hey_paste black-dyed gel product TAG! You're it! ~~~runs away real fast-like and hides in a dumpster~~~ 010625 ... paste! whoa, i HAVE been sleepwalking for the past 18 days. that's noxious. wha...where was i...oh yeah, area of dumpsters. here kitty, here kitty, i got some abortions in my backpack for you. paper! BAHAARGGGLE! 010625 ... paste! oh wait, is this a game or something? tag? you must realize that i grew up in a laboratory, like arnold schwarzenegger in twins, so i'm not accustomed to your ways and traditions. please explain this "tag" phenomenon. 010625 ... baby satan tag? it's fairly straightforward. people stick tags on their heads and run around calling one another penises. whoever gets called a penis the most is the winner. and they win an evening of naked humping with any plant or item of furniture they choose. this whole thing got started back in 1967 while i was smoking pot in a jersey outhouse with some fish who taught me how to play. never did see that fish again... 010625 ... paste! in that case... 010625 ... bloody potato chip makes sense... 010626 ... Alfred Jarry I like the cut of yer jib boy 010629 ... paste! paste!'s spokesman says: paste! will be gone for at least week because he is moving elsewhere for the summer. paste! will be temporarily insane w/o blather. 010630 ... baby satan my heart will be with you. 010630 ... bloody potato chip what bs sed 010630 ... black-dyed gel product I'm sad too. What's a jib? 010630 ... mr.bunnyrabbit bend over, I'll show you. kids these days. hey paste! do you realize how many kids eat you in kindergarden? wiffleball? right on! 010721 ... paste! yes, i know, they eat me everyday. i have mixed feelings about that. luckily, i get away with all sorts of crazy shit cause i'm a loose cannon! weehhooo ride the basket of grr, geronimo LATITUDE id id separate from ego! 010721 ... kingsuperspecial can I lick the beaters, can I please please please please can I huh can I? 010721 ... baby satan i never got to call you a penis, did i? well, here goes: PENIS! YOU'RE A PENIS! YEAH! YOU ARE! PENIS PENIS PENIS! 010808 ... paste! is that so? (rubs chin) THAT IS SO! (RUBS PENIS) 010808 ... kingsuperspecial sing that song again, the one about the funny man with the thing, who does that thing to the other man, and then it's got that part about the other thing. you know that one, doncha? 010817 ... paste! (enter full string orchestra and cheesy lounge band) a 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4... yeah, baby, i'm so funny and sexy and you know, baby i got a thing or two to show you but you got to be a woman yeah a woman yeah, baby i got a thing or two and i'll do the right thing if you ask me to but please, baby be gentle, baby, be gentle and oh yeah, honey child there's another thing i got to show you but ask me later, baby you dig? is that the one? 010817 ... baby satan i thought it was the irish jig about throat losenges. you know..."last night i bit your tonsils and you kicked me in the nuts". i forget how it goes, though. 010817 ... paste! yeah, i'm starting to remember that one too..."la, la, la, i stole your car and then you kicked me in the nuts again" and so forth. 010817 ... ass facely TV, teeth, feet, peace, feel it... jigs and reels. we'll always have lilliput... 011230 ... paste! i am the armada 011230 ... god i sound like this... (sail, sail) 011230 ... ClairE Made you look! 011230 ... paste! wha? oh, scratch, then click. (gasp) 011230 ... yummyC you and I seem to be the only active blatherers right now, I'm sorry I am the other. i miss baby satan i miss johnny west i miss kingsuperspecial. do you? who (xhales smoke in the shape of an r) Arrrre (exhales smoke in the shape of a U) youuuu? alice is after me. also, do you like socks? would you rather be barefoot when having sex, or wearing socks? will you lick my eyebrow for me? can I have a peice of your ear? 020104 ... vincent van paste! *licks socks* can I call you feistyC from now on? you can have all of my ear, if suits your fancy. 020105 ... feistyC you may call me whatever you likes, pasty-kins. thankyou for licking my sock, it was ORGASMIC... have a crunch'n'munch sweet &crunchy toffee pretzils ridden day. 020105 ... yummyC SQUISH!!! (**throws 6 sheep eyeballs at paste, and jumps into a trench surrounded by rubber chickens and twist-ties.**) 020301 ... paste! mmm sheep. *faints flat on grassy knoll in my hand* (it's a palm sized version and the sheep are tiny, especially the eyes, which i saved, which i juggle.) FLIPSH!!! 020301 ... yummychuckle paste?....i love you with all my spleen. 020301 ... paste! yea, i'm a tad retarded/brainsplattered now...just finishing up my first 40 hr work week since, well, the 90's. sleepneedi and some alcohol too. 020301 ... ever dumbening paste! as a working stiff? aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh the apocalypso bean chili is five alarm'ed sally out the sully, we've lost our leader maybe this was the omen of my blather_dream 020301 ... Mateo Syicky man, you are crazy!! 020301 ... yummyC paste, baby doll, guess what i'm doing?! 020302 ... paste! ...you are on your rooftop, doing a handstand, reciting the constitution of nicaragua while masturbating with a vodka bottle? ed: no cops, better crops. union of the latent skirmishers yak yak checking pulses. it's always a good day (era) for breakdancing with LOPO's ghost (not a ghost). nevertheless, have no fear of omens, etc.; this is just a period of finding out about the out there, how they function. y BTW, if it couldn't hold any more irony, my new occ. is tech support for AOL. go figure skate. 020302 ... yummyC no. Im making everything go into one collumn on blather. ALLL TODAY!! THERE IS NO YESTERDAY! and it wouldn't be a VODKA bottle, thankyou very much. (hah). pssst, how old are you? 020302 ... god when velvet spasm played in youngstown, i had a copy of the_urban_pirate_reversal for unhinged in case she didn't bring a poem for the reading. 020403 ... god i did cross out the first five words, though. i'm sorry 020403 ... paste! no that's fine, pretty cool actually. that being said, you should be aware that it's always been cause for global uproar (you started it) to edit my shit without permission, at least since the 50's. someone will be pissed and they're gonna send parachuters and spies to your neighborhood and chimney (you have one, yes you do) and and guess who won't be there to help you, mr. renegade guy? ...and that makes a better first line, no doubt about it snout gravy. 020403 ... Piso Mojado I have something that really belongs in your hands and not in my living room drop me a line so it can find its way home 050925 ... not tanya blue velveeta 050925 what's it to you? who go blather from