ztupid_answers Flowers from Safeway Ok, folks. Here are some ztupid answers. I covered all of the first page: ztupid_question and I'll get to the second one soon. Grossest thing I have eaten: When I was a kid, I accidently tossed back some curdled milk. It was really chunky and not at all pleasant. I think Edward Norton would do well playing me in a movie. He doesn't look like me, but he could act like me. He's good. My childhood memories are all precious, but I love the yearly family reunion. All my cousins are very close, they're the coolest people. We have a camping trip for the reunion which lasts four days, and we do all kinds of activities and we have a skit night where the kids perform for the adults. Even though we're all adults now, we still keep this tradition alive. This was the reason for my sebaticle in August. Right now I would rather be playing tag on the playground. This is something most people take for granted, because once you become an adult, you're tragically prohibited from tag unless you have children of your own. I can't very well go to the local playground and play tag with all the kids. All the parents would think I was a pedophile. When I had that summer teaching gig, my favorite part was getting to play tag with the kids at lunch. Good times. Ender Wiggin would make a good president I think. Good ethics and leadership skills. With unlimited funds I would create a summer camp of my own. Something that would be affordable to families on fixed incomes. The strangest part of my body is my big hairy hobbit feet. When I was 13, I thought I was going to be 6'5", because my uncle is, and we wore the same size shoe. But no. I just have big feet. I wound up the same height as my dad, and my feet are three sizes bigger. My hidden talent is being able to wiggle my ears one at a time. My pet peeve is touching the handle of the grocery cart. They don't wash those things you know. Makes my hands feel dirty just thinking about it. (shudder) I would invent a candy bar that was healthy but no one knew. It would taste like normal candy, but contain spirulina, green tea extract, wheat grass, and make people crave vegetables. Worst childhood memory was bullies... Lots of bullies. I was a rather effeminate child with no fashion sense and poor social skills. So I walked around with an imaginary target on my forehead My greatest tangible present was my trenchcoat. Love that coat. My co-workers are my mentors. I have learned so much about my craft in these past few years. And I am still learning so much. On a desert island, all I would need is my special someone. I found out about blather from google.com. I would make myself less irresponsible if I could change one thing about me. I can be kind of a flake. It's difficult to trust me with any responsibility, I manage to screw things up most of the time. What I like most about me is my patience. I could easily get angry about little things, but I think that is a waste. I prefer to let things slide. It's bad enough being depressed, imagine if I was pissed of all the time too. I have a dog (Buster) and a parrot (Harry), both named after silent film comedians. I also have a pair of tuxedo cats who were born ferral, but are awfully sweet now. Favorite travel location is central america. The beaches are incredible, you can body surf and watch wild parrots fly. The rain forest was unforgettable. I would love to learn the piano over any other instument. Good skill to have. My favorite book is Ender's Game. Timeless. My ideal day off is doing nothing. Tool around on the computer, play video games, watch tv. Nothing special. Strangest makeout spot: escalator. Not too exciting. First kiss was a girl named Angelique. She kissed me of my front porch when I was fifteen, and I still don't know what hit me. If I were invisible, I would pretend to be a ghost and freak people out. HAHA! If there were a biography about me, it should be called "ztupid." The ztupidest song ever is "Pass the Duchie." Hate it, Hate it. The funniest word in the english language is "Toe." I'm not sure why. The coolest thing about my best friend is that he can paint a puppet in a minute flat while impersonating Fred and Barney at the same time. To blow off steam, I like to play video games. I'm boring like that. And my favorite website is imdb.com because I am addicted to mindless movie trivia. There. That should appease you for awhile. Any questions I skipped was because I answered them when I asked them. Thanks for your ztupid answers, guys. 030919 ... imposter yay! This really actually made my day, Safeway. OK, so maybe like my hour, but still. . . gracias 030919 ... endless desire words cannot say. . . that was quite enjoyable. :) 030919 ... ferret touching. 030919 ... The Resurrectionist RESURRECTION!!! 131130 what's it to you? who go blather from