Barrett One of the great geniuses of our time.
God rest his soul.
Barrett "If you don't think drugs have done some good things for us, do me a favor."
"Go home tonight, take all your records, all your tapes, and burn them."
"Cause the musicians who made all that great music that enhanced your lives throughout the years......
RRRRRrrrrrrrrrreally fuck'n high on drugs."

Mushroomman He's dead? 011204
silentbob any relation to gil? 011204
alice otreve youre dead now smart guy.
laugh that one off.
stork daddy between him and andy kaufman i'm sufficiently haunted. 021122
stork daddy i hope they're having a threesome with gilda radner 021122
gene wilder i don't know how i feel about that. 021122
richard pryor people tell me i'm dead but i don't feel like i'm in heaven. 021122
bill hicks "it'll take one really really special girl to be in a relationship with me...either that or about a dozen mediocre ones." 021123
stork daddy your children aren't special 031017
pi bill hicks
the last great prophet of our time
changed my life
let him change yours
we miss you bill
jane funny man 040103
stork daddy lift me up lord. please tell me there's something else for me other than this. 040103
Webley "Today a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed through a slow vibration, that we are all on consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves, here's Tom with the weather" - Bill Hicks 040704
oldephebe yeah...he was amazing...sorry about the blandness of my laurels or praise...bill hicks is in the kind of strata reserved for lenny bruce, or richard pryor or even i'd say sam kennison before the booze and the babes..

bill hicks - brilliant

i'm a big pile of faintly embered ash exhaling sobs and faint smoke signs into the dusk sky soooo...catch me tomorrow..on bill hicks

anyone know where i can listen to some mp3's of his online

links anyone?
hows this? 050615
googling for the fun of it 050615
googling for the fun of it 050615
oldephebe Hey!

Thanx Googler!

"Preciate it." (In the voice Jody Mack formerly of WIP in Philly and WFAN in New York. What a class act. Sid Rosenberg is an urchin.)
nomme) the googler you're welcome 050617
janeosaurus "Fundamentalist Christianity: fascinating. These people actually believe that the world is twelve thousand years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I asked them.

"Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages? Twelve thousand years."

"Well, how fucking scientific, OK. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good.

"You believe the world's twelve thousand years old?"
"That's right."
"OK, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?"
"Uh huh."


You know, the world's twelve thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and existed in that time, you'd think it would been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point:

And O, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in its paw. And the disciples did run a-screamin'."

"What a big fucking lizard, Lord!"

"I'm sure gonna mention this in my book," Luke said.

"Well, I'm sure gonna mention it in my book," Matthew said.

But Jesus was unafraid. And he took the splinter from the brontosaurus paw, and the brontosaurus became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch, O so many years, attracting fat American families with their fat fuckin' dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster.

And O the Scots did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

Twelve thousand years old.

But I actually asked this guy, "OK, dinosaur fossils-- how does that fit into your scheme of life? What's the deal?" He goes:

"God put those here to test our faith."

"I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. I think I've figured this out."

Does that-- That's what this guy said. Does that bother anyone here? The idea that God might be fucking with our heads? Anyone have trouble sleeping restfully with that thought in their head? God's running around burying fossils: "Ho ho! We'll see who believes in me now, ha ha! I'm a prankster God. I am killing me, ho ho ho!" You know? You die, you go to St. Peter:

"Did you believe in dinosaurs?"
"Well, yeah. There were fossils everywhere.

(trapdoor opens) Aaaaarhhh!"
"You fuckin' idiot! Flying lizards? You're a moron.
God was fuckin' with you!"
"It seemed so plausible, aaaaaahh!"
"Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!"

They believe this. But you ever notice how people who believe in Creationism usually look pretty unevolved. Eyes really close together, big furry hands and feet? "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

Such a weird belief. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a fucking cross, man? "Ow." Might be why he hasn't shown up yet.
"Man, they're still wearing crosses. Fuck it, I'm not goin' back, Dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes, I might show up again, but... let me bury fossils with you, Dad. Fuck 'em, let's fuck with 'em! Hand me that brontosaurus head, Dad."

excerpt from "Love All The People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines" published by Soft Skull Press, 2004.
somebody I never realized Bach and Prokofiev were Rrrreeaaaaalllllyyyy fuck'n high off drugs. Huh. 080610
hsg prankster_god unafraid of dinosaurs. 080831
hsg "youre dead now smart guy.
laugh that one off."

well, he knows he's dead; do you?

are you the fool who know s he's a fool or the fool who does not?

justake a look a clown.
hsg im 'betan reincarnation snow differenthan waking up in the mourning your seriousness with a smile. so

know death, knothis "time",
tie a figure_eight_loop on itside
eat_earn_all time on its hide.

trust_the_climb the figure_eight_loop isn't in a rope but made with it. its bends are gently angled so as to distribute the stress at wider angles. this allows for approx 85% of the origin all 100%. compare to Mr. SeriouSquare knot: 40%. knotoo shabby.
lunatic jesus Don't worry, man. It's just a ride. 080901
hsg ^^^ jesus! didnt we kill you? 081009
jane ♥s bill hicks Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. 090316
lunatic jesus On February 26, 1994, at the age of 32, Bill Hicks died of pancreatic cancer.

Four days after he was buried, Carrot Top won the American Comedy Award.

Somewhere in Heaven, Bill is still laughing at that.
workinprogress. It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.
Keep that in mind at all times.
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