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The Truth
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DISCLAIMER: DO NOT READ THIS PAGE OR POST TO THIS PAGE OR GET MAD AT MY FREE PSYCHOANALYZATIONS OF THIS PAGE OR ASK FOR A FREE PSYCHOANALYZATION FROM ME. YELLOW FUZZY SUNDAY DREAM LIFTER. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Dafremen... For some reason I am in a psychoanalizing sort of mood this morning (@ 2:59 am), and while re-reading some past blatherings I think I finally...Understand you! BUT FIRST... I am retorting to your blather on LOVE , once included, but now it is edited out, and this is going to be its own page...darn, I am talking too much. Ok... on with the psychoanalyzation! I once thought that you had some conflicting mental patterns, causing a bitter depression, stemming from some hurtful event in your life. Sorry about that! but for some reason I now think that: You are generally good natured, and you probably have a lot of stories about how you got into trouble/adventures when you were younger . You don't take this website *too* seriously, at least not as seriously as some others do. This is probably because you spent a great deal of time visiting internet chat rooms prior to discovering blather.newdeam.net, and so now you are conditioned to interact in a dialogous manner. You basically just want to be considered funny, while displaying to all of us what would be referred to as your "colorful feathers", if we were all peacocks.
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j_blue
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hm
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florescent light
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do me next me next!
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Sol
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hey cant you guys read the signs, it says no...... oh yeah, bugger. hehe
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The Truth
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Well, Florescent Light, I haven't had a lot of personal interaction with you, and that is mostly what I base my analyzations off of. So...I just read a bunch of your stuff, and I must say I was pretty impressed, I can see why kingsuperspec loves you. You are very strongly grounded, with a good head on your shoulders that is pointing you in the right direction. You have many profound things to say, I would use "wise" to describe your general dimeanor. As well as "spontaneous" and "fun". Astrology is not my specialty, but you remind me of a LEO girlfriend I once had. Free spirited. Admirable. And 1000 times more popular since you took that road trip to Maryland. Yeah, there's really not much else to say right now.
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frankenfistkitten
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holy dogshit! batman. It's blathercriticisms all over again Fuck! must be an annual event. Although the blatherpsychiatrist that time was a lot more interesting (just my opinion)
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grendel
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:::retreats to greener pastures::: (there, i didn't say anything derogatory, now i'll whip out my handy prism and have me a nice doppler shift at high speed) :::disappears in a red blur:::
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baby satan
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breathe through your nose, goddamnit!
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010723
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tonya
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can i be next?
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010723
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absent but still present
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i think the difference was no one ever asked miniver for it's opinions. truth seems to have a much nicer opinion of people so far.
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The Truth
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Ok, this isn't group therapy...one at a time please! Tonya, I don't know a thing about you, except that I've heard that you are a cat! I'm afraid I'm going to have to refer you to my friend Valya, she wants to be a pet psychiatrist. Since you are a cat and all, I don't think it would be ethical of me to use human pyschoanalization objectives to categorize my opinions about you. Plus, I don't really believe that you are God's cat...we need honesty here people! HONESTY! IF we are going to be communicating?
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frankenfistkitten
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as distasteful as it all was, at least miniver didn't attempt to dictate terms to other people (this "DON'T POST IF..." shit) telling me not to blathe anything a certain way is just provocation for me to do precisely that, because i can. the analogy would be me walking into a church in the middle of sunday service dressed like marilyn manson and asking people not to point and stare or the inverse, a street preacher at a rock concert expecting people to respect his schtick even as he is telling them how wrong he thinks they are to expect anything less is horrendously naive.
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tonya
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hmmph, fine then. ~turns tail and sits under god's chair~
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The Truth
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Before you make yourself look any worse, I'll point out the painfully obvious for you. Those words on top are not meant to be taken seriously, and as you may have noticed, actually, you probably didn't, but you are the only one who doesn't seem to realize that. Good bye.
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John Wayne
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whoa...frankenfistkitten! you'd better take a seat, pardner. OUCH!
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god in milwaukee
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i definitely have a cat named tonya
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dB
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Truth, do one for me. Don't hold back as I do not offend easily... sometimes.
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The Truth
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I am sorry, It's not my right to post my psycholanalyzations. I can't stop myself from psychoanalyzing, but I should keep them to myself. I should have never made this page.
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redspark
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truth, u know u want too, i wanna hear it, do me
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lady lunchbox
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hey now, if you do me, i'll give you cheerios and rum!! now who could resist that??? ok, ok...i don't have rum, but i do have vodka. oh, and i'll be your friend, too. *~*~*analyze on, grasshopper...disregard those who speak against you.*~*~*
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Toxic_Kisses
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When I saw this for some reason I thought maybe The Truth had come back, that maybe he had simply been watching us silently for a long time and decided to suddenly to make a come back w/ what he had observed. I really can't help wondering if he is a silent observer among us, watching blather evolve (decay). Unfortunately/sadly I never met The Truth but I strongly hope he comes back someday.
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carne de metal
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I can't understand things sometimes, even the simplest thing, not a chance, sometimes, I'm baffled.
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020216
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RAT ANAL FISSURE
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WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' SHRINK??
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020217
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helpful rat
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mister truth has left and gone away. hey hey hey.
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celestias shadow
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he left? I wanted to be next! plooie. now I'll NEVER know what's wrong with me. :(
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splat
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thinks last post is very funny.
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040223
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you_think_someone_can_just_solve_you
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040223
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
from
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