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ask_the_weed
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karl the weed
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go ahead, im ready for any question you might ask me! (watch this blathe is going to last 2 days)
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pobodys nerfect
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Okay,I'm in one of those weird sort of moods,so I'll ask.
Q. If you were a weed superhero type character,would you be good or evil? Also,what would your power be? Oh,and would you ever be like that dumbass Superman,and wear undies on the outside of your costume? :)
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karl the weed
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great, i have to wait until someones stoned to get questions.
i would be evil. definitely.
and i would be like batman, i would kick ass, no superpowers needed.
umm... no undies. yeah. i would wear a big jacket to blend in, and take out the stuffing and conceal weapons in it. yeah.
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pobodys nerfect
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Turn around,Karl. I want to give you a good swift kick in the ass for that stoned comment. I've NEVER done drugs. I've never even been drunk.
*walks away in a huff* =P
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nomatter
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where does this Karl_the_weed name come from?
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karl the weed
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whoa, i was just joking. i didnt mean it...
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karl the weed
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im sorry
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nomatter
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lies!
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pipedream
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does your hair turn brown if you see a dog piss? (provided it isn't brown already, in which case its too late)
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karl the weed
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my hair is already brown. but i used to have blond hair when i was a litlle kid, maybe thats why...
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pipedream grins
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i KNEW it!
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031005
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pobodys nerfect
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karl--it was only a half-assed huff :)
new question--would you ever hold your girlfriends' purse for her in public?
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karl the weed
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yeah definitely. theres nothing wrong with that.
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nomatter
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NNNOOO that's wrong.
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smurfus rex
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what would your superhero sidekick look like?
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no reason
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do you ever smoke yourself?
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pobodys nerfect
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That's cool. :) Next Q's: Which do you prefer--land,air,or sea? Would you ever wear argyle socks? What if they weren't a matching pair? If you were a dictator,
what ice cream flavour would you force everyone to eat? Are you getting annoyed
by my questions yet? ;)
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no reason
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uh...you don't have to answer that. i'm in a strange mood.
...actually, please do. i'm now curious about your answer.
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karl the weed
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i dont think id have a sidekick, but if i did, it would be a trained hawk that i could speak in hawk-ese with. it would kill people for me and steal things. speaking of wierd moods...
and no i dont beacuse:
a) i think the concept of smoking is stupid, i mean, think about it, youre sucking smoke through a burning plant wrapped in paper...
and
b)i dont really like drugs of any type that much, i dont like having something else in control of part of me. i have ADHD and thats why i dont take ritalin.
and
land definitely, sea and air make me sick.
what the hell are argyle socks?
ummm mint chocolate chip. and if anyone questioned it i'd KILLL THEM!!
oh no not at all it gives me something to do. i quite enjoy them
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ferret
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are you wearing a blue shirt right now?
are you wearing a white shirt right now?
are you wearing a black shirt right now?
have you ever worn an entirely yellow shirt?
what flavor is a rubber glove?
what is a star?
who's named kerri?
what's karaoke?
white powder or black?
have you ever kissed a primate?
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pipedream
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argyle socks are socks with this big diamond-shaped pattern on them, if im not wrong, in manly-man colours like red and dark green and navy blue...scottish manly-man hahaha
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Rasputin*s Robe
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Umm, if I wasn't more baked than potatoes, I would ask a question, but mostly the title of this thing lured me to it.
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karl the weed
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oh god no argyle soks i hate those
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breygris
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you followed a monkey down the street -- but he takes your hat. then what?
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karl the weed
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well, i would whip out my masta weed skillz kick the monkeys ass. but first id ask nicely.
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breygris
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what if the monkey is wielding fruit? :|
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karl the weed
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well, i am a weed.
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pipedream
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and will wave gently in the breeze, because the REED snapped in the ferocious wind, not the WEED.
chinese proverbial story.
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pobodys nerfect
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abc,nbc,or cbs? windy,rainy,humid or snowy? what's more offensive/shocking to you--a guy wearing a skirt,or a woman wearing mens "brief" style undies?
why do you think people care so much about how much a wood a woodchuck could chuck if he could chuck wood? If forced to add one of the following items in your living quarters,which would you choose: 1)hot pink shag carpeting
2)avocado green kitchen appliances(along
with a 3 year supply of avocadoes you'd have to eat yourself)
3)a VERY large assortment of plastic
fruit that was attached to everything you own
4)a 7 foot tall monkey that flings real bananas at you & sings the macarena song every half hour
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karl the weed
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getting a little creative...
none of the 3
rainy
neither offends/shocks me but guy in skirt is worse
bc theyre stupid
i hate the macarana and avacadoes, so id choose the carpet
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endless desire
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i like mint chip ice cream.
do you think im special?
why did you choose your name?
why do you get your question page?
what makes you so special?
what's it like to be ADHD? im serious.
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karl the weed
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for likeing mint chip ice cream? Lol, jk. you are very special, you have a way with words.
my name? its sort of a stupid reason, but ok: in like 6th grade, my friends used to call me karl sometimes, I don’t know why, just another name. but then they would always call me a weed when i did something stupid, and every now and then it was "karl, you weed!" so yeah, my friends called me that and later when I had no idea for a sn I used that, and now I use it for blather.
that couldve been shortened into "inside joke", but hey.
is that "why do YOU get a questions page" or "why did you make one"
the answer to both , is bc i just wanted a questions page
what makes me so special? Ummm… im a superhero? I have a white spot on the back of my head?
and i will save the last for a seperate post ill do later bc it might take a bit.
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pipedream
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yeah, i want to know too because i've been really hyper ever since i was born, and when i was little my mom was afraid i might have it (i don't) but i'd like to know anyway. is it scary to be?
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Death of a Rose
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Argyle socks, kilts, tartans. Damn saxxy if you ask me. but of course you didn't.
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endless desire
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tell me, karl,
what is the meaning of life?
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pipedream
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do you also realise that you share a name with mister marx? hehehe
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god
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why?
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karl the weed
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the meaning of life (this is it): to have fun. really. or to do whatever the fuck you want. of course no one realizes this so everyone has to make the world a place in which no one has fun because of "the rules". so that means that i have to conform somewhat to "the rules" or people will get me.
blah.
i just had the realization that im going to be a crazy old man...
anyway.
umm no i didnt realize that.
and why? just because.
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phil
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what is your account keycode?
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say
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karl, who_put_the rebe in my trebeck?
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031128
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obviously
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you_put_the kelb in rekelbert
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Doar
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corascading math sequencing, good or bad?
which one is your favourite?
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whitechocolatewalrus
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i would just like to say,
mint chocolate chip ice cream is horribly aweful and should die by execution.
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whitechocolatewalrus
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oh! and since it's the question page, how does that make you feel?
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karl the weed
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you dont like mint chocolate chip ice cream???? good lord...
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karl the weed
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bad definitely. oh and i dont have a favorite
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walrus
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awful doesn't have in e in it does it?
dammit.
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Why is there a w in answer?
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Awe, c'mon Walrus. Play fair.
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whitechocolatewalrus
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how am i not being fair?
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why is there a w in answer.
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as instructed: ask_the_weed. (Not yourself)
I was having a full-on, stranger than thou kind of evening. My apologies. Carry on as though uninterrupted.
Do you have a page for questions?
Aw, damn. I blew it.
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bobthebumb
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meow...hey i heard weed kan damage your brain...meow
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sameolme
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Have you abandoned blather for your new love?
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040326
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pipers
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new love? what new love? damn! the argyle socks are gonna get all WEEPY on me now!
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sameolme
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see love_blather
As with every new baby, every new love is a chance for us to get it right.
I'll go throw rice to the wind.
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karl the weed
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lol i was going to but i can't help but come here every now and then.
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040327
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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