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David Lehman
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Can't swim; uses credit cards and pills to combat intolerable feelings of inadequacy; Won't admit his dread of boredom, chief impulse behind numerous marital infidelities; Looks fat in jeans, mouths clichés with confidence, breaks mother's plates in fights; Buys when the market is too high, and panics during the inevitable descent; Still, Pop can always tell the subtle difference between Pepsi and Coke, Has defined the darkness of red at dawn, memorized the splash of poppies along Deserted railway tracks, and opposed the war in Vietnam months before the students, Years before the politicians and press; give him a minute with a road map And he will solve the mystery of bloodshot eyes; transport him to mountaintop And watch him calculate the heaviness and height of the local heavens; Needs no prompting to give money to his kids; speaks French fluently, and tourist German; Sings Schubert in the shower; plays pinball in Paris; knows the new maid steals, and forgives her.
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calls em as i sees em
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pepsi sucks, coke doesn't pepsi has spears in their adverts, coke doesn't pepsi tastes like liquified feces, coke doesn't
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coke
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right on, man. pepsi_or_coke
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u24
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pepsi is the name of an old friend's cat coke is not. (though I heard about someone with goldfish called 'spliff' and 'joint')
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u24
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and I knew a snake named trouser. ;-)
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dudeinanigloo
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Coke in the regular form tastes better than Pepsi. However, Pepsi slurpees taste better than Coke slurpees for some reason... Oh well.
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Pepsi... well, I've never had regular pepsi to my knowledge. I do know that diet pepsi tastes like hydrochloric acid with a little bit of water mixed in. Coke tastes fine, but I do prefer other drinks such as root beer. I also might try a diet coke if I've been gorging a little too much that day. I also dislike pepsi as a corporation because they are unoriginal fucks that stole the idea of a lemon twist AND cherry. Yeah, I guess that's just about everything.
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coke
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pepsi_or_coke
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Pepsi has alot more sugar in it. Coke out of the can leaves a funny after taste in your mouth. Pepsi is flashy and new. Coke is old and well known. Coke has a slightly more wild taste as if sugared and carbonated beverages hadn't been quite tamed. Pepsi tastes exactly like you'd expect a cola with a blue and red can to taste. I never drink coke out of a can. I never drink pepsi out of a bottle.
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And as far as Diets... Diet Pepsi is an abomination... While Diet Coke manages to be merely putrid Wild Cherry Pepsi is sweet enough to warrant the removal of the word wild. Wild Cherry Coke tastes enough of cherries and enough of coke to make you smile in satisfaction at the double name. Pepsi One was a failure waiting to happen. C2 maybe as well, but at least it doesn't taste like bottled aluminum with artificial sweeteners. I have never tasted Pepsi Blue and I never will. I have also never had the Pepsi with lemon in it, I may someday. Coke and Pepsi... Pepsi and Coke.
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Strideo
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high fructose corn syrup is THE_DEVIL! ...
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Strideo
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good ol' fashioned pure cane sugar where oh where 'ave ya gone? ...
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estarocks
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coke_rules a bunch more than pepsi, bcause pepsi is merely a spin off of coke and coke was there first! and although they r both fake, coke tastes less fake. (they r bad 4 u, but we're not talking about that. we're talking about how it TASTES, rite?)
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kx21
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* Parallel_sayings * Given Pepsi = Bush... Then Blair = Coke...
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Borealis
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please... puh leeeze... of all the inane things to align yourselves with..big name soda company A, or big name soda company B? get a life drink water
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kx21
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* scary_Parallels * Frame_of_Mind of "pepsi" (War_president) = Wing_of_Thought of "coke" (War_promoter)
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Borealis
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sorry darling, I missed that
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Oops...
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Scary_'parallels', instead...
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kx21
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Blair (coke), as with Bush (pepsi), also clung to his belief that the war ("Bubble") was justifiable
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sameolme
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Coke is best drank whilst pondering distasteful sexual alternatives. Pepsi is best imbibed while considering unpleasant political choices. If, as occasionally does occur, you must decide whether to give head to an ugly old Republican, then go with Dr. Pepper.
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estarocks
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whoa, hold on...this is 2 much 4 my tiny 2-hands-and-some yr. old brain. is coke a war promoter?
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estarocks
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guess i'll have 2 retreat back 2 good old sprite then.
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yahoo! Search
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Web Results - Results 1 - 20 of about 15,600 for is coke a war promoter? . Search took 0.16 seconds. Promoter of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy ... Promoter of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy ... in West Virginia where I learned that Coke is called pop ... go with the North during the war. We have our share ... mylabissmarterthanyourhonorstudent.blogspot.com/ - 25k - Cached When Coke Politics Meets Mayan Folklore ... 14, 2001 in the Toronto Globe & Mail. When Coke Politics Meets Mayan Folklore ... He's a self-promoter, they say; his standoff with Vicente Fox is a war of inflated egos ... www.commondreams.org/views01/0314-04.htm - 15k - Cached :: Coca-Cola.com.au :: HOW TO ENTER. Purchase a specially marked 'Telstra Free Airtime and 1 in 12' 600mL bottle of ' Coca-Cola', ' diet Coke', 'diet Coke' with Lemon Flavour, 'vanilla Coke', or 'Sprite' ... the event of war, terrorism, state of emergency or disaster the Promoter reserves the right to ... www.coca-cola.com.au/phoneaday/tandc.asp - 16k - Cached
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Strideo
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¥_¥ thank you, oh great spamy one! ...
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America's Debate - Coke, Pepsi, Other? A civil forum to discuss and debate Politics, News, and Government including Election 2004, Constitution Debate, and the War on Terrorism. ... Location: Undisclosed. Gender: Female. Politics: Private. Party: Republican. Only my second attempt at ... Gender: Male. Politics: Conservative. Party: Independent. I'm a Coke kinda guy ... www.americasdebate.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3452&view=getnewpost - 83k - Cached - More pages from this site
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DOE Document - The politics of coke ... that must and can only be reconciled by the government that formed them in the first place. The politics of coke ... www.osti.gov/energycitations/product.biblio.jsp?osti_id=5166282 Coke Politics Meets...
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Pepsi Folklore:- Pepsi Omits 'Under God' in Patriotic Can Promotion - Netlore Archive Baseless email campaign protests the alleged omission of the words 'under God' in an excerpt from the Pledge of Allegiance on special promotional Pepsi cans ... Subject: New Pepsi Can. Pepsi has a new patriotic can coming out with pictures of the Empire State ... urbanlegends.about.com/library/blpepsi-can.htm?terms=pepsi+pledge - 17k - Cached - More pages from this site Soda Pop Terrorist Warning (Don't Drink Coke or Pepsi!) - Netlore Archive In this version of 'The Grateful Terrorist,' an 'Arab' or 'Muslim-looking' man repays a kindness by warning his benefactor not to drink Coca-Cola (or Pepsi, depending on the variant) after a ... now I'll do something for you, don't drink Pepsi in September and he walked out of the store ... The Grateful Terrorist" is pure folklore — an expression of the post-9 ... urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-soda-pop-terror.htm - 21k - Cached - More pages from this site What_a_fuss!!!
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kx21
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* The Moral of Fairy_tale * Coke Politics Meets Pepsi Folklore:- Pepsi Bush ( War_president):- American_leaders_should_simply_apologise "meets" Coke Blair - War_promoter: British_leaders_should_simply_apologise... Copyright 2004 (less Coke Politics) kx21.com
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Borealis
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I'm holding to the water theory.. until of course acid rain makes coke and/or pepsi a nation wide staple.
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Jess
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Dudes! I can't believe we have to ask that question! Coke is so much better!
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040807
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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