my_butt firehunden it hurts.... ....kiss it. 010303 ... j_blue sounds yummy 010304 ... sabbie a boy named mark owns my butt. in college, i tended to over use the phrase "i bet my butt that...". one day, i lost the bet, and i lost my butt. i did take it to another city in another state without asking him, but he never came to claim it back, and its been about 7 years now. i sometimes wonder if thats long enough for ownership to revert back to me. 010305 ... florescent light I hope you don't mind sabbie, but I used your line today. I wanted to see what would happen. I said to my roommate, who is also my best friend, I said to him, "I bet my butt that my night class will be canceled tonight." And he just nodded. And I retorted "Don't you think it's weird that I just said 'I bet my butt..'?" And he replied, "No." Needless to say I was disapointed that I didn't get the reaction I had intended. I did win the bet, though. 010305 ... unhinged is being operated on this friday. what a way to start your spring break. ugh 010305 ... firehunden isn't it wonderful how my butt has brought the two most interesting people i think are on here together.... unhinged has a wonderful mind.... and flourescent light is nice to me.... i love my butt.... it's the greatest 010305 ... sabbie oh, my dear florescent light, of course i dont mind you borrowing it! in fact, take it, take it. honestly, its just been hanging in my wardrobe for years, i hadly ever use it anymore, and it looks so good on you! it brings tears of joy to my eyes that it's back in circulation. i havent heard it used since i left college. it's in need of a good home. just remember to feed it and take it for walks... something tells me i should not have stayed up til 5 last night and got up at 8 this morning. i think my brain has siezed control of my fingers again without telling me. 010306 ... mikey butts are good i love butts! what a great thing to be. GENIUS. hell id be happy to win a bet like that! one must be careful when dealing with insane minds muahahahhahahah 010306 ... mikey edit: above i meant to say what a great thing to BET not BE!! thought some people are "butts" for lack of using a more cruel word. 010306 ... chanaka but what IS a butt, exactly? i wonder if my butt is a nice one, or maybe a flat and deflated one. no one has ever commented on my butt. is this a good thing? perhaps i have "bet my ass" too many times. (kinda like betting a butt, but with a neato swear word) 010306 ... mikey ive never gotten comments on mine either but i think i have a nice one. really it comes down to the fact everyone likes and dislikes different things. the possibilities are endless. 010306 ... mikey i also have to agree with j_blue kissing it sounds yummy! imaFREAKimaFREAK! 010306 ... grendel i'll provide the obvious joke here "i need a new one this one has a crack in it" that's all i had to say 010306 ... mikey "excuses are like assholes we all got one!" hmm dont totaly fit for this thread but HEY..i felt like saying it! 010306 ... firehunden i don't really appreciate all of you people putting all of this useless crap in my_butt. my_butt was a sensitive place until all of you came along. i don't want you turning my_butt into some kind of hole for useless stuff. please keep it small.... and try to not use any sharp words...ok thank you after all...my_butt was my idea 010306 ... florescent light I fell alseep with a bottle cap under my butt. but I woke up and it hurt a little. (shh don't tell, I don't want people to laugh at me) It was a Sobe bottle cap. My roommate bought a whole lot of them and he lets me drink it. I help him out with the phone bill in return. Sobe' bottles are always real hard to open. But I think I've finally got it down. Sometimes it needs a good Bang! 010307 ... unhinged sobe...i love sobe i have a scholarship that includes my room and board, so i always get my brother a bunch of sobes with my meal plan because he likes it too. lizards down in front. 010307 ... florescent light Pinball Lizard 010307 ... sage_one it's fucked because there have been a man whos owned my ass. I used to tell K. that all the time, as he fucked me. This ass is yours, i'd say, and he'd smile and say, "Okay...Sugar, I love you." I never thought that I'd be one to give my ass away. I'm so proud... but I loved it. i trusted him to own it, knowing he wouldn't take it away from me...he'd own it, and then just give it back to me...he wanted , he needed me to own it for myself. I wish we'd had the same agreement with my adidas shirt however. he still owns that one. 010402 ... firehunden i just wanted to put my butt back up here so that everyone could see it again. i think everyone should comment on my butt. good or bad, it makes no difference. please take the time and put something in my butt. i want to make my butt the biggest thing on here. if we work together my butt can be huge in no time at all. thank you for your time. 010707 ... Toxic_Kisses ...Seems to get more comments than I do. 011011 ... ToxicK typo: Complements gerrrrr! 011011 ... Casey ...is asleep from sitting here for a few hours thinking 011011 ... lady lunchbox nice and round, doesn't match my timy waist, and makes buying pants very difficult. but all the guys tell me it's great, so i guess i won't trade it in quite yet. 020323 ... gos is prosthetic 020618 ... Persona the thing about butts: a nice one smiles at you while a flat one just kinda stares 020619 what's it to you? who go blather from