scones
Ariadani
mm
,
i
want
scones,
but
i
have
to
go
sew
today
.
maybe
i'll
make
scones
later
...
^-^
020527
...
"Ancient_Pagan"
Americans
have
a
vile
habit
of
pronouncing
the
'-one'
of
this
word
!
They
make
'scone'
rhyme
with
'lone'
rather
than
properly
making
it
rhyme
with
the
word
'on'.
Americans
also
invented
a
numerous
commercial
flavors
for
the
scone
and
transformed
it
from
a
polite
palm
-sized
bread
into
a
colossal
splat
of
dough
!
For
some
reason
whenever
I
eat
an
American
scone
I
get
stinging
sensations
in
my
mouth
--why
is
this
?
White
flour
corrodes
the
bowels
anyway
!
020527
...
Kate
Tom
brought
us
in
all
-American individually
wrapped
bulk scones
for
our
last
day
of
first
semester
Church
History
class
.
I
had
never
had
scones
before
so
I
ate
3
before
Jamie
commented
that
they
were
stale
and
past
expiration
date
.
Tom
brought
in
about
50
more
scones
than
people
in
our
class
for
the
humor
of
it
,
and
for
the
rest
of
the
day
,
someone
threw
a
scone
at
someone
else
almost
every
class
period
.
020527
...
randomly recent
!
040123
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who
go
blather
from