handshake
emersonjay
more
than
a
greeting
.
it's
a
powertrip.
well
,
it
must
be
for
everyone
who
shakes
my
hand
. *
crunch
*
sometimes
people
are
just
trying
to
impress
me
.
sometimes
they
just
have
massive
,
working
hands
.
sometimes
they
like
the
sweet
sound
of
crackling
knuckles
.
ever
sit
back
and
think
"
oy
,
i've
shaken
a
lot
of
hands
in
the
last
few
days
..." (
and
you
aren't
a
politician)
aren't
those
good
days
?
yup
.
-
010406
...
moonshine
I
loathe
limp
passive
handshakes
even
more
so
from
women
.
010406
...
lost
spineless
people
give
limp
handshakes.
010406
...
nocturnal
I
like
to
give
medium
ones
.
weak
ones
are
so
sissy
-like.
yuck
.
my
sister
does
weak
handshakes.
it
feels
kinda
gross
if
you
ask
me
.
don't
like
the
bone
-crusher
types
too
much
either
though
.
ouch
.
I
have
very
small
hands
and
they're
pretty
delicate
.
so
I
think
I
give
good
ones
,
but
I
don't
believe
I
have
ever
had
my
handshake critiqued.
something
I
should
look
into
.
010406
...
ferret
you're
more
likely
to
get
a
disease
from
a
handshake
then
from
a
toilet
seat
. GERMAPHOBICS
STAY
AWAY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
030517
...
kss
NOACK
031124
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from