eep_is_the_answer_to_everything eep! at least i think so. 020909 ... god ziggy gilmour: hallo, jon RJONNZ: hey there stace ace howeth art thee? ziggy gilmour: i haveth a headache, but i am working on your mixes how art thou? RJONNZ: mixeth me upeth. i hopeth thine cranium stopeths pounding i art fineth. ziggy gilmour: i am going to be sending you a bunch. RJONNZ: sendeth them downeth here. i will sendeth you recordings in returneth for sooth ziggy gilmour: well, i'll be sending blank cds along with the mixes. ziggy gilmour: yes. ziggy gilmour: but you knew that. ziggy gilmour: okay. right. eep. RJONNZ: thateth wilt be fineth. wouldst thou likest some MASS TRANSIT SUICIDE shows or something? maybe some far out and exciting jazz? ziggy gilmour: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ziggy gilmour: fucketh yeseth RJONNZ: thateth can be arrangedeth or maybe a recording of me scraping my nails on a chalkboard while screeching obsenities at the top of my lungs? ziggy gilmour: that too, pleaseth! ziggy gilmour: ;) ziggy gilmour: but seriously.....i need more mts. yes yes yes RJONNZ: i'll send you our first three shows. they're a little rough, but what the hey? ziggy gilmour: send me anything you think is cool. i am sure i'll dig it RJONNZ: god said, "let there be chinese weightlifting music" and there it was. ziggy gilmour: eep is all i got to say ziggy gilmour: you're not at work, are you? ziggy gilmour: you are! ziggy gilmour: you aren't! ziggy gilmour: you ARE! ziggy gilmour: you *so* are. RJONNZ: ... and the worms and the yeast and all the little homonculus mongoloid babies rejoiced and danced the watusi violently though the mall RJONNZ: alas, i am at worketh ziggy gilmour: why?? ziggy gilmour: i thought your weeketh was doneth RJONNZ: nein! ich bin ein sofa. it's my last graveyard shift. ziggy gilmour: wot are you saying? RJONNZ: please excuse cause, i go through spells i go through spells i go through spells i go through spells i go through spells i go through spells RJONNZ: i am saying all the right things ziggy gilmour: no, seriously. wot is that RJONNZ: that is as it is ziggy gilmour: i don't know why you won't answer me ziggy gilmour: are they lyrics? RJONNZ: yes. i just made them up ziggy gilmour: make something up with me in mind sometime, won't you? RJONNZ: oh stace you're ace based in space you're on the case do a dance without no pants and i'll give you a chance to alter your stance ziggy gilmour: you mean nothing but nonsense by that. and the worst part of this all is, you think that you're homework's finished forever. ziggy gilmour: (i still liked it, though. please do not get me wrong. heeeeeheee) RJONNZ: homework? i dropped outta school for good, babe as for the nonsense, yes ziggy gilmour: do you even know what i meant by that? RJONNZ: i met this little boy, i thought he was retarded. then i realized he was a SHAVED MONKEY. scrreeecchhhhh!! of course ziggy gilmour: you frustrate me. i didn't just say that. RJONNZ: you know what i mean? ziggy gilmour: of course blehnehneh RJONNZ: faced with a sandwich in the prime of her life, the bloody zebra falls from an immense height ziggy gilmour: slish slosh and bonkers, oh gosh! dawning forth fuck this, fuck that, salty winds wind and wind, winding all about you just wanna get lost, lost in those forbidden alleys, sauntering through the layers of the labels of the lawns of neverland fuck all. ziggy gilmour: the labels of the layers would've been much bettah. ziggy gilmour: oops, oh well. RJONNZ: all fuck, skate a little lower, now. bonking at dawn, we slit our galoshes so they slosh. oops indeed RJONNZ: labels, labels, labels ziggy gilmour: listen, you crush dart cringe crawl STOP eepin evenings wine with oranges in my tummy wipe that glitter off your face, fucknut, and maybe then we can converse (not directed at a god named jon) ziggy gilmour: (but might as well be, oh oh oh) (just kidding) (sort of) (yes) RJONNZ: sassyfrasquatch, lives in the woods in a house made of snot ziggy gilmour: and you, you trip and slop through her pebbly grove ziggy gilmour: slop and trip RJONNZ: kuwaiti pop music wafts through the air, as ma and pa kettle pick pebbles from bam-bam. lobsters all across her forehead, she sulks into the library, alternately cursing and frooging ziggy gilmour: wondering if betterment is meant to be better, or if it's just all in your mind cr aw l f a r, skip close. no way. head pounds and water sounds crippled crazy and gone ziggy gilmour: whoa. and i hadn't even read yours yet. ziggy gilmour: eep! in my mind, they're connected. but eep you if you think they eepn't. RJONNZ: is there a difference? ziggy gilmour: you don't think they are? RJONNZ: better is better, here or there ziggy gilmour: grr, fuckin answer please? RJONNZ: connected? you bet ziggy gilmour: you are the ultimate frustration, and the abstraction epitomizer ziggy gilmour: bless you. eep shall be released. ziggy gilmour: the ultimate frustrater. fuck me! RJONNZ: just 'member, eep backwards spells pee ziggy gilmour: hey - RJONNZ: i go through spells ziggy gilmour: yes and yes ziggy gilmour: tell jeff or bob or whoever to get the fuck out eep no at any point will you be alone? ziggy gilmour: no. RJONNZ: never ziggy gilmour: answer? RJONNZ: i ain't 'lone n' won't be ziggy gilmour: i know you're not. duh. dah ziggy gilmour: jesus, sorry for asking ziggy gilmour: have you ever heard meat beat manifesto? RJONNZ: yes i have ziggy gilmour: the song "we done it again" - have you heard that? RJONNZ: years ago. i used to have a passing interest in all that chicago wax-trax stuff. i don't remember ziggy gilmour: this is the only song by them that i've ever heard ziggy gilmour: it reminds me of the second track on the mts cd that you sent me. that's why i asked. RJONNZ: really? how are they similar? ziggy gilmour: just the general feel of the song, and some of the instrumentation RJONNZ: mandolin? ziggy gilmour: no. RJONNZ: i'll have to hear it ziggy gilmour: i was gonna put it on your mix until you said RJONNZ (2:41:50 AM): years ago. i used to have a passing interest in all that chicago wax-trax stuff. i don't remember ziggy gilmour: then i was like, "eep!" he don't care no mo'! RJONNZ: put it in oh no, he's pulling out the mandolin (bow down) ziggy gilmour: threw it in mah truck RJONNZ: damn straight ziggy gilmour: you will hear the similarities ziggy gilmour: eep. RJONNZ: i wondered where a parallel could be drawn. i been puzzled ziggy gilmour: i mean, it just sounds like it could be mts on any other day. that kinda thing. only there's a lady talking throughout. though i suppose that could be your sound effects that you use. yes ziggy gilmour: pissibly it's just this song, and no other meat beat manifesto song. i don't have a clue, because like i said, this is the only song by them that i've heard ziggy gilmour: i've got it on this cd called "in defense of animals (vol. 2)" ziggy gilmour: it's an animal rights activist thing (obviously) RJONNZ: i don't 'member much about them. i had a passing interest in it through an old girlfriend. i used to really like ministry and revolting cocks and stuff like that. i was friends with an animal once ziggy gilmour: cool. all animals are my friends (you knew that, though). i am very excited about making you these mixes RJONNZ: i eat animals, so i won't pretend to be enlightened. i can't wait to hear them ziggy gilmour: i know you eat animals. ziggy gilmour: most people i know do. ziggy gilmour: so - ziggy gilmour: i don't know what i was gonna say. never mind. RJONNZ: is eating eggs ok? ziggy gilmour: for me, yes. not for vegans. but i'm a vegetarian, not a vegan. ziggy gilmour: i eat everything but animal flesh. that's all you gotta remember. vegans don't eat or use any animal products whatsoever. ziggy gilmour: actually, you don't have to remember *anything* - it's not like you're cooking me dinner. hehe ziggy gilmour: chriiiist RJONNZ: i only ever met one vegetarian. vegan sounds like some kinda alien name or somethin' ziggy gilmour: hahaha RJONNZ: i am a vegan from the planet morox ziggy gilmour: hahahahahah ziggy gilmour: and ha RJONNZ: ninety octillion light-sectars from thr burmeslian quadrant RJONNZ: thr indeed ziggy gilmour: not eating flesh (i.e. being a veggie) is a way of life ziggy gilmour: indeed ziggy gilmour: you amaze me. x 45 RJONNZ: eh, i'm skewed. i used to slaughter chicken with my great-grand-dad back in wv ziggy gilmour: shhhh! you're not supposed to *tell* me that! RJONNZ: i'm a hillbilly ziggy gilmour: yeah, i suppose ya are. oh well, i like you loads anyway. RJONNZ: gwine t' go down tha hill an' fetch me a chaw, lawdy yes'm RJONNZ: shit fire an' save a match ziggy gilmour: gwine is a zappa thing. don't you try an make it a hillbilly thing maybe i am wrong. if so, eep RJONNZ: it's a southern thang ziggy gilmour: fuck me, then. *dies and eeps* RJONNZ: zappa appropriated lot's o actual speech patterns ziggy gilmour: yes i KNOW ziggy gilmour: fuck RJONNZ: you need to buy an album called "thing-fish" RJONNZ: a masterpiece on dozens of levels ziggy gilmour: can't you burn it along wid de others? ziggy gilmour: that you are gonna send ziggy gilmour: http://blather.newdream.net/e/eep_is_the_answer_to_everything.html RJONNZ: i only got it on an old worn-out cassette ziggy gilmour: k ziggy gilmour: eep 020909 ... Ariadani bacon_ham_turkey_chicken_cheese_soy_who_is_you_god 020909 ... fr"eep"kizh eep! 020909 ... freakizh indeed. i love eep. eep the word, eep the idea, eep the person. that's why i'm gonna help you to spread the eep. so, if you don't mind.. *AHEM* eep. 020913 ... eep! bless you, freakizh. eep likes you too. 020913 ... eep! heh. eep_if_you_think_it_eepn't. yeah. fuckin h. 021009 ... fr"eep"izh oh my god! eep_likes_me :D let's have eep sex. 021013 ... eep! nah, sorry. i'm a straight eep. 021013 ... nah....! but pissibly one of my eep friends would like to engage in eep sex with ya. 021013 ... fr"eep"izh that would be so eep. 021013 ... sixteen I -honestly- say "EEP!" when i trip or do something accidental and sudden that may require an "eep". its beginning to bother me because I can't turn it off... it has replaced the standard, "whoa!"... 030623 ... phil If eep is the answer to everything, what is the question to everything. 030623 ... god yes 040903 ... Faldor Hendon eek? 040903 ... pipedrem err, i should think. eer. ooer! 040904 ... god yak applies, unless it is ditch related, of course. you know that much by now. eep is as good as yak and it is yak's equal in nearly every way. eep comes in handy for ditch related EVENTS, so keep eep in mind. i know many of you get left in ditches all the time. eep is for you. i've been sticking pretty close to the yak for some time (barring one major eep). 041003 ... three e words expand eep_is_the_answer_to_everything electromyography 050331 ... fghio fghio 101116 what's it to you? who go blather from