porn_name
pralines&cream Adriana Casanova 011220
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ClairE My friend Miriam's is Dominique LeChat. She tries to foist it on everyone. Whenever you need a porn name, there she is at your elbow.

Miriam needs to get laid.
011220
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niki so that's my problem.... 011220
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Jenna mine's Iliene Sterling

good strong porn name

:)
011220
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silentbob Dr. Dick Hardcore, ear nose and throat

I have a PHD in Gettin' bizzay
011220
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ClairE Paging Dr. Tami, proctology!

Paging Dr. Tami. Oral surgery!
011220
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oren Richard Long 011221
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Saint One theory is that for some, your porn_name is your middle name and the street you grew up on

so i guess that would make me

William 115th
011221
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oren Mine would be:

Oren Brookcreek.

(Yeah, Oren is really my middle name. Too many Jon's around here.)
011221
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yummychuckle alright, that makes me
Akeao west makuahine.

UGH. hawaii.
011221
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Cheery Lynn shorten that to Akeao West and you're in business

i can just use the name of my street, it sounds tacky enough
011221
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ClairE Elizabeth Highland.

That is with some modification.

What about the "name of pet" theory?
011221
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cube Yes, i'd heard that you were suppose to use the name of you first pet (as first) and your mother's maiden name (as last)

Damned if i can remember my first pet's name
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011221
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Jenna I always heard the name of pet one was for your drag_queen_name. 011221
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SuicidalAngel So either:
Dee Fifth

or

Baby Smith

yuy
011221
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cube Baby Smith is perfect!
You have a bright future ahead of you in this business
...
011221
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flo Nuts Baxter is mine, and i've always been quite pleased about that, but it's knocked into a cocked hat by my friend Mick who comes out (after the whole pet maiden name formula that i suppose we are using) as Prince Ream, who, if did not already exist we would surely have to invent him. 011222
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Annie111 method 1:

Helen Castleheights

method 2:

Liza Fletcher

(that sounds like a normal name)
011222
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god sabre meek 011222
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Casey Chubby Cox 011222
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oren Fifi Firestone 011222
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MollyCule either Spanky Klein (pet method) or Sue Fairlawn. Spanky Fairlawn is a pretty good one, i think. 011223
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little wonder If you go about using your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name...mine is:
Little Red Riding Hood Mathewson
020207
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Mahayana {method}A.
middle name + street name
winter + 57th
{winter 57th}


{method}B.
first pets name + mothers previous name
Sparky + Dillman
{sparky dillman}


{method}C.
brainstormed + brainstormed
knots + showing
{knots showing}

[cuz id not show up]
[its just not my thang]
[in fact i have never even seen one]
[{prob. never will}]

[no interest... like a checking account]
020207
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blown cherry it's actually an anagram of my real name. So nyeh to all your methodology! 020208
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Mahayana ¿brown, cheryl?
aka
[~*blown cherry*~]
020208
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Mahayana [:great method: i [{love}] anagrams]
=======[its an addiction]=======

{method}D. anagrams

SASSAFRAS ICES SLOTS
SASSAFRAS SLICE TOSS
SASSAFRAS SITS CLOSE
SASSAFRAS SECTS OILS
SASSAFRAS COILS TESS
ASS FLOSS STAIRCASES
AFRICAS ASSESS SLOTS
SCALARS ASSS SOFTIES
SCALAS SOFAS SISTERS
COSTLESS SAFARI ASSS
SASS SIR OF ASS CLEATS
ASS CLASSES ASS FOR IT
FRITO ASS ASS CLASSES
ASS CLASSES SOAR FIST
SORA FITS ASS CLASSES
FAT SIS OR ASS CLASSES
SO FAR ITS ASS CLASSES
SIS'STARS OF ASS LACES
IF ASS RECTAL, SOS SASS
SOFAS SIS ASS SCARLET
A FASCISTS ASS OR LESS
020208
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lady lunchbox method 1:

middle name + street name= luanne crest
hmmm...how dumb.

method 2:

pet's name + mother's maiden name = toni swain
don't like that one, either.
i'll stick with kitty bordeaux. yeah, there's a winner.
020216
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carne de metal Michael Armlong 020217
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blue star claire westwood 020217
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bethany going by mid name .st name
Summers Cherry
i like it huh?
020217
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girl_jane Umm...the middle name and street thing, it might work, but does it have to be the street we grew up on, or one we live on for, say, a summer? The one I've spent the most time on was Minnesota, and that's no good. This summer I'll be living on Penn Ave.
So, that'd make me
Jane Penn.

Or the first pet and mother's maiden name,
Elsa Boekleman.
...
020218
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sad girl method 1
Lee 21st ave ne
ugh!
method 2
Waggie Miller
ick!
ohwell
my friend phil had a good name he came up with Phlex Velvette...sometimes it would be doctor phlex velvette..hehe!
my stage name if id gotten brave enough to dance was just Sabrina no last name at all.
020218
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pinkish method one:
Jeanne (sounds like zchean) Caritia

method two:

Bozo Stiles

What? I named that cat when I was two goddamn it.
020218
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continuous ache method 2:
Buffy Tackett......i dunno about that one.

everyone seems to think that my name (first and middle only) sound like a porn name... Amber Jade. i feel it lacks a little something in that department, but whatever.
020320
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Norm Big Titted Joe

or maybe

Joe, with big tits
020320
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yummychuckle {method}A.
Akeao Shipyard lane
or west makuahine



{method}B.
Summer balsimo
or
Jewel Balsimo
020320
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phil New method (neither of the other worked)
#3 or whatever- Write first middle and last name vertically, so they line up into three letter words, pick two that make some sense
Heo & Pyan and try to make a name out of 'em...
ok method #4- Jerk off until something comes to you...??? lost train of thought
#5-Your doctor's middle name and one of the marx brothers...no good either.
#6-v2000cderty-randomly type stuff
derty, ok we have dirty. Derty Harpo?
#7suddenly remember you already have a porn name. duh...Dirty P. almost forgot
020320
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Photophobe I have two middle names.
And I had moved 8 times by the age of 9.

I never had any pets.

I don't know my doctors middle name.

Plus I don't watch porn, let alone act in it.
020321
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blown cherry My old boss' name would have to have been "big dick".
He was really funny, you'd ask him any question, "What's for dinner?", or "4 across, 5 letter word for indiscriminate, 2nd letter q" and out would come the answer: Big Dick
020321
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jane margaux huerta 020607
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paste! a. compton eucalyptus (sounds more like a ghetto cough-drop than a porn name) 020607
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CJ I thought of a nice name for a porn a while ago
Slick pete's big sweet meats
its corney enough
my porn name would be
1st method Daniel Johnson
2nd method Patches Hubbard
020608
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good people i always thought kimberly was a good pornstar nameq 020609
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TalviFatin Method one:
Marie Michigan

Method Two:
Barney Penkivech
020610
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Betwixt Adriani Bopeek
(don't ask)
020610
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phil Randy Womasc 020610
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phil and Dirty P. 020610
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phil in 020610
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Aimee Louise Canterbury

or


Elke Canterbury
020906
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GirlNamedLover I'd either be
Victoria Jackson
or
Bell Goer.
the first one is a lot better.
020906
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spoons Kim Shafter
(i kinda like it...ha...haha...oh god...)

or

Daisy Sone
020906
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werewolf i knew a girl who's name was Holly Holloway.

Mine would be Martin Grand Teton
020906
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devalis Honey Bourbon.
Butterscotch.
Princess Prince. I actually know someone with that name. She's not a porn star though.
020906
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gay gizmo Michael FUCKIN McCall...now thats a dman sexy porn name. Other notable pron names. CJ Stone (actually a dj name I stole), Christoph Cunning, Kurt Hardy, just a few 020930
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blamethesky i'm going with the pet/street name:
starlight silver creek.
sounds nice and trashy, just the way i like it.
021001
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~gez~ fluffy beesely 021001
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*nat* method 1 - middle and street u grew up on name

jayne lomaine

method 2 - pet and maiden name

sandy rowe
021020
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viciousmissfit Jingle Melvin 021020
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screwing for virginity 1st method (mid name and street) russell prairie

2nd method (pet and mom)
april moxon

3rd method (mid evil name)
sir cumcised
021021
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nuthinbut Robert Greenbay
Otis Marks
Colon Powell
021021
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endless desire method 1:
Nan Adlena --haha give me a break. i sound more like an old lady than a porn store. or maybe i could be an old lady porn store? kinda kinky. . .

method 2:
Rainbow Houser --yeah. thats old lady mixed with a little bit of homosexual loving (the rainbow) so i guess it might appeal to some audiences. hmmm

i think i should just move to a better street. hows glenhaven? (?)(?)
[[please please]]809 Glenhaven
to be exact
{ajsfklsadjlkfsda ---me pleading desperately)
ugh why do i always seem to write long blathes.
im sure people are annoyed by that.
030530
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endless desire hahaha. that was entertaining.
****star.
not store.
haha i could pretend i have one of those weird accents
and say star, store.
but i dont.

lesson to be learned: proofread your blathes or else youll look like an idiot.
030530
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scuzz middle name + street name.
Andrew Alameda.
Wow, I would suck at this.
Pardon the pun; how about something French?
030531
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fall of a sparrow I always heard it was first pet's name and the street you grew up on. Which gives me...
Hurricane Broadway.
030601
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Rowbes I think I'll call myself Dis-Rowbes.

was here
030601
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megan first method
elizabeth allen
second method
gus kutschbach (hahahahaha- very sexy indeed)
030601
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josh Wiener Fleming

Foosball Wiener


I'm stuck with wiener either way.. which is good for porn.
030601
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/anon i like "long dong silver" or "pube berd the pirate"

pet and maiden
puffy rivera

middle and street
Antonio wabash
030601
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pobodys nerfect If I go with the middle name & street name thing, I end up sounding like a guy who has issues with his gender. Not good... On the other hand,if I used the pet name & mother's maiden name way, I just sound completely male.
So screw that, I'd rather make up my own. I like "Misty Moon". It sounds cheesy enough.
030601
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ferret alfonz, shikiki alfonz 030603
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shivers 1st. rachel eighth
2nd. belle lalonde
030604
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Flowers from Safeway Cougar mt. way...
call me Savannah Cougar.
030604
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not important I can't remember if I had Button or Zipper first, but the prospects of a career in porn aren't looking good. 030706
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carlita jean birdie
patches flock

neither works for a porn name i guess... damn, there goes my fall-back career!!
030707
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smurfus rex mid name/street way...Bryan Meridian

pet/maid name way...Dimanche Watters

hmmm...

what if you tried your best friend's middle name and the model of your first car?

That would be...Tyson Scirocco.

ooo...
030707
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User24.
they suck dont they.
mid name/street: Tom Branksome
pet/maiden: Chip Lester
030707
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Fire&Roses middle and street: Elizabeth Krause
pet and maiden: Trish Hoffman
vertical names: Aleta???
Somethign in french: I like Folle and Zut is a good word (bad porn named though) How bout Cerise Folle?
030905
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karl the weed richard gizinu 030906
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megan lol
best friend and car....
leigh probe
good stuff
030906
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niska Amy 3rd Ave... 030906
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niska that's first pet & first street... 030906
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celestias shadow middle + street- barbara king
ack!

how about Erica Snowe.....or Cassandra Cox? you can thank my friends for those.
030915
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nomatte rose blackberry
my ass
030916
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nomatter rose blackberry
my ass
030916
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Strideo Lucky Brock
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030917
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Strideo or maybe . . .

Lee 4WD Pickup
(yes it was an 86 "Toyota 4WD Pickup" thats what they were called back on that model)

or . .

Ryan Mountain Springs Drive

shorted to Lee Pickup or Ryan Mountain?
ewe-kay . . .

...
030917
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niska lee pickup - nice!

it has an element of kitsch and an element of kink...
030927
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celestias shadow *laughs stupidly*

i wonder who ever invented this game...
030929
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Road I just like Max Imumpole.

titanic (as in going down like, also my first pets name) carver
031015
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happiepill whichever method we decided to use...

michelle rolando

or

sassy devereaux


sounds kinky... i like kinky
031123
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thunderbuck ram Hi cuty. Paterson Hardon's the name. 040826
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mam Graphite Angel

or

Angel 71st

or

Graphite 71st?
040922
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stork daddy Lichter Mufthoffin 040923
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sameolme Nasty Rash 040923
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sameolme Hey there Nasty, remember me? Dick Pimpel 041015
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Jeca Alaine Highway??

Alaine Place?

sounds oxymoronic.

if i use the cat one it's

Mama Sprague

hmmmmm....
041016
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kookaburra my name was already stolen by a real live porn star...
imagine my sadness when i happily (and naively) googled my name and found:
(my name) naked videos! (my name) nude pics!
disconcerting to say the least...
041017
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