awkward_situation lost the other day my girlfriends best friend Alicia had a birthday party. i went over to her house for a couple hours while everyone was over there. when all my girlfriends friends found out that i have my penis peirced they wanted to see it. they asked my girlfriend and she didnt care so i was gonna show them. i just couldnt do it though. all of them had the "little kid on christmas morning" look i couldnt stop laughing. i told them that it was just a penis with a peircing and when they matured some i would show them. 011203 ... lost oh yeah i forgot to mention a vital part of the story. the first week i was with my girlfriend and we hadnt done anything sexually and she asked me to show her friend alicia my peircing. 011203 ... ClairE When you are in love with someone and with someone else you love and can't wait to tear away and greedily eat up the safe love offered you at home. When you fart in school. When your parents walk in on you. When you talk about someone else and they are right there. When you are in love but no one else quite knows where love is situated, or can find their way there. 011203 ... ilovepatsajak little kid on christmas morning look hahaha 011204 ... lost it's true. that is the look they had on their faces. 011204 ... ilovepatsajak that's funny 011204 ... Casey everytime I'm around her. 011204 ... whoknows exactly, casey. too awkward. 011204 ... l_o_s_t well i ended up showing one of her friends. the only one that had an ounce of maturity about it. well at least i thought she did. she began giggling uncontrollably when she was tellin the rest of them about it. her giggling made it sound as if she did something "naughty" which it wasnt my girlfriend was right there when i showed her and no touching involved except for my girlfriend. 011209 ... littleidiot gwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate these things. they fucking suck. i want to stab in the head with rusty screwdrivers. 021222 ... littleidiot stab THEM in the head with rusty screwdrivers. gg beer. blah. 021222 ... no reason but it doesn't have to be. get over yourself. you types are always creating drama where there's none present. there's no room for it here, i won't have it. it doesn't even make sense. she's my friend and has been for longer than you've been there. so deal with it, ferchrissakes, because there shouldn't even be anything to deal with. 050108 ... eklektic meeting a guy you've been "talking to" on the phone for 3 weeks, only to discover he's not at all what you thought and you don't like him at all. 050109 ... Frances09 How awkward and hilarious at the same time. Here I am in the Library of my my Communtiy College and there is a large man having cyber sex to my left. Well maybe not cyber sex but there is an image, a photograph of a girl, much younger, seductive pretty and he is "chatting" with her. The man commented on the speed of my typing. I look at his face and realize I recognize him from somewhere, possibly just from 'around' but maybe more, perhaps from my neighborhood. Then, I notice a bit later that across from my, 5 computer spaces away is the girlfriend of the man/boy that I have always ever loved. Well maybe not loved but always had a certain something intense and obsessive about. That is the sad truth of my day and this moment. How appropriate that the word awkward would show up on the screen, to select and write about. More than anything I would like to read this fella's conversation. Is he saying something about poop, oral sex, is he asking for a blowjob, is he descriptively lying or telling the truth of the situation? I am mid-30's white, overweight, balding awkward and have an overwhelming burning in my loins hat I readily release upon willing teenagers. Is that the truth even, what is he saying? But I am too nervous to look, only snippits. I saw the word "wet" then looked away. I'll look again in a moment, pretend that I'm stretching languidly... "if not I understand" "shes pretty cute John" Ok that's all I've got the guts to do. Awkward moments in my life, these are some of the awkward moments of my life. This is the case, this is the bit of a reality that I ensue. 060227 ... the ghost of jane muck muck muck 060227 ... flexible when there's absofuckinglutely no chemistry in any way, shape or form (well maybe not strictly true), but certainly no attraction, no desire, no interest even, and yet somehow, for some unknown reason, we end up necking again and again. for want of anything better? yeah, probably. then proceed to be, well, really quite off toward each other. bollocks to that! 060227 ... birdmad discovering, after giving a presentation that not only was my fly open the whole time, but so was the flap on my boxers, and only for the grace of the podium and the angle of my dangle did i avoid serious exposure 060227 ... pete small talking with the roommate you never small talk with a week after you informed him you're moving out with the another roommate and he's not invited, even though the forth will likely end up living with his significant other 060227 ... Ptolemy DCLVIII Requests from people with short attention spans to explain something complex and riddled with abstraction. 060227 ... falling_alone how about being begged to move out by someone who is not your roommate. awkward moments onward, seeing/speaking to a former best friend who hasn't liked you since 7th grade, in a random apartment you just happen to be in by chance, really happy becuase of the two shots you've just had. actually this isn't awkward for you, hell you had shots, she stands there against the wall, eyes darting to say get me the fuck outta here. 060227 what's it to you? who go blather from