bacon_ham_turkey_chicken_cheese_soy_who_is_you_god Ariadani you suck. get a chicken. ride the chicken Rock! ride the chicken! but not turkey, never turkey. turkey is what evil is. turkey is communism. turkey is the modern God. turkey must be cast down as a false idol. if not it will send ham...HAM!!! and when the Ham comes, and it will, you cannot stand against it. Ham will consume you. Ham will destroy your house. Ham will take control of your life in turkey's name. there is only one way. there is a salvation. There is Bacon! Bacon is the truth and the life. Bacon is the true messiah when all others are false. Bacon will save you when you cannot or will not save yourself. Bacon is Your true God. The Bacon Messiah will come. Ham will be banished to it's brine. Turkey shall be cast off and none shall bow before it ever again. The golden age is here. You just have to see it. The Bacon is merciful. The Bacon is vengful. The Bacon shall tread on the souls of the no believers. Each will be dealt with in their own way. Cheese will rule at his side. Cheese is the faith. Cheese is the way through which Bacon can be achieved. Ham will be controlled by Cheese. Bacon will fall some say. Bacon is false they claim. Bacon is not the messiah. Soy is their God. Soy is the lie. Soy is the root of evil. Soy must be contained. Soy must be defeated. Soy is cunning. Soy will pretend to be Bacon. Those true to Bacon will know Soy in all it's disguises. 020618 ... paste! one can only know about nine things in life and the most nourishing of them is a perfect club sandwich. peels are another. i know alot about peels. maps, metallurgy, the mammalian body, art of treehokuse, infravision, commotion/non-commotion and arcs are the other seven. 020618 ... Irreverent Lovejoy: now I will cry sabbie_of_arc? steve_of_arc? tangent_of_arc? 020618 ... god what about deviled ham? 020619 ... Curly Wurly God has chosen. The chosen One is Tuna. The day will come when the non-believers will be cast into the oceans to feed the Holy Tuna. May the fishery's cans be ever Empty. Amen. 151130 what's it to you? who go blather from