lets_kick_wilford_brimley's_ass kingsuperspecial Come on, folks. Step right up. You call saw him on T.V., and you hate what a smug old S.O.B. he was. Nows your chance to let him have it! Just submit your kick below, plus any commentary you feel is needed. :: kicks Wilford Brimley on the ass :: I feel better already! 010910 ... red crested birdmad and the angry oatmeal it's the right thing to do... 010910 ... Cardinal Logan the Ludicrous I'm afraid I'll lose my foot in his wrinkly old ass. 010910 ... Aimee he's the quaker oats man.... prick.. 010910 ... kingsuperspecial exactly. the guy is all cocky about a bowl of frickin' oatmeal. the nerve, he's lucky I don't kick his ass twice. 010910 ... god that'd be too good for him! 010910 ... Teenage Jesus Take that old man! :removes crown of thorns and slams it onto Wilford's head: 010911 ... kingsuperspecial yeah! a crown of thorns, that's perfect! let me know when he's down, so I can kick him again! 010914 ... boerg47 I LOST IT! i couldn't believe he was king of the muslims and a window installer. or a watermelon man. or on a maiden voyage... or an oscar, or a meyer... or a wiener! let's mine the harbor. we could power this city for years off of sludge. we built this city.... on _______ and ______. please stop the gluteal punishment of a poor, middle-aged muslim king with a heart of gold, a hearty voice and the smile of grndpa.... ...and remember... older asses have more callouses. he can't feel it anyway. stop the insanity, and please, uses proper weapons. 010925 ... Arwyn I fucking hate him.... him being all self righteous about me checking my blood sugar!! Fuck you old man! I'll do it when I feel like it!!!! And get off that fucking horse before it's back breaks! 030813 ... pobodys nerfect *chuckles at previous entries* :) I think the smugness must be part of his acting style or something. He used to be the same way years ago when he did that tv show with Shannon Doherty. But hey,I'll kick him anyway! *kick* 030813 ... dont F with the Postmaster General "do you like golf, mr kramer?" 030814 what's it to you? who go blather from