non_christians_only kingsuperspecial ahhem ... test, one, two... testing... TESTING! hey, is this thing on? 010810 ... Teenage Jesus I'll make it hard --#2 here. You'll see... I hear it approaching... BTW King, go read my cool Dave_Christ story. It's all true! 010810 ... DannyH I'll give you five to one on a no-show. 010810 ... Teenage Jesus you'll see- it'll be here 010810 ... the truth You can't keep Christians out. All blather is for everyone. 010810 ... Teenage Jesus That was only me posing as The Truth. I must admit it. I have a microscopic penis, that is why I am so angry with the world. Please help me! Please. 010810 ... The Truth I did not write that! 010810 ... Teenage Jesus Oh man- you are a genius!! Regardless- told `ya...PAy up guys!! 010810 ... unhinged yeah, the lack of capital letters in the name kinda gave that one away. in the future when impersonating The Truth always capitalize the first letters in The Truth to make it more convincing for the rest of us. 010810 ... Dafremen Actually I thought it WAS The Truth trying to fool us with a clever "non-capitalized name" disguise, the type of brilliant cover that only HIS fertile imagination could conceive of. P.S. I'm not paying sh*t T.J. You said FIFTH. I was there. YOU pay up. 010810 ... sabbie so now we're all here... now what? 010816 ... Tiffa Ummm... let's plan a field trip. All non christian blatherers! Come with me to ... *whispers* "help me here guys..." The Lake. Pagan Lake. 010816 ... Gollum to the lions, yes precious, throw them to the lions. 010816 ... kingsuperspecial I have to say, this is probably one of the more entertaining blathers I've read lately. I vote for more random bable and game playing, and less sophomoric poetry, moody complaining, half baked philosophy, uncheck ignorance, insult laden negativity, and melodramatic name calling. that's just my little opinion. I'm glad The Truth made it by the non_christians_only blath, because he would have every right to give his input into a topic like this, considering how the non_christians run amok and jump into all the religo_blather that crops up around this place. I think I fall into the christain_sympathizer category. Where should I go? sets himself up ... 010816 ... unhinged every time i hear that word...amok...i think of that witch movie where bette midler and sarah jessica parker and someone else are all witches and someone says amok and then they run around chanting 'amok, amok, amok' 010816 ... jem i love that movie!! amok amok amok!! i thought jessica parker was sooo pretty tehehe 010816 ... whoops (sara jessica parker) (i missed a word in there somehow) 010816 ... god hey, i wanna join! 010816 ... Teenage Jesus Ha! That was fun! Yes- more nonsensical blathers would be a boon indeed. That, and more weather information... I Love The Whole World!! (Except this one chick who used to be my boss.) 010820 ... eyedream Hey buddy, it's half-baked philosophers that are running our countries. tries not to generalize 030511 ... scuzz DUDE! That movie was Hokus Pokus (spelling?). I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! Yeah, it's the scene where the three witches are out during Halloween and they smell all the children, and they think they've all run amok! HAHAHA! amok amok amok *SMACK!* right in her gut! Good stuff. Wow, I haven't seen that movie in about 4 years... I think I'll download it! 030511 ... ferret oh wow! i remember that movie!!!!!! hahaha! haven't seen it since i was in..... 5'th grade was it now? wow, a while ago. 030517 ... Keeper of the Cats somebody ordered some lions? 040102 ... silentbob i'm disappointed i thought you would slip me the answer 040103 ... endless desire oh look im breaking the rules 040103 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl here kitty kitty how come this is a non christian blather? i haven't seen any nasty stuff about christians on it, so i feel ok being here. sorry im disobeying i wanted to come so there. 040103 ... minnesota_chris why the hell are we christians attracted to this place?!? 040104 ... Death of a Rose the attraction of opposites, i suppose 040104 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl lol what a bummer 040104 ... endless desire im a rebel christian girl 040104 ... emperor nero let's douse some christians in pitch and set them alight... lovey, hear the sputter, bask in the warmth... 040104 ... edgar Now if you were called say, joseph and you knew full well and to your great dismay that you had never had sex with your wife, for the sake of arguement lets call her Mary, yet one day she comes in saying that she's got pregnant, what would you do?. To compound all this she is telling you that the spirit of the lord has come down from heaven and managed to inseminate her with the eternal spunk of god and that yes she really is still a virgin and cannot understand it herself. Still the angel of the lord has revealed himself and reassured her that she is carrying in her womb the future hope and salvation of all mankind so it really is going to work out alright in the end. Of course you know perfectly that mankind is in need of salvation because your neighbour and good frieend ezekiel has been avoididng you and giving you funny looks of late. He has probably also being administering your supposedly virgin wife with his own special medicine. Still you are thinking that of all the women on the whole godamn face of the earth why in the name of fuck what an omniscient omnipotent deity, lord and creator of all that is and will be, choose my bloody wife. I mean she has cellulite, her breath aint great and man does she have a big ass. Still you think, in the face of all the evidence, I really ought to trust her. And what an arsehole you would be. 040105 ... Death of a Rose geez, seriousness. well fine then. 040326 ... The Heritic "Virgin" was a mistranslation from young woman. Doh! 040327 ... The Heretic Doh! I misspelled my own name! 040327 ... Chris aka I am not sure what i am. But i was drawn to this page but i have nothing to say. oh well 061014 what's it to you? who go blather from