muffin_man typhoid First Verse: Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, do you know the muffin man, That lives on Gingerbread Lane? Second Verse: Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, That lives on Gingerbread Lane. More Second Verse Responses: Now two of us know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Now two of us know the muffin man, That lives on Gingerbread Lane. A few of us know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, A few of us know the muffin man, That lives on Gingerbread Lane. Now we all know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Now we all know the muffin man, That lives on Gingerbread Lane. First Person stands in front of other and squats and stands in time as asking the question. Second Person does same action while answering now still first person Both people link arms and swing each other around during third verse Both people find another person each and repeat until everyone knows the muffin man 000510 ... f z The Muffin Man is seated at the table In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen . . . Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants And, brushing his scapular aside, Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt . . . He turns to us and speaks: "Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, Care LESS for them!" Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing-anointment utensil, He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosetta Near . . . (Let's try that again . . . ) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosetta Near the summit of a dense-but-radiant muffin of his own design Later he says: "Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively, While I myself say there is naught, nor ought there be, Nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey earth As that Prince of Foods . . . The Muffin!" Girl, you thought he was a man But he was a muffin He hung around till you found That he didn't know nuthin' Girl, you thought he was a man But he only was a-puffin' No cries is heard in the night As a result of him stuffin' Girl, you thought he was a man But he was a muffin No cries is heard in the night As a result of him stuffin' 010630 ... dB Like that track from metallica (yurch!). Muffin Man! coz I am wot I am wot I am wot i am muffin man coa I am wot I am wot I am am wot I aaaeeeaaammm. Uch, crap. 010630 ... Casey When I eat his muffins, it makes me feel all warm and cuddly inside. 010701 ... burden I know him. He's a Magikist. He should suck an Asiatic black bear's dick. McDonald's is a place to rock. 010701 ... three words it_isn't_about_you offended muffin_man 050313 what's it to you? who go blather from