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michael
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carbonated water, caffine, and naturally good flavors.
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drew
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one of the most vile forms of liquid, next to clear pepsi. green glowing color most likely created by adding radioactive waste. useful for inducing vomiting.
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emma
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"Show me an intelligent person who drinks Mountain Dew, and I will change my opinions." - Adam Carolla. Amen to that, brother.
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charley
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looks like pee
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angela
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my favorite drink. drink it in my room. drink it in the rain. drink it with a straw. any way it is great.
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Paul
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I cannot drink Mountain Dew, I would not, could not, How can you?
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sheri
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martha stewart chews bubble yum to prove that she's not a virgin
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scott
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How can one getr through a late college night of hard studing, by drinking the Dew.
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old hick
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The couple sits down to a bizzare sexual feast and toasts with the urine of their house maid, Lucinda. They take a sip and immediatly spit it out all over each other, exclaiming in simultaneous disgust, "This shit tastes like Mountain Dew!"
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dani
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Mountain Dew is the best! How can you not like it? It tastes great! I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW!!!
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jennifer
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one summer I bled this I didn't sleep for weeks at a time
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misstree
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i used to hate mountain dew... then, i lived with someone who drank a two liter a day. so i started drinking it. now it's a barely controlled addiction. but, when you feel like doing sleep dep, there's nothing like a steady diet to keep you perky. :)
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the apocalypse
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nectar of the gods. next to jolt. all flavors.
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crysti
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I need mountain dew everyday its like an addiction its the caffeen or maybe the sugar content...or maybe its just the nummy taste. so all of you that hate it F**K off
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Dafremen
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I have dew therefore I am. We built a pyramid out of 372 Mountain Dew Cans. It contained 4244 fluid ounces of soda. That's 35 gallons of soda containing 35 POUNDS of sugar. That's 7 bags of sugar. Man I think I'm diabetic.
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birdmad
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finally found and tried the "Code Red" version mountain dew with a big dose of cherry flavor i'd bet it would be great with a liberal dose of southern comfort i gulped down 2 liters of the stuff the other night while watching, coincidentally enough, "Red Planet"
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ClairE
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There is diet_Mountain_Dew. Sometimes one is directly faced with the evil in this world.
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raptor
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it's that 384-cans tall (and growing) pyramid I have in my room
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Rhin
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i never invite dew into my home. it's vile. yet, at the moment, and consequently blocking my line of sight, sits a tall bottle of said liquid. how strange that this topic should pop up. my friend gave me the dew this morning when i began yawning. he said, 'here, this is the best cure for those yawns'. so, i tried it again (after a long time without). it didn't help the yawns and it's barely tolerable, but i'm still sipping on it. what's in this stuff?!
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minnesota_chris
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any time pop is cloudy, it's from brominated vegetable oil.
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kss
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According to my un-official research, I believe this is the first blath to use an underscore in the title.
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screwing for virginity
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i think your right because i came to that same conclution.
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Sherry Snyder
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Mountain Dew has brominated Vegetable Oil in it, so on a technicality you're Drinking bromine, which is a poisionous chemical, so what's your favorite drink now?
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birdmad
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poisonous? cool, i'll go out and buy myself some more.
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scifininja
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grandma made us watch a slide show. some slides were of a parade, one of them was of a float made to look like a mountain. there were a bunch of people drinking out of jugs. it said "mountain dew". can't get enough of it.
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thunderfishy
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is perfect for filling in the gaps in my conciousness when i have no other substitute experiment: drink one vodka shot per two red bulls (or black stallions or v's etcet and et all) and two mountain dews and see what happens side note: drink lots in about ten minutes side note: be really thirsty when doing this i have tried this. it altered my conciousness in ways i found nauseating and fun at the same time
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Fire&Roses
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Mountain Dew Live Wire... it's ORANGE!!! Yay!!! I may have had too much...
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crimson
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yellow 1. f 2. i 3. v 4. e
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pobodys nerfect
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ugh. A few nights ago,a guy(not from here)sent me a pic of himself holding a bottle of mountain dew. I'm pissed off at him at the moment. Just seeing the words "mountain dew" in print reminds me of how pissed off I am. RRRR!!! I'd be happy if the product and the guy disappeared forever. =P
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Strideo
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its like slurm! ...
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Dafremen
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or shlippable
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nomatter
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mt dew reminds me of add ridden 12 year old boys. Code Red tastes like shirley temples.
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burden
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that stuff tastes like shit wrapped in poo stuffed into a bad orange.
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sameolme
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Certainly, there is a people a people who have a single word not underscored. They utter this word as they point to the dew glistening up hill. The sparkling mountain knew dew before any of you.
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burden
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Mountain Dew and its neon spawn contain brominated vegetable oil, a substance banned in over 100 countries. "a 165-pound adult would have to drink 353 12-ounce cans of soda per day for 42 days to have detectable bromine in his/her fat." that's understating the danger. a 41.37-pound adult needs only to drink 44.25 24-ounce cans for 42 days in order to have detectable bromine in his/her fat. any toddler can do that in a matter of centuries. sound the klaxon!
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educated dew drinker
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Show me an intelligent person who actually thinks Adam Carolla is funny by himself and i will change my opinion.
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what's it to you?
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blather
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