detention_after_school Kontrol Right. Time for some discipline. All those with five or more black crosses in my book - beg for mercy. Hmmm...no-one here yet, but there will be. Oh yes. 010511 ... nocturnal I just want you to know that if you ever give me a detention I'm skipping! you will never be the king of blather, you can't kontrol me!!! plus...I escaped ever getting a detention for 12 years and you will not ruin my record! 010511 ... Kontrol Ah yes, nocturnal. I expected an emission from you. I've got my eye on you. TWO BLACK CROSSES. 010511 ... nocturnal bring it on. gimme 200 if you want. I'm still skipping 010511 ... Kontrol Right 200 black crosses it is. That's 40 detentions and skipping WILL NOT BE TOLERATED 010511 ... wilty the janitor :::sweeping the floor::: i like sticking my penis inside of pencil sharpeners. watch your feet, please. 010511 ... nocturnal the janitors were always my favourite people in school. so friendly, good for laughs. 010511 ... wilty the janitor sure. wilty's friendly. wilty's good for a laugh in the classroom or the hall. but wilty's never good enough for sex, is he? fuckin broom! :::breaks his broom over his knee::: 010511 ... nocturnal if only you'd been behind the gym about an hour ago..... 010511 ... launch operational system 010511 ... wilty the janitor :::falls to the floor sobbing and swearing::: 010511 ... nocturnal being a ho don't worry. there's always tomorrow. 010511 ... wilty the janitor woohoo! sex with highschool girls is still a possibility! :::jumps to his feet and improvises a disturbing little jig::: 010511 ... Kontrol What's this broken broom doing here? AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY PENCIL SHARPENER? I step out for five minutes and my detention room descends into chaos. 010511 ... wilty the janitor i told principal hardass to fire me, but NOOOO! he just lets me run around here and destroy stuff. i guess it's because he's banging my sister. anyway, i got other brooms at home. sorry about the pencil sharpener. 010511 ... Kontrol I forgive you Wilty. I see from the evidence left on the pencil sharpener that you have suffered enough. I must advise you not to hang around Nocturnal however, she is a most disruptive pupil. I fear the effect such a rebellious influence may have on a mind as weak as yours. 010511 ... wilty the janitor but look at her! man, i NEVER had anything like that before. you know your students, though. if you say she's trouble, i believe you. i guess i'll have to exercise what little willpower i have...jesus, i need a drink! :::picks up his broken broom fragments and runs off toward the nearest bar::: 010511 ... nocturnal why do all red-heads inevitably get the reputation of being troublesome? it's no fair. my lethal good looks are no use to me if people just automatically assume I'm a bad influence. gimme a chance wilty...come on...please!? 010511 ... wilty the janitor :::scampering back::: otay. 010511 ... kontrol (will not always be so lenient) Aw...shucks. I'm a hard and brutal authoritarian but the blossoming of young love can melt a heart...even one as sculpted in granite as mine. You're each getting a green tick in my_book 010511 ... nocturnal sweet! I do believe I'm the first to earn such honours...well, me and wilty are tied I guess. 010511 ... wilty the janitor cool! can i ask you a question, Kontrol? do black crosses eliminate green ticks, or do the green ticks still count if you get a black cross? or is there some other kind of system? 010511 ... Kontrol A perceptive question Wilty. No, the carrot and the stick are not interchangeable. Black crosses can only be attenuated by the demonstration of true regret and a genuine commitment to change. Also a bit of cringing and fawning do no harm at all. 010511 ... revenge always remember to take a wip to school with you then. justice . don't you dare. . 010524 ... DannyH Revenge earns 1 black cross in my_book for spelling and puntuation errors. assuming you mean whip, I never forget to bring my whip to school. It is always here locked in Kontrol's_big_black_cupboard_of_pain. 010524 ... nocturnal you totally were just writing as kontrol, but you used dannyh. haha. you screwed up. but kudos on the spelling and grammar discipline. keep it up. 010524 ... Listen scoose me butt, Cartman hates you, I'm gunna leave you fat bastards alone. now I've got a gun. don't play wiv water again. I vill wip wHip and Spank. now I can have a green and pink tick. 010524 ... DannyH Shit...unmasked. Hmm, I think the Kontrol thing was getting a bit old anyway, I think maybe he should hang up his whip for a while. he probably shouldn't leave without handing out at least one gold_star tho. 010604 ... nocturnal ME! ME! please? I've earned it. I sat through detention and watched wilty destroy his malfunctioning member, then I came back and earned a green tick. please, pretty please? you know I deserve it just for being me! 010604 ... wilty the janitor I was a good boy. I didn't have sex with anybody. Well, I...uh...oh shit. At least I got a green tick. Maybe I'm worth somethin'. :::runs off toward the nearest bar::: 010604 ... nocturnal well how'd you expect to have sex w/ anybody if you never showed up behind the gym? I waited for you every damn day and you stood me up repeatedly. damn you, wilty. you're such a tease. 010604 ... bono in lingerie I was a bad boy. But, in a society that rewards all the bad boys and girls for being...well...bad, how can deny me the recognition I deserve? I don't yodel for nothing! Show me loving! 010604 ... nocturnal bono, you're such a dirty whore...a dirty manwhore. 010604 ... Kontrol Ah yes, healthy competition. It takes me back to the rugger fields of my youth, and inevitably on to the showers afterwards...where was I? Oh yes, competition. I'll be away for a while taking my own special brand of discipline to those incorrigable greeks but on my return there will be a BLATHER_TEST with the gold_star at stake. Then my work here will be done... 010608 ... nocturnal at work is there any possible way to study for this test? are there barron's notes like for AP tests and such? 010608 ... pepperdrinks if it had been like the Breakfast Club, I would've gone.... 030421 ... BnB Ugh!! This place looks horrible. Look at this layer of dust caking everything, and What the Cruft is on the pencil sharpener!?! Good grief... broken bottle fragments all over the floor... *tidies up room* That's better... now this place is ready to be used again *exits out back door* 090214 what's it to you? who go blather from