blatherduel DannyH Got a beef with another blateroon? Want to sort it out with guns? Here's the killing ground. If you don't know how to play go to: blatherduel_rules 010525 ... burden Or, kick it on over to blatherdiplomacy if you want to talk rationally and use lots of tedious phrasing. 010525 ... sabbie a duel, how grand pollyanna! as these things are traditonally held on a deserted, windswept hill with fog crawling around the lone tree's roots, then i shall settle myself down here on this wicker chair (taking care not to crumple my crinoline or my petticoats) and wait for the first two duelists. i have a little note book (for the recording of the scores, any last words and other general plesentries) and my maid, Joy, to hold my parasol over my head (should the sun get to strong for one of my complexion) and to serve the tea and scones. i am ready. i do hope the first duelists will be along soon. in the meantime - Joy? do pour the tea. 010526 ... god i'll fight someone. 010527 ... beelzebub It's been a long time. 010528 ... god oooohhhh... hold on, i gotta go pee... 010529 ... baby satan hey god - if it stings when you piss, you're in trouble. no sting means go ahead and fight. just looking out for you, man. i wouldn't want to see a face as nice as yours all fiery and stretched out of shape. 010529 ... god ok! i am done pissing! let's go! take that! (throws string at baby satan) and that! (throws more string) 010530 ... sabbie oh, dear... i was going to advite that nice mr god to sit down and have some of these exclent scones before his opponant turned up, but i adverted my eyes for a moment from... well, things a well bred duchess such as myself should not have to see and oh my, if they aren't at it already. never mind. i shall record it all for posterity. oh, nice shot god! its always nice when your side gets the first shot. joy? some fresh tea please. this cup has gone quite cold. 010531 ... god thank you ma'am. en garde o evil one! my string is long, limp and ready to strike!!! 010531 ... baby satan er...i thought it was beelzebub who challenged you to a duel. i ain't he. i thought we were pals, god... :::sniffling, eyes filling with tears::: ow! that string stings! 010604 ... god oops! hold on... i'll stand still and you can hit me as hard as you like...here's my string 010604 ... Dafremen (Hop)BANG! 010604 ... bono in lingerie Hey! Nocturnal didn't accept me as referee yet! That ain't fair! 010604 ... nocturnal at work I think daffy should be disqualified since he cheated. I win. it's over. 010604 ... Dafremen Hardly, I didn't cheat. There was NOTHING in the rules that ruled out "jumping the gun". Which is EXACTLY what I did. Then I shot you with it. Consider yourself lucky that I didn't make you suffer needlessly. 010604 ... bono in lingerie :::singing::: Yoooooo haaaaad noooooooo juuuuuhdge! 010604 ... god look at the rear end on that goat over there! 010605 ... baby satan christ! er, i mean god! that's a gorgeous goat ass! 010605 ... god after you, my son 010605 ... sabbie oh dear joy, it seems to have disintergrated somewhat from the original duel... you see what happens when i turn my back to rearange my petticoats? all hell... erm... heaven... oh bother it. all pergatory breaks out. mr. lingerie? i am afraid that as that vulgar expression goes, first in first gets to be ref. i was here first, so i get to be the boys ref. i think for his gentlemanly behaviour, and the fact he did accept a cup of tea in the middle of his duel, god wins that round. any objections should bring cake. 010606 ... god (quickly steps away from goat and blows a heartfelt kiss to sabbie; bows to satan and his minions) 010607 ... Dafremen Did he just say "steps away from sabbie and blows a goat" or am I wearing the wrong glasses again? 010607 ... Dafremen Nevermind...found them. 010607 ... god i only fuck them, i'm not some degenerate.... c'mon! 010608 ... baby satan you know i believe you, man. i mean, i've seen what kind of stuff goes on where you are. those goats sure are tasty suckers. 010608 ... Aimee who has won the duel? I shall give the victor a kiss!!!!! or an ice cream sundae... 010608 ... User24 I notice a distrinct lack of BANG!'s, BING!s or even BUNG!s in this room, am i to take it that the blatherduel is in fact hoaxical? 010609 ... god smooch 010610 ... The Ghost of Lord Tewkesbury These modern Blateroons don't seem to have the stomach for a proper blatherduel. 010624 ... Persona BIFF!!! BLAM!! KAPOW!!! --erupts from a tree swinging parking meters-- who dares to challenge the great..um....PERSONA! to a duel? 010624 ... bloody potato chip uhhhh. i will fight you. uhhhh. 010624 ... Perosona your half hearted "uhhhhs" don't sound convincing enough.....you bleating lamb you! 010624 ... baby satan i have a nice rectal thermometer. 010624 ... bloody potato chip uhhhh.... here. stand still.. now run into my fist. uhhhhh 010625 ... Persona ack! no YOU stand still! now, run into baby satan's rectal thermometer! 010625 ... bloody potato chip ZZZZZZZZZZ (cough) uhhhhh?? did somebody say something? am i dead yet? 010625 ... Dafremen 98.6!! Look guys!! 98.6!!!! See the little red line goes right up to the 99 but doesn't quite touch it! Um does that mean I'm normal? What if I take the thermometer out....THEN am I? 010625 ... baby satan no. you must first cremate a turkish scarecrow and do some jerky spirit dance around its burning figure. only then will you be normal. 010625 ... bloody potato chip uh... my turkey is spinning... nice turkey. doesn't say much though. ow! i hit myself in the head with my turkey. 010626 ... Persona ack! taste the wrath of my lengthy turkey baster, swine! 010626 ... bloody potato chip then, uhh, the legend is true. i surrender and beg for more giblet gravy. 010627 ... Persona the Triumphant --holds the exalted gravy boat high-- then thou mayest relish this delectable turkey nectar from mine crystal chalice, and we shall sup on gizzards together 010627 ... god and they feasted on the gizzards, gravy, lambs, sloths, penguins, goats, dead monkeys, mc donalds and stuff 011230 ... Jeca and now for something completely different... 021102 ... User24 I have a mug with that written on it (or rather Linds does) 030331 ... sabbie and of course, before taking up a blatherduel, one should familerise oneself with the blatherduel_rules 031201 ... pipedream getting blood-lusty have at you! *waves civil-war era bludgeon around at noone in particular* 031201 ... Joy getting thirsty could i have a cup of tea, ma'am? 031201 ... sabbie certianly not joy! you speak out of turn, demand cups of tea, what is the lower classes comming to thse days? soon you will stop waxing yourself and start cussing. how terribly vulgar joy. i'm quite overcome. quickly, i feel a great need for my smelling salts... 031201 ... endless desire ive already kicked DOAR's butt 031202 ... pipedream really? do tell 031203 ... joy pulling a wax strip up her leg *kcccchhhrrtttt* its too late, missy! *evil laughter* 031203 ... Mr. Funkadelic I just tripped over a rectal thermonmeter! And it went bang. Does that count as a duel? 040913 ... meta meta 060303 what's it to you? who go blather from