how_to_make_kingsuperspecial_feel_bad kingsuperspecial bring it on!!!!! I dare you. 010615 ... florescent light you're a nice guy/gal/it 010615 ... kingsuperspecial okay, now you're making me confused. you're supposed to make me feel bad, silly! c'mon! (a) sticksandstones 010615 ... florescent light you want someone to make you feel bad I thought I'd make you feel good thereby making you feel bad by denying you of what you want 010615 ... god ever heard of Job? 010615 ... paste! kingsuperspecial is a chunk of depleted uranium. 010615 ... nemo why would i wanna do that? 010616 ... kingsuperspecial depleted urainum.... ahhh...what I want, what I don't want... what people think I want by guessing what I don't want... spinning...almost... feeling... wait... nemo defends me? attention from someone? ho ho! sorry - I don't feel bad at all! but really, we should all go over to some else blath and hang out there somebody cooler and more popular than me I'm a jerk kingsuperspecial 010616 ... kingsuperspecial hey! now I'm making myself feel bad! somebody tricked me - and it almost worked! luckily, I still have my pants on...heh heh. abouttowhiphispantsoff 010616 ... kingsuperspecial yeah, I've heard of Job. he was a mean mutha, but he had a soft spot for those banana skinned cruise directors. put a rum drink in his hand, and next thing you know he's up on the roulette table, whipping his pants off. oh, wait. that wasn't job. he's that whiny little shit from the bible, right? (a) alwaysfeckinguphisliteraryreferences 010616 ... psychedelic retard kingsuperspecial is a class act all the way, folks. 010616 ... kingsuperspecial HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME!!! I can make as many pages on blather as I want and you will all inevitably be drawn to look at them and I will get attention from at least some of you. I am cool because I am a fuckwit. hey, girls! come over here and I'll take my pants off for you. oh, not interested? then how about a quickie and then I'll leave you alone? hmm, still too much? well then will you at least talk to me for five minutes so I can appear desirable to others? I'll pay you if you really want! (a) fucking idiot 010616 ... kingsuperspecial hey, that last one was pretty good! If I wasn't such a fucking idiot, that might have actually made me feel bad. too bad I'm so used to being around people that tend to shit on things they don't understand or don't agree with... (a)kingofmyownlittleworld 010617 ... above kingsuperspecial impersonator damnit. I'll have to try harder. gimme some time to think somethin up here.... 010617 ... Sol what an incredible talent you have my superspecial, your majesty. having trouble thinking of ways to make you feel bad, um i shoudl imagine your cats are fairly important to you aren't they? did you like Banjo? Oh that is unfortunate.............. 010617 ... kingsuperspecial hey - back of the kids. I'll have david hasslehoff on your ass to fast you know your elbow from a noodlecake. 010617 ... school time kids. I know how to kick box... butt nobody wants to play wiv me. booo hoo... mybe I'll start a play school in Indo China! yay! if I could learn how to be a teacher then may be just maybe I could fuck the headmaster in the study. don't forget the keys boyo! 010617 ... x take away his honey supply 030902 ... hey... how bout this one? let him find out more about your knowledge of someone else's pants and than he might care to know 030903 ... x hey, how about shutting the fuck up? 030911 ... Stuart Smalley Spork (Goshdarnit) Ooh. Drama...I better break out the popcorn. I was gonna say, for the sake of being an all-around callous prick that if x wants to make kss feel bad she should just treat him like he had feathers (hint hint), but in all honesty, I think I've picked on kss enough lately... so even though I think most of his blathes since his masterpiece of shit_raker -y have either been sub-par for the Supes who first came to blather or have been just so much of the pot calling the kettle black with meaningless and rather hypocritical criticism of the content produced by other 'Skites, I'm not gonna play the pitbull on him this time around. You and the bird, on the other hand, are a whole other story... Two of the more compelling personalities on Blather, but between the two of you you've got the makings of a really bad soap opera. Seriously, I've been catching glimpses of this bizarre little dance between the two of you for almost two years now (Is that about right?) You've got birdmad, currently hiding out somewhere, way too goddamn sensitive for his own or anyone else's good, and then there's you, frequently quite the opposite. (Otherwise why else would some ego-bruised blatherskite have tagged you with the "blather_bitch" moniker if there wasn't at least some grain of truth to it...Something I've seen you admit to at least once here in blather) If I decide to go back to school again and finish my Psychology degree I could use the two of you as the study for my dissertation. Let's look at it for a second, it's great stuff, it really is: It's quite circular in how it moves, but I'll say I think the burden of the most neuroses is gonna be the bird (no pun intended) Let me illustrate, Birdmad shifts in attitude from upbeat to despair to flat out bitter jealousy based on whether Lady x here is either basking in his affection toward her, blowing him off or letting him be privy to things he apparently regards as "Too Much Information" (not to be confused with Admiral John Pointdexter's creepy-assed "Total Information Awareness" program that he was trying to build up for the Feds...but I digress) Both of you are quite guilty of each other's continued upset If birdmad's drama-queen tendencies are such terrible and unfounded things, unless you are kind of careless or a bit on the mean and/or sadistic side, you should have brushed him off a whole lot sooner, and bird, if you read this anytime soon, if there is any foundation to your complaints and implications, unless you are either a moron or a masochist, or both and you should have taken the hint a lot sooner than now as well. I might be wrong, but it's not like that's gonna stop me. I now return you all to your regularly scheduled programming. One last remark here: How much do you want to bet that if birdmad replies to this in any way, he'll be more pissed off at me for saying any of this than he'll be at anyone else? Rock over London, Rock on Chicago (rest in peace, Wesley_Willis) Goodnight. 030912 what's it to you? who go blather from