change_one_letter sim Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 010620 ... Dafremen Campliment - Insincere flattery used to pick up girls during arts & crafts, archery, nature walks, canoeing or similar activities. Cornication - Doing it in between the cornrows. Frattery - The mandatory ass-kissing that pledges perform on members. Trapidation - The uneasy feeling that your lover is going to bring up committment again. Blether - Tanned blatherskite hides. 010620 ... black-dyed gel product Aura Gorealis - uh... its uh... gorier than the original 010620 ... black-dyed gel product Foodstock - a three day long music festival celebrating the hording of canned goods 010621 ... black-dyed gel product Hictory - a redneck's triumph 010621 ... paste! Nascarb - pasta for rednecks. clasphemy - a profane utterance by hooks and buckles. severmind - just flat out giving up on trying to slice your brain. suckulent - seems tasty, but not really. pediglee - state of incessantly boasting that your pet is full bred. champeon - the very best of menial unskilled workers. 010622 ... paste! cartirage - either chinese connective tissue or violent connective tissue. stereohype - excessive publicity for an oversimplified conception. halibul - a rare species of fish found in Pamplona, Spain famous for its association with the annual "Running of the Fish" festival that commerorates all sorts of Spanish things. 010622 ... black-dyed gel product friscadecaphobia - fear of being man-handled on friday the 13th 010622 ... sim hypathetical - When even your fantasies are boring. 010622 ... black-dyed gel product black rope dicorice - trust me, you don't wanna know. Use your vivid imaginations. 010622 ... black-dyed gel product predegessor - the guy you think came before you 010622 ... paste! relicatessan - a meat and cheese store that has withstood the test of time. phobosynthesis - a condition of vampiric plants; a chemical process "instigated" by scared chlorophyll. hangaroo - a species of marsupial that inhabits airplane garages. phatinum - now there's one sick metal! 010623 ... kingsuperspecial blurbon - a tasty beverage that should not be enjoyed when heavy machinery or eye exams are in your near future. cornography - looking at corn without your pants on cuntmitment - that magical state where you don't like someone anymore, but the sex is really good so you don't break up. fatulence - when a heavy feller let's one go berkdancing - when some goon tries to do a headspin on a crowded dance floor. mellowdrama - looking for _insert lost item here_ after a fat bong hit. 010623 ... kingsuperspecial alarchirty - the feeling you get when you read religo_blather and feel good vacalous - when you become numb to needing to vaccum your carpet. callections agent - who the phone company send after delinquent accounts 010623 ... kingsuperspecial Euboria - the feeling you get when you do ecstasy for the 10,000th time. Eternal Plain of Hell - where, upon dying, you are sent someplace that really isn't very interesting. bulletspoof - when one cop puts styrofoam in place of kevlar in his parnter's vest 010623 ... raeffer vommunication - the fine art of letting everyone know that you have had too much to drink. 010623 ... paste! champagnu - a carbonated, alcoholic wildebeast found only in a certain region of france. 010624 ... kingsuperspecial bedicine - getting pleny of rest when you have a cold. swelevision - when there's really good shows on cartoon network. emplawyer - you boss when you temp in a law office farnication - when you fly across country to see your girl foreignaction - like farnication, but crossing international boundries. alcoholhic - when you have too many martinis and get the hiccups 010702 ... lothar of the hill people Lardon: An overweight guy with an erection. 010705 ... Dafremen decidedtochangemorethanoneletteritosis - A mad compulsion to slowly start changing more and more letters as the fun starts to pick up steam and the one-letter ideas start to run dry. SHOULD be resisted at all costs. Now back to our regularly scheduled blather. 010706 ... not telling Dafremad - the state certain people around here find themselves in when certain other people around here don't behave in quite the way the person is wanting them to. Kingstuperspecial - a certain not to bright kid that can't seem to keep his mouth shut. 010708 ... two can play at this game...me either not yelling - What Dafremad individuals are usually doing when some nitwit can't follow simple f*cking instructions like change_one_letter. SingSuperSpecial - What not telling might do if asked to rat his true identity out. 010708 ... kingsuperspecial Drafremon - when certain easily irritated individuals take a much needed holiday in Jamaica Microsoft Ward - a handy product for treating people who get tense when their expensive laptop blue screens right in the middle of some rather hectic Java code. idiol - when you idealize someone who is actually kind of stupid 010712 ... Dafremen ringsuperspecial - What Dafremen might do before taking KSS to catch that flight to Jamaica. (See DRAFREMON) sleepish - Embarrassment so deep that it makes you want to go to go to bed and never wake up. Experienced by those who idiolize self proclaimed blather monarchs. Usually after the booze wears off. 010712 ... kingsuperspecial Drafrepen - where they might lock up a certain individual who seems to be leaning toward violence. licksmith - a person adept at opening locks with their tounge lunchfreak - someone who really likes to go on lunchbreak amound - when you have a large amount of something sexpack - the quantity of beer it takes to get some people in bed. 010712 ... Casey Instead of Casey, my 6 year old brother calls me Tacey...yep, that really doesn't matter much to you people, but it is just one of those cute little things 010712 ... kingsuperspecial elechronic - having a bad canidate run for their position over and over. blastering - condition found on the fingers of peole who post excessively to this site. fragmends - the small bits used to restore something that was broken redationship - hooking up with an ex (NOT to be confused with a booty call) 010716 ... kingsuperspecial jebus - the best way get to the blather_church_picnic 010721 ... kingsuperspecial faxative - given to individuals to aide when the have a backlog of fax documents to send, but can't produce. bants - what band members tuck their shirt into. dontract - when you make a deal with the head of the mafia borgue - a place to see uninteresting people after they are dead. 010723 ... kingsuperspecial relytionship - when you pass a romantic interst around a small social circle. fartoons - funny animated shows about breaking wind. begitarian - when you'll only eat things you've mooched from other people wetish - having a sexual obsession with spraying people with a hose 010910 ... Annie111 Knot 020109 ... Annie111 oops. ignore the above. 020109 ... kingsuperspecial dummychuckle: the way you feel when something seductive makes you write a check you don't have the guts to cash. :: wink wink :: 020919 ... shorlove ...too feminine. 030425 ... syringe slowjob: Felatio, but performed slowly. 051030 ... blather spell check "fellatio" 051030 what's it to you? who go blather from