ask_jennifer jennifer okay... on the request of silent bob this is an ask jennifer page (that's jennifer @ tenderlumpling) 000827 ... silentbob Jennifer Lumpling Why is it that if you want to be jennifer you cant be if someone else is jennifer?? that is to say...YOU are jennifer! and no one else! Im sorry, other jennifer, but this is jennifer. i mean..JENNIFER!! So answer me that! 000827 ... jennifer um... 8 ball says: "most likely, yes" 000827 ... silentbob Jennifer Girl How fast can you run when you have a big anvil tied to your knee? 000927 ... sprocket Dear Jennifer, Are you a lesbian? 000928 ... birdmad Dear Jennifer: Other than "krispy" How are the chickens? and if i haven't already said it "damn the man!" for making you dye your hair back to a "normal" colour. :P 000928 ... j_blue dear jennifer who are you, really?? 000928 ... valis dear jennifer: why? 001003 ... startfires dear jennifer do you ever go by jenny? i think jennifer sounds better. plus jenny also means female mule. 001006 ... jennifer sorry for the dely... silentbob - 27 km/hr sprocket - no, yes, who's to tell these days? birdmad - chickens are gross j-blue - I am santa claus (but only the really fucked up evil dave_sims version valis - because startfires - at the theatre, I am Jen (one syllabal, very good); at work, I am Jenny (don't know); and to myself, I am jennifer. No capitalization thank you and goodnight 001007 ... kate dear jennifer, do you like to drive your van to new and exciting states? 001011 ... jennifer I do, and check your e-mail 001012 ... j_blue dear jennifer how did you ever get to be so popular? it seems like all the boys are always giving you attention. my mother told me it was because you told the boys they didnt have to buy any cows, she kinda weirds me out. anyway, if you have any magical secrets, please share them. thank you 001012 ... silentbob dearest jennifer Dost thou love me? . 001012 ... jennifer dearest bobby... of course my little evil scientist 001012 ... jennifer j_blue my only magical secret is I have a rockstar on my side and I burn nag_champa incense and I drive a VW van and the boys like me because I hook them up with other boys -_^ 001012 ... deb jennyjen- my famous ex-roomie how could you get to be so popular here while i've been GASP trapped in that place unable to get to the internet ('cept at my mommie's) ??? ah well it's all good :) so hows the job? haven't seen your van but once since it got fixed- anyhoo... write me with newsy shtuff.. bekajoi@hotmail.com (my addy that's not dead, for anyone else who wants to write too) yeah yeah... OOOO!!! tidbit: Charlie and i moved the date up to August or Sept. of 2001, so (gasp) getting married in under a year!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (where the HELL do i start for planning?!) 001022 ... jennifer I don't know how I've become so popular... must be the hair. or the hot_glasses I will write, and I will see you soon and I'm making a road trip... and I'm doing it alone... :) 001022 ... jennifer and check your e-mail 001022 ... kate i have been sitting here wondering if you could answer a certain question for me... since you are so very popular, do you still have time for me? I am just a lowly rockstar, trying to share some rockstar-ness with you. also, wassup? 001022 ... kate and check your email! (just kidding) 001022 ... jennifer dearest kate I am never too busy for you I may be crazy but I'm not too busy and I'm blessed to have a rockstar to talk to :) ((and check your e-mail)) 001022 ... god jennifer. hey it's god. how old would you like be before you expire? also, what's yr. favorite ice cream? 001026 ... jennifer 42 I guess something around there of course I have to get permission first, you know how it is but I want to go out in a blaze of glory like, killing someone no one really liked in the first place and then myself or something extravagant like that (while listening to Dope - "You Spin Me") because that's good music to kill someone during. Not that I kill people, as it is. If I were to, I'd have to go with that song. And since I like frozen fruit in my ice_cream I'll go with black cherry frozen yogurt. 001027 ... god that's not that old "you spin me right 'round baby, right round like a record baby" song is it? just listen to the voices in yr. head for info on who to kill (believe me, it'll be real obvious). are you sure about the age thing? i was thinkin' like 101, 102-ish for you, but what the hey. (be sure to let me know if you change yr. mind!). yeh, that black cherry yogurt is awesome! thanks for the input! 001027 ... chanaka jennifer-- why do i drool on my desk during spanish, and who has to clean it up? perhaps it evaportates and there is an invisible cloud of drool above my desk...wouldn't this smell? and....i am glad that someone else love silentbob as much as i do...aren't we cool? 001027 ... jennifer Chanaka- we are very cool and I think the reason you drool in Spanish class and probably not any other class is the sound of a woman rolling her r's would make anyone drool (and it's probably safe to say, the heat generated from said woman causes the drool to also evaporate as well, and relocate to a lower pressure area) god- I'll let ya know -_^ 001027 ... silentbob My eyes hurt. my stomach hurts. i feel dry. what can i take to ease this problem. 001121 ... jennifer sounds like you need a good dose of self-understanding and remember "your god will come to you when you least expect it" 001122 ... grendelbirdmad Dear Jennifer why oh why did i ever abandon my role in the world as the musician/demon pornstar/demi-god and all around " bad_guy " 001122 ... jennifer because abandon is the wrong word. you just let it run loose for a while. if it was loyal to begin with, it will return, and if not, then that's life. c'est la vie 001122 ... a my dearest jennifer... have you forgotten your darling silver sequin bra wearer??? :) 001128 ... silentbob jennifer wow you just got on msn anyway... Im hungry. what should i have? 001128 ... jennifer dearest a... my goodness, no. I also will never forget that same girl who I locked out of the dorm room while she was in the shower. Bobby... have some cake. 001201 ... Barbort Dear Jennifer, have you seen my Barbort? your what? my Barbort. your what? my Barbort. oh for god sake what time is it. oh shit, I just triped over the fly net. you are driving me crazy. what the hell is a Barbort? fucking weirdo. you never know who you could come across in this Namming hole, My Son be brave! dodge the bombs. 010421 ... please drink some snake juice 010421 ... silentbob so are you going to nail me or what? 010421 ... jennifer bobby wobby... come to my batcave and see the new me 020620 what's it to you? who go blather from