mst3k jennifer original love theme In the not-too-distant future-- Next Sunday A.D.-- There was a guy named Joel, Not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute, Just another face in a red jumpsuit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, But his bosses didn't like him So they shot him into space. We'll send him cheesy movies, The worst we can find (la-la-la). He'll have to sit and watch them all, And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la). Now keep in mind Joel can't control Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la) Because he used those special parts To make his robot friends. Robot Roll Call: (Let's go!) Cambot! (Pan left!) Gypsy! (Hi, girl!) Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!) Croooow! (What a wisecracker!) If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts (la la la), Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax For Mystery Science Theater 3000!" 000510 ... birdmad "Oh yeah...'Breach Hull=All Die' even underlined. Well i weighed the odds that it would work versus the odds that i was doing something stupid and well, i went ahead and did it anyway" 000510 ... dye I love Crow! Servo is great too...the puppets just rock! 000707 ... silentbob to the weenie mobile!!! weenie man away!!!!! -------- Could I love him more? -------- I'm gonna curl up in his sock drawer...and sleep for days. -------- He touched me! -------- Cal, you BITCH! -------- What with all the shannigans and goings on -------- I'll ram my ovepositer down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest BUT I'M NOT AN ALIEN!!! -------- This planet needs to comb it's hair over its bald spot! -------- Whoopdi SHIT -------- While in beautiful california be sure to visit (screen flashes words WASHINGTON D.C.) oh...nevermind. -------- Doesn't the fact that its universal MAKE it international? -------- Remember?? Shrinky Dink! -------- That's not funny Ruth, I was a slave! -------- 000927 ... silentbob Woohoo! wait til i tell my friends about this! oh wait...i'm a friendless drifter 001030 ... Teddybear crow is a god "I have no control, I just keep eating and eating" "So they worship the everlasting gobstopper" "Do this deliver that, I'll make them all pay" I to have an underwear collection 010404 ... Effingham: The Fish of Fate "Dolphins! Some of the smartest mammals on Earth! Do they wear pants? No! But they wish they did! That proves just how smart they are!" 011103 ... bryanfrbs We will be travelling well over a thousand miles to the planet Mars... No, Uranus... Tell me about Uranus... Hey Tom, Uranus is big and gassy.... Hey Servo, we need to go to Uranus and wipe out the Klingons!!.. 020225 ... silentbob i saw that one 020225 ... bryanfrbs it's a good one. it has the short about industrial arts. that's a funny one :) 020225 ... k1 Hey, it's a booze pool! I'll have a vodka chlorine, please Mitchell. Even his name says 'Is that a beer?' How much O'Keefe? MILES O'Keefe. Starring Harold Lloyd Jr., Charles Chaplin Jr., Fatty Arbuckle Jr., and Sammy Davis Jr. Jr.! 020225 ... kuru With a pickled mind, We kick the nipple beer. Steady as a goat, We're flying over trout. Getto down the highway At the speed of light. All I want to feel now is The wind in my eyes. Sack of monkeys in my pocket, My sister's ready to go. Hear the engines roar now! Idiot control now! Hideous control now! Ninny on the road now! Midi in control, Wheels on fire, Burning rubber tires! Near each other rolls now! He really lets me go now! Needy inches bow down! Pity and a poor boy! Hear the X's roll, Peas on fire, Burning rubber tires! 020225 ... bryanfrbs Trumpy! You can do stupid things! Chief? McCleod? How was that run? ::Gives OK sign:: It stinks! Since they're standing on trashcans, does that make them white trash? Fasten your helmets, we will be reaching speeds of 3!! 020225 ... silentbob the first time i watched the skydivers one i went into hysterics, crying and not being able to breathe on the floor. my stomach was heaving. it was the best time i ever had 020226 ... Casey I watched Diabolik today. 020407 ... Casey I watched Diabolik today. 020407 ... pat sajak i want a funky little jewish princess (la la la) 020407 ... silentbob *after being struck in the crotch* Crow: OH! right in the store! -- Joel: Every frame of this movie looks like someones last known photograph -- Joel: That was one guy talking both those parts just then -- Dr. Forester: Look Joel, i'm really sorry about today's movie, even i admit i was a little harsh this time. and don't tell frank about this, i'll have to kill him. -- Joel: Uh, this is MANOS: Hands of Fate -- 020921 ... Kristopher "Johnny Mathis!" 030807 ... phil what happened? 031006 ... jenny enny dots He's growing a giant crouton. 040125 ... jenny enny dots ooh, yuck! Mickey WENT in there! 040131 ... oren Crow: Looks kinda skinny. Must be a Carpenter ant. [chuckling] Carpenter... get it? Carpenter ant. See 'cause— Joel: [horrified] Oh no... Crow: Never mind. Joel: You don't mean that... Servo: Ant-orexic. Crow: [laughs] See? Servo got it. 080822 what's it to you? who go blather from