people_i_want_to_wrestle kingsuperspecial my brother katie, the waitress at Cosmo John Wayne Madonna 010617 ... sim oh, he knows who he is alright. Gonna be a damned lotta wrasslin' if I have my say. 010617 ... nocturnal anyone who would let me win. 010617 ... black-dyed gel product that bastard who created the sitcom 010617 ... Casey the entire group from Survivor...I would probably cheat and just enjoy beating them up 010617 ... heel turn my ex-roommates a couple of former employers i'd level them all with brutal chairshots 010617 ... kingsuperspecial bruce willis the guy cleaning the pool the girl in line at the supermarket this morning...something about over-alls makes girls so ... yummy. 010619 ... florescent light dafreman 010619 ... enriquecito greg'd be happy to hear that, sim. 010619 ... sim And that's who I meant, too. 010619 ... lothar of the hill people i know ya did, baby. that's why i'm so damn quick on the up-take. diggety dawg, damn straight. tee haw. 010627 ... kingsuperspecial gary busey (sp?) laura croft john davies the guy that does the oatmeal commercials, what the fuck was his name. 010702 ... black-dyed gel product rivers cuomo i think i could take 'em 010702 ... burden Be gentle with Rivers... he's simply irreplaceable. I want to wrestle Wesley Willis (wesley_willis). I want to love him like a taxi driver. I want to suck a camel's bootyhole. 010702 ... kingsuperspecial hey man - this is for wrasslen. get your booty hole thing away, you'll ruin the purity of my sport. :: picks up a chair :: 010724 ... Aimee Purple Hayes... *evil grins* 010724 ... random man-beast takes out kingsuperspecial with the GORE! (gore! gore!) 010724 ... Gollum high school girls, yes my precious. mmm, yes, nice nice high school girls. 010724 ... nemo you, but not everyone reading this, oh no, just you. 010725 ... TalviFatin *grins mischieviously* Natural Born Thriller. Oops, did I just reveal my true identity to Aimee? 010725 ... Teenage Jesus Gary Busey - That's a good one! Is he still alive? Doesn't he have a patch over one eye? 010725 ... Dafremen florescent - Thanks, you'd prolly kick my ass. Let's play Quake2 instead. kingsuperspecial - The guy who did the oatmeal commercials was Wilford Brimley. Aimee - Does HAYES have anything to do with TalviFatin? TalviFatin - No you did not, try again...be a little more OBVIOUS this time. Aimee can be slow on the uptake, specially in the morning.(Who the hell IS this guy ANYway?) 010725 ... TalviFatin Daffy- Who the hell is me, or who the hell is Hayes? 010725 ... burden Who the hell is your dad, pig eater? I'll wrestle the way I want. I will wrestle Heidi Klum in a vat of pudding. Me and her. I'll let her win. 010725 ... kingsuperspecial ho ho! It was Wilford Brimley, indeed. That cheeky bastard! Lets_kick_wilford_brimley's_ass! woo woo! 010910 ... celestias shadow the olsen twins. yes, both of them. AT THE SAME TIME. I'd kick their skinny blonde asses. rrrrr..... 031022 ... nonotme! i can't believe stork_daddy's name isn't listed 031023 ... misstree and her delusions of grandeur i was just coming here to put it in. yes. i want to werstle stork_daddy. mongolian_wrestling. but no nipple biting, that's how people get piercings ripped out. i could take 'im. 031023 ... misstree no, not mongolian_wrestling, dog_fighting. derr. getting my pirate pastimes mixed up. 031023 ... stork daddy oh dear god! the rest of your bodies will look like nipples when i'm through with you! have at thee! do we bring our own oil or will some be supplied? which move fits each of you best...guillotine? double bar arm? saturday night ride? the dirty uncle? and don't think you're getting away without an oil check or two. 031023 ... stork daddy awww...mongolian wrestling...that's where we have to wear those funny pants and throw each other into the dirt huh? 031023 ... misstree faith_in_eres consensual_reality manifestation virii_or_edifice what??? essplain each of those moves, in detail if you would, because i want to, ah, take notes. and ripping out a nipple ring would be like pull-tab superinstantdeath, as anyone within a ten foot radius immediately has their head explode from the force of my rage. ya, mongolian wrestling involves throwing people into the dirt, but i've always thought of funny pants as optional but preferable. dog_fighting is where the end comes when one person submits, usually caused by the other person getting a death grip with teeth on throat. there are certain tendons that you can bite to make even the most stoic start twitching. pain tolerance helps. and i gotcher oil right here.... 031023 ... misstree crappity crap, sorry about the stuff on the top, forgot there was other stuff in the wordpad document. *smacks self in da face* bad tree! no coffee! *whines* okay, okay, but only if you stop being a dumbass. 031023 ... stork daddy alright then! don't worry i made most of those moves up...most of them anyways (for explanation see bottom)....dog fighting eh? the last person who challenged me to that can't smell anymore. think it over. oh and by the way, just to sweeten the pot....i bleed chocolate. okay but here's a move by move description: double bar arm is where i am behind you and put my arms over your arms like a bearhug, then slip my arms through the space between your side and your arms and resting my arms on your back for leverage. you end up looking like a chicken and have nothing to prop yourself up with. see my photo in yahoo photos if it is still there for a double bar arm. a guillotine is more complicated...i have a single leg ride, and then i reach under his arm and around his head...i know this isn't clear through description...but anyways...end result is that i pull the upper body while forcing the lower body to stay stationery and hurt happens. a saturday night ride is pretty self explanatory...you sit on top of the person, and vine your legs around theirs and grab their wrists and arch and the pressure gets put on them. there is no dirty uncle. and checking the oil is a looked down upon move that only the most savage wrestlers use to throw another to their back in which the hand reaches between the legs and grabs in a vice-like grip the area commonly known as the taint and uses it to lift the wrestler's hind quarters off the ground. strangely enough that is the legal variation, but some wrestlers start using their digits in unpleasant ways and that's why it's called checking the oil. ahh what a beautiful sport. 031023 ... notme chocolate blood huh? now that is something i've clot to try 031023 what's it to you? who go blather from