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michael carbonated water, caffine, and naturally good flavors. 980918
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drew one of the most vile forms of liquid, next to clear pepsi. green glowing color most likely created by adding radioactive waste. useful for inducing vomiting. 980918
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emma "Show me an intelligent person who drinks Mountain Dew, and I will change my opinions." - Adam Carolla. Amen to that, brother. 980919
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charley looks like pee 980920
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angela my favorite drink. drink it in my room. drink it in the rain. drink it with a straw. any way it is great. 990208
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Paul I cannot drink Mountain Dew,
I would not, could not,
How can you?
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sheri martha stewart chews bubble yum to prove that she's not a virgin 991222
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scott How can one getr through a late college night of hard studing, by drinking the Dew. 000124
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old hick The couple sits down to a bizzare sexual feast and toasts with the urine of their house maid, Lucinda. They take a sip and immediatly spit it out all over each other, exclaiming in simultaneous disgust, "This shit tastes like Mountain Dew!" 000124
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dani Mountain Dew is the best! How can you not like it? It tastes great! I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW!!! 000205
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jennifer one summer
I bled this
I didn't sleep for weeks at a time
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misstree i used to hate mountain dew... then, i lived with someone who drank a two liter a day. so i started drinking it. now it's a barely controlled addiction.

but, when you feel like doing sleep dep, there's nothing like a steady diet to keep you perky. :)
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the apocalypse nectar of the gods. next to jolt. all flavors. 001229
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crysti I need mountain dew everyday its like an addiction its the caffeen or maybe the sugar content...or maybe its just the nummy taste. so all of you that hate it F**K off 010515
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Dafremen I have dew therefore I am.

We built a pyramid out of 372 Mountain Dew Cans. It contained 4244 fluid ounces of soda. That's 35 gallons of soda containing 35 POUNDS of sugar. That's 7 bags of sugar. Man I think I'm diabetic.
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birdmad finally found and tried the "Code Red" version

mountain dew with a big dose of cherry flavor

i'd bet it would be great with a liberal dose of southern comfort

i gulped down 2 liters of the stuff the other night while watching, coincidentally enough, "Red Planet"
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ClairE There is diet_Mountain_Dew.

Sometimes one is directly faced with the evil in this world.
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raptor it's that 384-cans tall (and growing) pyramid I have in my room 030119
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Rhin i never invite dew into my home. it's vile. yet, at the moment, and consequently blocking my line of sight, sits a tall bottle of said liquid. how strange that this topic should pop up. my friend gave me the dew this morning when i began yawning. he said, 'here, this is the best cure for those yawns'. so, i tried it again (after a long time without). it didn't help the yawns and it's barely tolerable, but i'm still sipping on it. what's in this stuff?! 030119
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minnesota_chris any time pop is cloudy, it's from brominated vegetable oil. 030119
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kss According to my un-official research, I believe this is the first blath to use an underscore in the title. 030120
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screwing for virginity i think your right because i came to that same conclution. 030121
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Sherry Snyder Mountain Dew has brominated Vegetable Oil in it, so on a technicality you're Drinking bromine, which is a poisionous chemical, so what's your favorite drink now? 030518
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birdmad poisonous?

cool, i'll go out and buy myself some more.
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scifininja grandma made us watch a slide show. some slides were of a parade, one of them was of a float made to look like a mountain. there were a bunch of people drinking out of jugs. it said "mountain dew". can't get enough of it. 030721
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thunderfishy is perfect for filling in the gaps in my conciousness
when i have no other substitute

experiment: drink one vodka shot per two red bulls
(or black stallions or v's etcet and et all)
and two mountain dews
and see what happens
side note: drink lots in about ten minutes
side note: be really thirsty when doing this
i have tried this. it altered my conciousness
in ways i found nauseating and fun
at the same time
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Fire&Roses Mountain Dew Live Wire... it's ORANGE!!! Yay!!! I may have had too much... 030722
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crimson yellow

1. f
2. i
3. v
4. e
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pobodys nerfect ugh. A few nights ago,a guy(not from here)sent me a pic of himself holding a bottle of mountain dew. I'm pissed off at him at the moment. Just seeing the words "mountain dew" in print reminds me of how pissed off I am. RRRR!!! I'd be happy if the product and the guy disappeared forever. =P 030812
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Strideo its like slurm!
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Dafremen or shlippable 030812
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nomatter mt dew reminds me of add ridden 12 year old boys.
Code Red tastes like shirley temples.
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burden that stuff tastes like shit wrapped in poo stuffed into a bad orange. 031105
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sameolme Certainly, there is a people
a people who have a single word
not underscored.
They utter this word as they point
to the dew glistening up hill.
The sparkling mountain
knew dew before any of you.
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burden Mountain Dew and its neon spawn contain brominated vegetable oil, a substance banned in over 100 countries.

"a 165-pound adult would have to drink 353 12-ounce cans of soda per day for 42 days to have detectable bromine in his/her fat."

that's understating the danger. a 41.37-pound adult needs only to drink 44.25 24-ounce cans for 42 days in order to have detectable bromine in his/her fat. any toddler can do that in a matter of centuries.

sound the klaxon!
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educated dew drinker Show me an intelligent person who actually thinks Adam Carolla is funny by himself and i will change my opinion. 071206
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