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professor blather it would be...... 020910
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splash of orange this is foolish because everyone's just gonna say whoever they're currently obsessed with.


bleh.
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splash of orange ....and it's mostly because they wish they could fuck the blatherer whom they are enthralled by. (they are of course so sure that when they meet this person he/she will live up to the beautiful expectations. but since when has life been like that?!)
granted we sometimes see more into each other here and by emailing and instant messenging, etc. than we would in "real life", but being in the same room with someone is seldom the same as being on the same page.

given the fact that i have my own little infatuation with a certain guy on here, i ought not to be so bitchy about this topic.
but still, it's ridiculous.
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splash of orange oxymoron - "little infatuation".

heh. that was cute.

yelp
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despite the shit I think this topic is cooler than the hitherto 10_blatherskites_i_would_love_to_meet.

This one is much more interesting, yes.
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splash of orange in a way, i agree with that. in another way, i don't. 020910
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lexad I'd.... I'd....









[yawn]
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jane i think it's cooler too

although nobody has attended to the original agenda
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squint i agree, it is so ridiculous.

and with that in mind,

paste!
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splash of orange ought not to be?
ought not be.


oops
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splash of orange no one gives a fuck

i should just shut up


yes.
yes.
yes.
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you are cool no, no, no.

you are cool.
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splash of orange ought to not be

there we go.

damn me.
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splash of orange making a mistake once is annoying,
making a mistake twice is just stupid.

correcting yourself is just bleh, unless you're talking to people who care.
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just kidding i do not want to meet any of you. 020911
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User24 I would tell them to bring other blatherskites with them. 030628
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Flowers from Safeway No fair, finding loopholes like that. It's like telling the genie you wish for more wishes. 030628
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jane that actually works
just in case it ever happens to you
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endless desire i always used to say that when i was little.

((if you had three wishes, what would you ask for?))
more wishes!

i was a smart little kid.
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A Viking In Peru Have any of you heard the story of the man who wished for more wishes, and wished for more, and more, and more and more and more and more, and then after an immensley long time of wishing for wishes, he stopped and decided he would count them all. He counted, and counted, and counted, and counted, and it all took so long that before he got done... He died. And the people came and divided his wishes up among themselves. 030701
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birdmad myself, just so i could have the pleasure of literally kicking my own ass...

really, either way i'd win....and lose.

younger semi-psychotic me versus older somewhat-the-worse-for-wear me

there's a pay-per-view event waiting to happen
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ferret kx21, duh! 030701
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meta meta 080415
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pissed off i'd like to meet mr_song/kuffsleeve/et al so that i could drive a wooden stake through their heart.if they still have one. 080416
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clop hi, someone told me that kuffsleeve is stuck on the arrow of your fence, better you put him out of his misery once and for all. 080416
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I Heart Me If I could only meet one blatherskite, I'd have to settle for meeting myself, since that is whom I am in love with. 080417
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minnesota_chris in that case, I feel sorry for your friends and family, if you have any 080418
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I Heart Me Actually, the reason I caught my eye in the first place was seeing the sheer adoration shining in the eyes of my friends and family. They are so lucky to know me. Yay for them! *clap clap clap* 080418
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birdmad actually, i would like to meet almost every blatherskite whom i have not already met, i could never narrow it down to just one

i have since met myself several times and kicked my ass all around, so that's off the list. it was rather anticlimactic
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Doar There are many, some lost, some still here, but I wish them all another day.

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Doar I've already met meself,

And I wish I could shoot him dead,

For all of my past misdeeds,

And my future dreads.

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Lemon_Soda I was thinking alot about this one, and where as i would love to meet many blatherskites for a variety of reasons, I would most like to meet daf. Under ideal circumstances, we would meet in a public place for about an hour and just talk(aside from coffee and scones or whatever...maybe have a chess board or stratego on the table).

To answer "why daf?" because he is the blatherer that I would fear the most speaking face to face with(closely seconded by jane)which means I may have the most to learn from.
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daf You're so gonna laugh your ass off. 080502
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jane fear me? 080502
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u24 it would be you. 080502
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misstree someday, sabbie and i are scheduled to meet in a european cafe, then romp around, burning things down and laughing loud and long. we're going to do up europe like insane dandies. she and i share a few synapse clusters, i'll be damned if i never get a chance to nuzzle her. 080503
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sameolme Hey-tree! Welcome back!
I was a bit worried about you
rightfully or not. Blather is remarkably unfuckedup right now, and you might be able
to supply extaunfuckedupedness here and there.
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z yes. hi tree. 080503
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somebody i'm with birdmad. i'd be mildly interested in meeting most any skite, and majorly interested in meeting at least a dozen of ye. 080504
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somebody in fact there are only 2 regulars i don't have any interest in meeting but i shall refrain from naming them, and anyway i still like their blathes now and then 080504
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u24 you are a missed tree. 080504
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blue Hi Sis. 080505
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tourist It'd Have To Be Birdmad.
He's Walked A Long And Crooked Highway.
Seems To Have The Wisdom To Let Everybody Make Their Own Mistakes Without Having To Resort To That
"I Told You So" Mentality.
Wise Without Being Lofty.
Or So It Seems.
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misstree *grins and waves sheepishly, then disappears back into the underbrush with an "aw, shucks"* 080506
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xorf I'd rather re-meet all those I've met, just to offer a handshake instead of a shit sandwich. 120831
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