the_book_of_leviticus Andrew Sier If you quote from this, at any time, for any reason, you are a fucking moron. 040730 ... sab "Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest ye die," well, the punks are fucked 040730 ... sab leviticus 18:19 Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, opps 040730 ... sab leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. damn, damn 040730 ... sab leviticus 19:neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. wonder if wool and cotton and cords count 040730 ... sab leviticus 19:26 neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. well, maybe i can use that when im late to work. 040730 ... sab leviticus 20:9 For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him. shit, shit 040730 ... sab leviticus 20:24 But I have said unto you, Ye shall inherit their land, and I will give it unto you to possess it, a land that floweth with milk and honey: but im allergic to milk 040730 ... sab leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them. i made a marionette of a ghost of my city. where does that leave me? 040730 ... sab leviticus 20:27 their blood shall be upon them. my blood already is 040730 ... sab leviticus 22:5 Or whosoever toucheth any creeping thing, whereby he may be made unclean, or a man of whom he may take uncleanness, whatsoever uncleanness he hath; hey, hey, its not my fault if my house has spiders. 040730 ... sab leviticus 22: 5 Or whosoever toucheth any creeping thing, whereby he may be made unclean, or a man of whom he may take uncleanness, whatsoever uncleanness he hath; 6 The soul which hath touched any such shall be unclean until even, and shall not eat of the holy things, unless he wash his flesh with water. 7 And when the sun is down, he shall be clean, and shall afterward eat of the holy things; because it is his food. so unless i wash my hands or wait till night, im unclean? night? night? im begining to suspect god is some kind of goth 040730 ... sab leviticus 24:19 And if a man cause a blemish in his neighbour; as he hath done, so shall it be done to him; 20 Breach for breach, eye for eye, tooth for tooth: as he hath caused a blemish in a man, so shall it be done to him again. and anyway, i told the truth, but i think i might have lied and the mercy seat... ect christ god's a bore. have you ever actually read all of leveiticus? grumpy old man trying to ensue that no one else has any fun not our fault you decreed girls out of bounds, y'old bastard 040730 ... swooping bird sab, this whole blathe just put the biggest, most warped grin on my face thankee 040730 ... globalfruitbat so all those people who don't want to suffer a witch (wizard?) to live are also wearing only 100% cotton or linen clothing? I wonder where polyester or rayon fall... and what about lycra? what is the oficial postion on Lycra??? The People Need To Know!!!!! 040730 ... spiffy that doesn't apply to us now. 040730 ... sab my pleasure, my lovely bird 040802 ... jane did you know if you break one rule it's as bad as breaking them all? so all of that anti-homosexuality nonsense is countered by the fact that all of those people cut their hair 040803 ... silentbob 11:20 Every winged four-footed thing which goes on the earth is disgusting to you; 11:21 But of the winged four-footed things, those which have long legs for jumping on the earth you may have for food; 11:22 Such as all the different sorts of locust. 11:23 But all other winged four-footed things which go on the earth are disgusting to you. I can't think of any real animal that has wings and four feet. Locusts have six legs. they are not birds. they are bugs. this was written at a time when bitches didnt know SHIT! 040803 ... Bespeckled hehe. But, deep down, does anyone worry that this might be the rules that that the True God, whoever he may be, abides by? Shouldn't that scare the shit out of 99.99999% of earth's population? 040827 ... thunderbuck ram No, not really. I mean, what sort of god would that be? 040827 ... silentbob not me, because i am that .000001 thats doing everything fine in my universe. 040827 ... Ft LoT Who are we to judge God? My opinion, whatever God may be doesn't matter unless He fits into my image of what He should be. He gave me freewill so I choose not to follow THAT God. 050212 ... pete In one Jewish text God ends up laughing heartily and saying "My people have defeatd me" after the Rabbis established a rule that only human voices count in a debate. (I think commentary on the Minash) 050213 ... silentbob there are many religions and as far as i'm concerned the only reason chrisianity is so much more obsessed with itself than the other ones is because of its quality of spreading the message of it, and trying to "save" other people. What other religion does that? I don't know all the religions, but none come to mind quickly enough to change my mind. But there are plenty of other religions that came before christianity. Why would it turn out that their spin on the rules would be the right one? i think it just has to do with it being adopted by white people and white people conquering other nations and forcing their beliefs on them. i hope this doesn't offend anyone, but this is history, we're talking people. i always seem to offend people by reminding them what happened in history. 050213 ... dafremen Christianity is a missionary religion. It's primary purpose is to spread itself, it's secondary purpose to support it's tenets. In order to be truly successful as a missionary religion, it's helpful for the "missionary" to believe that his religion is the only way to salvation. It is a highly motivating factor in their lives to believe that they are serving the ultimate "purpose" that of saving a fellow human being from death (or damnation if you believe in that sort of thing.) And so that sense of satisfaction becomes the juice that drives them to your doors, through your TV and into your lives when it's least convenient for you and most convenient for them. They mean well...most of them that I've met anyhow. And the few at the top of the church "food chain" who are motivated out of ego and self interest are far outnumbered by the well-meaning and not usually TOO pushy Christians that come into your life to annoy you on a given day. Hey, these people found something to believe in that makes them happy, and they aren't shoving it down anyone's throat so much as they're advertising it, barring the rare exceptions of course. (By the way, not to get off the subject, but shoving religion down another human being's throat is grounds for an instant eternity roasting in the bowels of hell with brimstone encrusted demons gnawing at your liver. At least that's what I hear.) So they're commercials for Baptists and Methodists and Catholics..we know how to ignore commercials, why not commercials for someone's religion? "Awake! magazine? No thanks, I picked up a case of Buddhism on the way home and I think that will tide us over 'til 2012. Could you come back around then maybe? Who knows, if a pearlescent staircase appears from heaven before then, I might wanna hear what you have to say." 050213 ... Zoe i'm a religion major and to comment on an earlier statement, many other religions other than christianity are missionary. Islam, Hinduism, Buddist, even Judaism to a certain extent. Christianity is probably the most frequiently encountered missionary religion in America, because it's the most popular religion in America, but most religions would like people to convert to their beliefs. If you believe something with all your heart, and it makes you happy, and you are a nice person, you want others to share in your joy too. that is why most religions try to get people to convert, but i do agree that people can go way too far. 050214 ... Trippy Taka indeed Monkey Magic's basic premise was they were bringing Buddism to China. 050214 ... andru235 leviticus anagram for: u c its evil fitting, for a book that advocates we do everything EXCEPT be humans 050310 what's it to you? who go blather from