good_old_jackie_mc_cracken carne de metal jackie, stick to one e-mail, I need to track your posts down. If you believe you can not do that, y suggest you visit conspiracy_theory (enter at your own risk, strange things have been known to happen there). Otherwise, reply to this post here. 020220 ... jackie mccracken jackie mccracken takes many forms, has many faces. he can be reached at the headquarters of the universe, although he has no phone. 020221 ... Mateo How many blathes must Mateo go through befor he can find one of yours? You can sing this to the music of blowing in the wind. 020221 ... jackie mccracken yes, and how many times must the mad bird fly, before he can sleep in the sand? 020221 ... jackie "evil twin" mc cracken good_question 020221 ... Mateo You should be in a mental institution, you are a danger to society. 020222 ... god perhaps jackie thanks you for the news flash, and has subtle inner closure round the back opening? 030515 ... jackie "search engine" mc cracken find me through google just enter me as jackie mc cracken and it will link to all my blathes 030516 ... Johnny Nuge Certain strains of happy bordumb have leaked out on to the eastern panhandle and are currently leaving residue on to the citeZen's all across the well "east" Not really "eastwest" by "northsouth" but yeast! So tell me Snedrah what will become of "wedges" "row" this year? 030516 ... hopturn twotape i'll tell you what. what. and furthermore, there's a pickle brewing over there at the Magistrate's office, which, as everyone knows, doubles for a pickle brewery. i once went to the headquarters of the universe to see jackie mc craken...he pulled my soul out of my body through my noseholes and put a fishing bobber in its place. know what? nobody seems to miss it, and my pecker grew four inches. oh yeah, and jackie mc craken has gills behind his ears. just add water, jesusforbrains. drool. 030517 ... god blorg along the mohawk, fair midriff. death is a gateway to nowhere, buddy rich little richard. i'm glad the giant h flew over lesage yesterday. i wanna eat bee vomit tomorrow. i wanna be just as old as i could possibly be. 030517 ... hopturntwotape while we're talking about the "giant h" i think it is important to note that: 1. z's have also been spotted in that area, it's menacing. 2. death is a road to nowhere, and that nowhere has recented been located neat the mired ruins of Rock Branch, West Virginia. 3. jackie mc craken and god are both entities from the sonic mudpile, and that they exist in multiple dimensions. like say, the puke porridge dimension... 030518 ... JOBO Has anyone seen my large case h it seems to have been part of a puke ploy that for some reason is going to DIE. Now everyone knows that without air we would never burn but hqofu leans toward that type and style.Burning without air is a great acheivment yet more and more girls are starting to do drugs. One such young slut is snorting pills out the ass........wholly shit will someone tell god so he can put this sad hole to rest."I'm an old cowhaaaaaaaaaaand from the rio graaaaaaaaaade".Ok back to the matter at hands and feet,Sedgrah is still waiting at the train station for Weldoyn to arrive. Tyne being an extra asshole decided to stay home "huh wonder why"? Four hours and no train....she's getting said because she want's a train. 030518 ... god why doesn't softball ever visit? huh? 030518 ... Softball "Thank you, thank you I would come and see you more often but the core-ah-lation to my traveling in a manor like that of ole jack karoK has long since been deleted from existance,thank you" But John Bradshaw has given me directions on how to get to god's house so a visit is in the works!!!! 030519 ... John Bradshaw Has anyone seen my bat??? 030519 ... Ed Gene Some dogs bark and some dogs howl "but this cat wails"-----every cat loses and every dog wears diamonds, no really it's a fact dogs love diamonds like little cats love speeding on cocaine no really it's true.......it's not all just about looking at the scene and drawing the simplest conclusion it's about "dropping your pant's at the bar and saying does this look like I'm glad to meat ya"? 030519 ... John Wayne This page needs something maybe a sip of wine or a snort of whiskey but something for sure!! 030519 ... Man with no shirt Yes I'm trying to find my dry cleaning that I left right here two fridays ago, has anyone seen it???? 030519 ... Snedrah & Sedgrah Fuck his clothes they all look good on us don't they? He will never know that we have his shirts and underwear and even if he does sooooooooo what we will get the great god to make him leave us alone..........so there!! 030519 ... Lookin Has anyone seen hopturn??? 030519 ... jackie "in the driving wheel" mc cracken Today, for some odd reason, I am neither formica nor particle board. The termites crawl about and chew on my insides and leave me wondering if i am not the_pine today. The boughs say "sqeak" but they have been known to lie. Where are my oatmeal_shoes? 030519 ... god cover your sneakers in country gravy. a-1 loafers? shoe_sauce and shoe_cereal collide in cerealistic orgy of food near feet, somewhat akin to bacon_near_engine. 030519 ... Charles Manson we never liked the other people anyway just acted like they were our friends and let them eat our food and drink our beer so we could get all of their ideas about reverse fevor and block laying along with the nowledge of how to breed small tigers for house pets.......granted I'm still waiting for that one but none the less and all the more we will open at the time we have agreed upon ..........Z being todays word and not tomorrows I will Zing Weyldon in Z head wiZ Z ZlingshotZ I havZ 030520 ... god i hear z's are gonna be hot this summer 030521 ... Jackie McCracken You don't have to play, you can follow or lead the way, I want you to germ the sweater in your hand!!!! C'MOAN 030521 ... jackie "corn-meal-jesus-sculpture" mc cracken I've got plastic toys in my eyestrain. come on down and shoot at the waffles before they multiply and take over the basement_sausage. I can call you anomaly and when i call you Napalm you can call me phalanx. Who can tell me the atomic weight of kleenex? It's okay. I know you were only trying to set the monkey on fire. 030522 ... Jackie McCracken Origins of exspousure they're twice as nice when there's people watching.Your agent is not getting this shit clean!"Terill, when is Elise bringing the twins so we can play catch the comet with your mouth"? Even now it feels like two days back.........what time is it Ya think? Just tryin' on the ole watch for looks!!! 030605 ... jackie "riverboats and plankton" mc cracken Holy parallel universes, Batman! 030605 ... Choir Rat press on yer brudder press on yer roared press on yer brudder press on yer roared "something tells me no" 030606 what's it to you? who go blather from