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endless desire since this is the new "ask" age. . .

1. how did you get into the puppeteer world?
2. how many ants are there in relation to every person in the world? (i know this one)
3. do you know how to be happy?
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Flowers from Safeway Ok, then.
I got into puppetry because I discovered I was good at it in High School. I played the plant in "Little Shop of Horrors." And I've been a muppet fan since birth. I love to sing, act, and play with toys, so what else would I do?

There are approximately one quadrillion ants in the world according to my resources. So, divided by 6 billion people leaves a ratio of 166,666 to one.

NO. I wish I did.

(bring on the questions!)
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Toxic_Kisses what helps you fall asleep when your not tired?

What is Eternity?

How would life have been diffrent if you had an identical twin?

Is there a limit to the amout of questions you can be asked @ one time?
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endless desire unfortunately number three was the only one i cared about. you could have at least taken a wild guess.

(btw, i read on the back of snapple bottle that there's a million ants for every person. but it's just snapple. it could be wrong. oh and good answer for number one. i'm diggin the whole deal, to tell you the truth. puppeteer. that's the coolest job ever)
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nomme what is your favourite flower from Safeway
have you been asked this before
do you ever get deja vous?











what is your favourite flower from Safeway
have you been asked this before
do you ever get deja vous?









what is your favourite flower from Safeway
have you been asked this before
do you ever get deja vous?

do you ever get deja vous?


is being silly ignore her
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Flowers from Safeway Toxie:
I can usually fall asleep to a quiet movie. Try something silent. If it doesn't work, well, at least it's cultural. Besides, Buster Keaton is an absolute HOOT! And if you still can't snooze, Benadryl&Beer is a nice combo, I find.

Eternity is a myth. A word people use for a period of time that our feeble minds can't comprehend. Everything must end or change. I say this with much confidence, because no one can ever prove me wrong. You could wait forever for an eternity to pass, so that when it ends, you can prove it was an eternity (which never ends)
make sense?
good, cause my head hurts now.

If I had been a twin, I probably would have gotten further in puppetry than I have. Nothing like a little friendly competition to keep you motivated. I've known some twins, and they are some of the most cooperative and supportive siblings I have ever seen.

I suppose there is no limit to the number of questions I can be asked. However there is certainly a limit to the number of questions I can answer. I'm only one guy. (since my lazy non-existant twin never helps)

endless:
I would guess, but first I would have to figure out what happiness is. You can walk around in a quasi-euphoric smiley state of blissful optimistic oblivion, but who has the right to call it happiness? How frequently does one need to maintain this giddiness to be considered a happy person? No one is happy all the time, just like no one is unhappy all the time. I wonder which of those scenarios would destroy a person sooner. One is tempted to say constant unhappiness would be more unbearable, but I'm not sure. Unhappiness can make you stronger.

Nomme:
I don't want to ignore you, because you amuse me. My favorite flowers from Safeway are those bright blue and purple bouquets that are so obviously dyed they have lost any semblance of what a flower looks like. That cracks me up. Let's take something naturally beuatiful and paint over it. Of course, many women do that to themsleves. Don't get me started.

No, I have never been asked that before. Thank you for the ztupid question, I hope my ztupid answer was satisfactory.

Yes I have gotten deja vous before. Especially while reading your question. I asked it as a ztupid question once and was awfully tempted to ask it again the next day just to mess with people.

Thanks all, keep 'em coming!
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endless desire "That cracks me up. Let's take something naturally beuatiful and paint over it. Of course, many women do that to themsleves. Don't get me started."

you're a smart man, safeway.

good answer, btw. i'm finally satisfied. and i think being forever happy would kill a person first. because no one truly can be, which means they were most likely faking it. and i think that would kill anyone faster. faking happiness is certainly worse than any sadness because it's ignoring so much of yourself.
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imposter endless desire = wise beyond her years 030914
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nomme i amused Safeway
hehe woohoo!
be_mused!
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endesire my question to safeway,
where are you?
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realistic optimist will you share an epiphany you have had please? 031008
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Death of a Rose I would like to know the colours of your brain.

Oh and your sock size.
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Toxic_Kisses what is truth? 031022
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Flowers from Safeway I am not any place in particular. I am merely not connected to the internet at my house anymore

Epiphany: I recently realized I need to get away from my current working partner, because he is dragging me into a place I don't want to be.

I think my brain is in black and white. However it is an explosion of music and sound from which it is difficult to escape sometimes.
Shoe size is 13. Sock size is large.

This last one is the hardest I have ever been asked. Perhaps it is subject to one's perception of it. What one believes is the truth may not be acceptable to others. Some say majority rules. I say YOU do. (You rule!)
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endless desire truth is only true in the present

((quoting a wise person))
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Toxic_Kisses if truth is up for interpatation then does that mean that there really is no such thing as -wrong- or -bad-? 031023
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Flowers wrong and bad are determined by both society and personal feelings. Not by truth. 031023
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Connecting..the.dots.. where have you gone? 040610
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|read| Hmmmm
I smell a song coming on...

"Where have all the Flowers gone?
Gone to Safeway, every one.
When will they ever learn...
When will they ever learn?"
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