so I can stay there - I've been sleeping in the park for weeks now. 030131 ... User24 Another way to search the blatheworld and the blathermaze is to click my name, that you you get all the blathes I've done / contributed to and so can see all rooms in the blatermaze. 030131 ... User24 it's funny how some people are naturally drawn to creating chaos (eg the blatermaze / blatheworld) and some are drawn to creating order from chaos (blatheworld_directory) Very interesting. So much so that I might trawl through blather in order to monitor people's action - like a social experiment. (maybe that's what blather is??) 030131 ... littel_elf very real possibility. does say it's an experiment up front, after all. knew about the name thing. oh, and I tried google... u can search the site with it, but it doesn't help much. google only finds words, it can't tell you which blathes are the funniest, or where the poetry is sweetest. better just to randomly travel it... though I often do wish there was a project like your directory that applied to all blathes. I'll think about setting one up for you to Houston... or Dallas or somewhere... but that won't help_me_stop_procrastinating... after all, all that blather is encourages procrastination. 030202 ... littel_elf omg... they've deleted blather_maze!!! 030208 ... User24 was there a blather_maze room? I thought it was blather_maze_entrance ? 030321 ... User24 blathermaze_entrance 030608 ... A Viking In Peru Well, I found the center... Didn't take long, though... So far my second day as a blatherskite has been quite interesting. But I think I'm going to explore more; These structured thingamabobbers are interesting enough, but in my mind you just can't beat simple wandering. 030702 ... Andrew Sier That was fun! I probably hit every room in the maze to get here, but who cares! Whee! 030718 ... User24 hah, four months since I've been here and I can still remember the route. that's pretty sad, ain't it.. 031013 ... Dafremen Whew! Finally made it... Hey! Where's the party?! Where'd everyone go?! Hello? (ellooO)(lloOO) (ooOO) Sigh (well, there's always the party at my house.) 031122 ... Death of a Rose holy shite eating grin batman! dammit, i'm tired. need a breather and maybe an oxygen tent.....whew.... no i'll be fine.....there are no sharp pulsing pains in my left arm.... oh. 031122 ... Whitechocolatewalrus I'm here! I think I was the last one to make it, though. Hand me some of the cake, will you? 031122 ... Jane Doe This is the center? hmm, I was expecting some grand finale... well, some cake would do! 031224 ... smurfus rex Ya ha! erm...no minotaur? Bah! are there more blather mazes like this? it was fun. 040104 ... young pretender i made it! *sings happy song* now, i can relax, with my nice ... ball of string. maybe i'll be leaving now. 040123 ... mongrel_cat Ooh, much fun. Think I lost my shiny nickel and a few paperclips on the way, though.. Rarrr. 040127 ... NekoBaka I'm Here! I didn't even make a map or anything.. *mischevious grin* I just got lost and then followed all the links I hadn't taken. HAHA! *does a little dance* I'm So Happy For My Pants! :) 040301 ... hmmpf *walks in tentatively, looks confused for a minute then recognises the content mingling of blatherites and breaks into a half-grin, becoming satisfied in having arrived at the centre of it all* i think i'll just have some cake and watch everyone else arrive... smiles :) 040312 ... rubydee a_hole_in_one now where's my ball? 040410 ... dosquatch w00t! Found it. I even made a map... Oh, I see u24 did as well. Well a fat lot of good that does me, I don't get to see his map 'til I make it here, now do I? Hmm, why hasn't anybody commented on that tricky one-way door? You can go N bmz353 -> bmz635, but you can't go S bmz635 -> bmz353. Whazzupwiddat? 040611 ... DannyH Damn it. You're right. I'd never noticed that. Don't think I should fix it now though. It would feel sacrilegious. 040614 ... spiffy i did it? wow. i knew if i just randomly clicked for long enough that i would someday finaly get it. coolies. 040628 ... u24 never noticed the one way door. woo.. spooky. 040701 ... Sintina the middle! I'm here! That was a super fun way to kill 30 minutes. **eats a scone** 051117 ... anne-girl oh dear *stumbles into the middle of the maze out of hyperspace* what is this entrance of which you speak? 051117 ... u24 use towel you cannot do that here. . 060103 ... u24 use map go to puremango.co.uk/blathermap.jpg (because freetimers deleted the old one) 060103 ... Keil Wow, that took a while. Now I gatta go. Those scones back there really tore right through me. Um, does anybody have change for a dollar? 061010 ... my name it means nothin haha...that was cool. I kinda made a map in my head, but not on paper. Scones!! amazing. 070525 ... . yeah, i'm a spoilt brat pissed off for a reason. 070821 ... u24 oren's deliberations about Mounds or Almond Joy always serve as a landmark to me that I've taken the right turning - if I think I should find it and don't I know to turn back :) 080901 what's it to you? who go blather from