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pralines&cream
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Adriana Casanova
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011220
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ClairE
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My friend Miriam's is Dominique LeChat. She tries to foist it on everyone. Whenever you need a porn name, there she is at your elbow. Miriam needs to get laid.
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011220
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niki
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so that's my problem....
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011220
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Jenna
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mine's Iliene Sterling good strong porn name :)
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011220
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silentbob
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Dr. Dick Hardcore, ear nose and throat I have a PHD in Gettin' bizzay
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011220
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ClairE
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Paging Dr. Tami, proctology! Paging Dr. Tami. Oral surgery!
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011220
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oren
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Richard Long
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011221
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Saint
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One theory is that for some, your porn_name is your middle name and the street you grew up on so i guess that would make me William 115th
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011221
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oren
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Mine would be: Oren Brookcreek. (Yeah, Oren is really my middle name. Too many Jon's around here.)
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011221
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yummychuckle
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alright, that makes me Akeao west makuahine. UGH. hawaii.
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011221
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Cheery Lynn
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shorten that to Akeao West and you're in business i can just use the name of my street, it sounds tacky enough
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011221
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ClairE
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Elizabeth Highland. That is with some modification. What about the "name of pet" theory?
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011221
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cube
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Yes, i'd heard that you were suppose to use the name of you first pet (as first) and your mother's maiden name (as last) Damned if i can remember my first pet's name ...
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011221
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Jenna
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I always heard the name of pet one was for your drag_queen_name.
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011221
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SuicidalAngel
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So either: Dee Fifth or Baby Smith yuy
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011221
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cube
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Baby Smith is perfect! You have a bright future ahead of you in this business ...
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011221
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flo
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Nuts Baxter is mine, and i've always been quite pleased about that, but it's knocked into a cocked hat by my friend Mick who comes out (after the whole pet maiden name formula that i suppose we are using) as Prince Ream, who, if did not already exist we would surely have to invent him.
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011222
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Annie111
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method 1: Helen Castleheights method 2: Liza Fletcher (that sounds like a normal name)
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011222
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god
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sabre meek
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011222
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Casey
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Chubby Cox
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011222
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oren
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Fifi Firestone
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011222
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MollyCule
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either Spanky Klein (pet method) or Sue Fairlawn. Spanky Fairlawn is a pretty good one, i think.
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011223
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little wonder
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If you go about using your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name...mine is: Little Red Riding Hood Mathewson
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020207
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Mahayana
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{method}A. middle name + street name winter + 57th {winter 57th} {method}B. first pets name + mothers previous name Sparky + Dillman {sparky dillman} {method}C. brainstormed + brainstormed knots + showing {knots showing} [cuz id not show up] [its just not my thang] [in fact i have never even seen one] [{prob. never will}] [no interest... like a checking account]
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020207
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blown cherry
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it's actually an anagram of my real name. So nyeh to all your methodology!
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020208
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Mahayana
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¿brown, cheryl? aka [~*blown cherry*~]
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020208
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Mahayana
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[:great method: i [{love}] anagrams] =======[its an addiction]======= {method}D. anagrams SASSAFRAS ICES SLOTS SASSAFRAS SLICE TOSS SASSAFRAS SITS CLOSE SASSAFRAS SECTS OILS SASSAFRAS COILS TESS ASS FLOSS STAIRCASES AFRICAS ASSESS SLOTS SCALARS ASSS SOFTIES SCALAS SOFAS SISTERS COSTLESS SAFARI ASSS SASS SIR OF ASS CLEATS ASS CLASSES ASS FOR IT FRITO ASS ASS CLASSES ASS CLASSES SOAR FIST SORA FITS ASS CLASSES FAT SIS OR ASS CLASSES SO FAR ITS ASS CLASSES SIS'STARS OF ASS LACES IF ASS RECTAL, SOS SASS SOFAS SIS ASS SCARLET A FASCISTS ASS OR LESS
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020208
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lady lunchbox
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method 1: middle name + street name= luanne crest hmmm...how dumb. method 2: pet's name + mother's maiden name = toni swain don't like that one, either. i'll stick with kitty bordeaux. yeah, there's a winner.
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020216
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carne de metal
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Michael Armlong
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020217
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blue star
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claire westwood
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020217
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bethany
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going by mid name .st name Summers Cherry i like it huh?
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020217
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girl_jane
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Umm...the middle name and street thing, it might work, but does it have to be the street we grew up on, or one we live on for, say, a summer? The one I've spent the most time on was Minnesota, and that's no good. This summer I'll be living on Penn Ave. So, that'd make me Jane Penn. Or the first pet and mother's maiden name, Elsa Boekleman. ...
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020218
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sad girl
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method 1 Lee 21st ave ne ugh! method 2 Waggie Miller ick! ohwell my friend phil had a good name he came up with Phlex Velvette...sometimes it would be doctor phlex velvette..hehe! my stage name if id gotten brave enough to dance was just Sabrina no last name at all.
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020218
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pinkish
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method one: Jeanne (sounds like zchean) Caritia method two: Bozo Stiles What? I named that cat when I was two goddamn it.
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020218
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continuous ache
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method 2: Buffy Tackett......i dunno about that one. everyone seems to think that my name (first and middle only) sound like a porn name... Amber Jade. i feel it lacks a little something in that department, but whatever.
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020320
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Norm
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Big Titted Joe or maybe Joe, with big tits
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020320
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yummychuckle
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{method}A. Akeao Shipyard lane or west makuahine {method}B. Summer balsimo or Jewel Balsimo
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020320
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phil
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New method (neither of the other worked) #3 or whatever- Write first middle and last name vertically, so they line up into three letter words, pick two that make some sense Heo & Pyan and try to make a name out of 'em... ok method #4- Jerk off until something comes to you...??? lost train of thought #5-Your doctor's middle name and one of the marx brothers...no good either. #6-v2000cderty-randomly type stuff derty, ok we have dirty. Derty Harpo? #7suddenly remember you already have a porn name. duh...Dirty P. almost forgot
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020320
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Photophobe
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I have two middle names. And I had moved 8 times by the age of 9. I never had any pets. I don't know my doctors middle name. Plus I don't watch porn, let alone act in it.
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020321
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blown cherry
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My old boss' name would have to have been "big dick". He was really funny, you'd ask him any question, "What's for dinner?", or "4 across, 5 letter word for indiscriminate, 2nd letter q" and out would come the answer: Big Dick
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020321
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jane
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margaux huerta
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020607
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paste!
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a. compton eucalyptus (sounds more like a ghetto cough-drop than a porn name)
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020607
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CJ
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I thought of a nice name for a porn a while ago Slick pete's big sweet meats its corney enough my porn name would be 1st method Daniel Johnson 2nd method Patches Hubbard
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020608
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good people
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i always thought kimberly was a good pornstar nameq
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020609
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TalviFatin
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Method one: Marie Michigan Method Two: Barney Penkivech
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020610
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Betwixt
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Adriani Bopeek (don't ask)
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020610
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phil
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Randy Womasc
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020610
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phil
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and Dirty P.
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020610
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phil
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in
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020610
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Aimee
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Louise Canterbury or Elke Canterbury
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020906
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GirlNamedLover
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I'd either be Victoria Jackson or Bell Goer. the first one is a lot better.
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020906
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spoons
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Kim Shafter (i kinda like it...ha...haha...oh god...) or Daisy Sone
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020906
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werewolf
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i knew a girl who's name was Holly Holloway. Mine would be Martin Grand Teton
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020906
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devalis
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Honey Bourbon. Butterscotch. Princess Prince. I actually know someone with that name. She's not a porn star though.
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020906
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gay gizmo
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Michael FUCKIN McCall...now thats a dman sexy porn name. Other notable pron names. CJ Stone (actually a dj name I stole), Christoph Cunning, Kurt Hardy, just a few
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020930
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blamethesky
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i'm going with the pet/street name: starlight silver creek. sounds nice and trashy, just the way i like it.
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021001
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~gez~
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fluffy beesely
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021001
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*nat*
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method 1 - middle and street u grew up on name jayne lomaine method 2 - pet and maiden name sandy rowe
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021020
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viciousmissfit
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Jingle Melvin
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021020
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screwing for virginity
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1st method (mid name and street) russell prairie 2nd method (pet and mom) april moxon 3rd method (mid evil name) sir cumcised
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021021
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nuthinbut
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Robert Greenbay Otis Marks Colon Powell
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021021
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endless desire
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method 1: Nan Adlena --haha give me a break. i sound more like an old lady than a porn store. or maybe i could be an old lady porn store? kinda kinky. . . method 2: Rainbow Houser --yeah. thats old lady mixed with a little bit of homosexual loving (the rainbow) so i guess it might appeal to some audiences. hmmm i think i should just move to a better street. hows glenhaven? (?)(?) [[please please]]809 Glenhaven to be exact {ajsfklsadjlkfsda ---me pleading desperately) ugh why do i always seem to write long blathes. im sure people are annoyed by that.
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030530
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endless desire
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hahaha. that was entertaining. ****star. not store. haha i could pretend i have one of those weird accents and say star, store. but i dont. lesson to be learned: proofread your blathes or else youll look like an idiot.
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030530
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scuzz
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middle name + street name. Andrew Alameda. Wow, I would suck at this. Pardon the pun; how about something French?
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030531
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fall of a sparrow
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I always heard it was first pet's name and the street you grew up on. Which gives me... Hurricane Broadway.
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030601
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Rowbes
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I think I'll call myself Dis-Rowbes. was here
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030601
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megan
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first method elizabeth allen second method gus kutschbach (hahahahaha- very sexy indeed)
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030601
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josh
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Wiener Fleming Foosball Wiener I'm stuck with wiener either way.. which is good for porn.
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030601
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/anon
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i like "long dong silver" or "pube berd the pirate" pet and maiden puffy rivera middle and street Antonio wabash
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030601
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pobodys nerfect
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If I go with the middle name & street name thing, I end up sounding like a guy who has issues with his gender. Not good... On the other hand,if I used the pet name & mother's maiden name way, I just sound completely male. So screw that, I'd rather make up my own. I like "Misty Moon". It sounds cheesy enough.
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030601
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ferret
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alfonz, shikiki alfonz
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030603
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shivers
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1st. rachel eighth 2nd. belle lalonde
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030604
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Flowers from Safeway
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Cougar mt. way... call me Savannah Cougar.
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030604
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not important
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I can't remember if I had Button or Zipper first, but the prospects of a career in porn aren't looking good.
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030706
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carlita
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jean birdie patches flock neither works for a porn name i guess... damn, there goes my fall-back career!!
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030707
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smurfus rex
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mid name/street way...Bryan Meridian pet/maid name way...Dimanche Watters hmmm... what if you tried your best friend's middle name and the model of your first car? That would be...Tyson Scirocco. ooo...
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030707
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User24. they suck dont they.
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mid name/street: Tom Branksome pet/maiden: Chip Lester
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030707
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Fire&Roses
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middle and street: Elizabeth Krause pet and maiden: Trish Hoffman vertical names: Aleta??? Somethign in french: I like Folle and Zut is a good word (bad porn named though) How bout Cerise Folle?
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030905
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karl the weed
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richard gizinu
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030906
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megan
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lol best friend and car.... leigh probe good stuff
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030906
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niska
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Amy 3rd Ave...
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030906
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niska
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that's first pet & first street...
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030906
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celestias shadow
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middle + street- barbara king ack! how about Erica Snowe.....or Cassandra Cox? you can thank my friends for those.
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030915
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nomatte
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rose blackberry my ass
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030916
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nomatter
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rose blackberry my ass
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030916
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Strideo
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Lucky Brock ...
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030917
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Strideo
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or maybe . . . Lee 4WD Pickup (yes it was an 86 "Toyota 4WD Pickup" thats what they were called back on that model) or . . Ryan Mountain Springs Drive shorted to Lee Pickup or Ryan Mountain? ewe-kay . . . ...
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030917
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niska
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lee pickup - nice! it has an element of kitsch and an element of kink...
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030927
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celestias shadow
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*laughs stupidly* i wonder who ever invented this game...
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030929
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Road
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I just like Max Imumpole. titanic (as in going down like, also my first pets name) carver
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031015
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happiepill
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whichever method we decided to use... michelle rolando or sassy devereaux sounds kinky... i like kinky
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031123
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thunderbuck ram
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Hi cuty. Paterson Hardon's the name.
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040826
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mam
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Graphite Angel or Angel 71st or Graphite 71st?
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040922
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stork daddy
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Lichter Mufthoffin
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040923
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sameolme
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Nasty Rash
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040923
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sameolme
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Hey there Nasty, remember me? Dick Pimpel
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041015
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Jeca
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Alaine Highway?? Alaine Place? sounds oxymoronic. if i use the cat one it's Mama Sprague hmmmmm....
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041016
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kookaburra
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my name was already stolen by a real live porn star... imagine my sadness when i happily (and naively) googled my name and found: (my name) naked videos! (my name) nude pics! disconcerting to say the least...
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041017
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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