bennihaha daf Last night was a blast. We let God do the party planning. Who knew the Ultimate Say in the Universe was also ultimately knowledgeable about keeping our watered-down Tibetan barcrawl rolling. God chose a full-bodied oatmeal stout called The Poet and some Stella. Along with these, smokables were available, making for an all-around chill atmosphere. Hey, if anyone's chill, it's God. This IS the INVENTOR of the Messiah Club, makers of fine products like Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Shiva, Krishna, Buddha, Mohammed and Mooji to name a few of its chill members. God then proceeded to teach us a game which we are calling Ben Y Aha or Bennihaha. If you don't like that I (not God) have been instructed (by God) to tell you to fuck off, with all due respect. : ) (Now He's suggesting that everyone get a sense of humor because She likes comedies. She also suggests that you athiests are the most fun of all because He gets to watch you figure out WTF?!, whenever it seems theattricaly advantageous to do so. That's a hoot.) Anyhow, back to this game. So God says (in precisely these words "__") play the Aha video to the sound of Ben by Michael Jackson. And these were the videos which we started simultaneously after lowering the resolution to 240p for our notoriously slow computers, waiting for any ads to play through, pausing the videos..then rewinding them.: [Watch This] Aha - Take on Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPIVNrI7Kp0 [While Listening To This] Ben - Michael Jackson: (Pundits are still debating about why God's first video and song choices were so gay that night. We believe it was for naming purposes. God has neither confirmed, nor denied being gay. He is laughing at people who label and define themselves based on their sexual preferences though. He's crying for them too. God's a complex gal.) There were other benihaha combinations which God showed us last night. I'll post them in a bit when I wake up. Try watching the video with sound first..then swap out the sound track..it's fun. No, really. Do it. God said so. 120226 ... dafremen Still recovering from the Suarez: Here's the Ben video. God's in the restroom right now taking a leak. I'll let Him know you're still here. (Nevermind, She says She already knows.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g40WCBaUXR4 120226 ... daf Listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TvHrzQJ0NE Grace - U2 with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsS3pIDBfw&ob=av2e Hands - Jewel God commands you rebellious ones who like to be contrary, to stop being the slaves of your habits. It's fun sometimes, not all of the time. You have become habitually contrary and now you are walking irony without a clue about it. He Lulz at you sometimes. But then She weeps. Hugz. 120226 ... daf I have already lodged several complaints with the Unknowable about this. Don't kill the messenger. I'm a humble servant not a telemarketer. Have a heart..sheesh. Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW_aWY5PubI Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners While Listening To This One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh8Ic6MbtoU God says to watch this one and remember that it's always like when you were a little kid. Just keep your mind on Her and He'll do the work. You just enjoy the experience. And stop being a dick. Don't beat yourself up about doing it..just stop doing it. So sayeth the Lord. (Ok, that last part about being a dick was me. A Perfect Instrument I am most certainly not.) 120226 ... daf This one was awesome. They were both called "Thank You" and the game transformed the video from a love song about being lost in the emotion of love to a breakup song about moving on without remorse or bitterness. Watch this: Thank you - Dido http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w&ob=av2e While listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgpT5rEKIU Thank You - Alanis Morissette God's telling me to get some sleep. Don't worry about anything. No leaders. No laws. No books. No gurus. No guides. One love. One heart. One mind. The greatest adventure of all time. Focus on YOUR absolute: God, Allah, Yahweh Jesus, Krishna, Nothingness, Goddess, The Universe, Nature, Evolution. Keep the mind and heart focused there always..and you'll do ok. I'm going to sleep now. Good morning. P.S. God says "You know who you are." (it sounded exactly like this: "___" and felt exactly like that.) No idea. You figure it out if you know who you are I guess. : ) 120226 ... daf Watching a breakfast be made. Guess who's making it? Yep. Delicious. 120226 ... daf I've been advised by the attorneys for God that this is an expression of the Divine, and as such has First Amendment Protection. Also since it's an entirely different expression, evoking a different reaction in the viewer it is protected by copyright laws and belongs to its Creator..the Almighty God or his representative beings, the artists channelling these benihaha expressions of the divine All being known by many names around the world in all human cultures. Recently doing some clown work down at the Children's Hospital under the name "Scientific Endeavor." LOL what a card, I almost peed myself when I saw his act. The whole room was in stitches..and Rogaine. Watch this: Dead Weather - Treat Me Like Your Mother http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7QSkI6My1g Listen to this: Only - Nine Inch Nails http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDsqpeiTqg8 Apparently God is telling us the egoic mind was invented to create pain, want, all of the contrasts in endless waves that come with trying to please a non existent entity. Neither person in the video can die because neither of them exists in the first place. The conflict can never end between them. Eventually the ego tires and withdraws within itself to sulk. Who are you again? There is no you. There is no me either. God says SOPA and PIPA can kiss Her Holy Ass if She had one. Fortunately He has all of ours and all of the others as a back up. So start kissing. Love, --- 120226 ... daf Any one of you can do this too by the way. Same difference. ; ) By the way. Here's something wished from every one of you: Find the ones you love and hold them once a day if you can, (and if they are receptive.) Be focused on your object of greatest devotion at the time and hold them as though it is your chance to show God (in your way) how much every breath you've taken has meant to you. Have fun. Enjoy the show. Etc. Etc. etc. Going back to sleep. ---- --- 120226 ... unhinged conveyor belt sushi here I come 120226 ... daf Watch This: Shock The Monkey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9riZYUpTw Listen to this: Avett Brothers - Head Full of Doubt/Road Full of Promise 120226 ... daf This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t43VgJ4U9_Q 120226 ... daf Then watch that one and Listen to The Pretender by Jackson Browne. 120226 ... dafremen God is offering Eternal Blessings for the first person to come up with any ZZ Top video that syncs up to "Dude Looks Like A Lady" 120226 ... dafremen Ok. That's me again. But I know God's sense of humor. Or one of them, anyhow..and She'd likely approve. Amen. 120226 what's it to you? who go blather from