brad
EECP The name of a truly wonderful friend. 000126
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BoofPixie oh my stars and garters. we call him jazz-brad to distinguish him from other brads. 000308
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silentbob but in all actuallity there already IS a jazz brad. 18 in fact. so we will know him as JAzz Brad 19 to distinguish him from OTEHR jazz brads across our mighty globe. i eat sausage links 000601
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The Schleiffen Man brad is a hopeless romantic who's painfully shy and quick to fall into love... the bassist, the grocery girl.... they're all beautiful int heir own way... and each have a part of his heart for some small time... but long enough to make him smile and long enough to make his life happy again.... ahhh to be that innocent again 000618
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Splinken i saw brad at the subway. he was smoking a cigarette. it surprised me a little. he says that we can watch the ducks at the peabody and drink red dog. i like the CD with the little hearts flying across the cover, though that image is a tad fruity.
i hope he keeps falling in love with the grocery girls. those stories make me smile.

i miss the schlieffen man. but i can talk to him again when the computer is un-boofed.
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klarchen Hey, I was just thinking,
umm,
do you know the muffin man?
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moonshine Yes, I do infact and he speaks in tongues if your wondering 000715
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Brad muffin man... fraid not. Although i do love blueberry muffins... does the muffin man give them away? I don't know who the muffin man is but If he did, then i would like to know him i suppose. 000715
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klarchen Well I was just reminising about the aural memories of grade three.

This is the cognitive process that led me to the muffin_man.

1. clicked on brad

2. read the word "jazz" more than once.

3. thought of ella.

4. thought of the pretty little tune, "muffin man".

5. remembered that tune from grade three music class.

6. remembered the so-called potential that I had in grade three.

Great.

Look what you did now, brad, now I am depressed.

Thanks for being jazzy, brad.

Yeah, thanks alot.
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Brad Want to feel better? Most of us jazz musicians grow up to be very poor and underappreciated, most of us go nuts at some point in our lives, it's almost a requirement that you have a nervous breakdown at some point and nobody but a select few even miss you when you're gone. Oh yeah... and the life expectancy is about 20 years shorter. Avg lifespan is only 40 years if you're a jazz saxophonist! (seriously... that's a real statistic!) Furthermore, no matter how much potential you have it's doubtful that you would ever be an Ella... nobody has come along yet that can do what she did. But you know what, if you're just nuts enough like me it's all worth it. Somehow i get this feeling that everything will be fine, i will have a normal length life, and escape from nervous breakdown. But one can never be sure!! 000716
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klarchen Oh no, I never wanted to be like ella.

I just wanted to be like Klara Schumann.
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klarchen Great, brad, now you have depressed me some more, brad. 000716
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Brad Ever get that feeling that no matter what you say it is wrong? When i get that feeling I elect usually to keep my mouth shut! hehe. 000716
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klarchen I hate to resort to childish chatroom gimmicks but you have left me with no choice:

;/
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klarchen ;[ 000716
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klarchen ;| 000716
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stan i stumbled onto your history of the word jazz....one of those delightful little nuggets of information i like to tuck away...Where did you learn this? 000804
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Brad A jazz history course I took in school, Stan. 000804
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stan Oh shit, they're catching up with me! 000804
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stan they were playing some B B King while i was driving today ("the thrill is gone")
i thought of you and really cranked it up....man could play the blues...so glad this is happening, im remembering there are a lot of things i really enjoy that for some reason i haven't persued in a long time
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daanuh what happened to brad? 001112
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jen jen bo ben did that girl in the lichtenstien painting ever call brad? or did she drown? 001213
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Jill Brad, _B_rad, is one hell of a friend
thanks brother.
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georgina the one i love
more and more
everyday...
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Syrope is seriously disturbed and disturbing. he's creepy and dangerous. everyone knows he likes me, but i like his best friend :) 020324
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Syrope hmm, no longer do i like his friend, but he's become increasingly demented. he thinks i'm going to lower myself to answering his rambling messages, so he can warn me, but i don't want that. you see, i have friends on IM that i talk to...i'm not like him...i don't just stalk people. we have actual conversations...it must be hard for him... 020627
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shoccolo you elect to keep your mouth shut?

good stuff!

you're definately not the brad i know...
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falling_alone they had these pieces of paper taped on their sweaters proclaiming "free brad"

we went on a mission and asked many people, but no one knew this brad.

finally in french the mystery was uncovered.

brad is on the real world. sigh.
and is locked up in mexico.

ha.

dont free brad.
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Mandijabster Brad is rad. i love brad...even if hes in my head :) 040204
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lizbet they call him bad brad...
but there's really nothin bad i can find about him....
so i call him bad BAD brad...
i really like him....
cause he's bad in such a good way...
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witchesrequiem Come home soon little brother! 040615
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oren The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail. 060426
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rhin i met you after he died. you remain my ever-faithful best friend. our meeting was an odd mixture of destiny, daisies, and dental floss. we know and accept every detail of each others lives, including countless secrets and horrors. no matter how much our lives intertwine or separate, if you walk to the north window you'll always find your way. love you and your weird toes. 060617
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Rikae Arson Dourif. 060721
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red maple Ooops I mean Dourif - with a link. Stupid me.
and a few more random words:
Didgeridoo starbucks uru , Claudia mythology hat . Leather Calabasas Woodstock , stutter eyebrow convention ham sandwich . Punctuation ruins links .
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