bestfriend_logic belly fire 1. Imagine you are in a traffic jam: what should you do? 2. If you are in a situation which you can't escape with your life, what should you do? 3. Where is that smell coming from? 4. What woman should you NEVER say hello to? 040511 ... DammitJanet 1. That would be blast "Long Line of Cars" by Cake! 2. Well this one's easy. Find a rock. Then smash your head on it! 3. From the cup in the corner that i made a chocolate milkshake in and forgot about it. 4. The Parrot Lady! She never did like us did she... glared at us the whole ride. Alright, here's some more... 1. What is the sound that a male figure skaters hair makes when they're spinning? 2. What should you be concerned of when you see Misha hiding in a corner staring at you while you're coming down the stairs? 3. On the topic of Misha, what song does he absolutely hate? 4. What is the best way to kill a roadrunner millipede? 040514 ... log burning fire bellyfire: 1. what i usually do. get out the journal. scrawl some jagged drawings. write. drink. smoke. sing. dream. plan. envision. think. 2. die, but make sure you sacrafice yourself for somebody else. 3. dead animal on the side of the road. or could be a stylish woman passing by. maybe orange blossom. breakfast cooking. biscotti baking? 4. the one you already secretly love. dammit/janet 1. it is a sound only he hears, the sound of his own pride either crashing or flying 2. misha is the siamese kitten we will be selling soon. when she sees me she will try to disuade my decision with countless efforts at cuteness. 3. probably "all dogs go to heaven." 4. let fire ants deal with it. i watched several catch a milipede today when i turned over a stone. dude it was sick. 040514 ... belly fire Oh, these are too easy! 1. The sound a male figure skater's hair makes when he's spinning is: LALALALALALALAAAA! (or if he's Elvis Stojko: Forgetting...forgetting...FORGOTTEN!) 2. Naturally anytime you see Misha hiding in a corner watching you there's the general rule that he's puked somewhere and you're about to step in it. 3. The song Misha absolutely hates is his name being sung to the theme song of Star Trek: the next generation. 4. There are many ways to kill a roadrunner millipede but the BEST way is with a 1L Coke bottle with just a little Coke left in it. It packs a real punch! 040515 ... belly fire 1. What is the only city in Canada where you can find Richard and Mike within a mile of each other? 2. If I could have one kind of pet, what would it be? (yours is a chicken) 3. Name 3 nicknames you've given Trevor. 4. Where do you go in HomeSense when you REALLY need to fart but the store is super busy? 040515 ... DammitJanet A-Peach-A-Punch!! hehe.. okay here we go... 1. Well, the only place you'd find them in Canada within one mile would have to be Sudbury... that was a scary first ride i can tell ya that!! 2. And i still want that chicken! But yours would be a non-screaming African Gray called Proffesor Darryl with an English or Australian accent! 3. Just 3? Smevor, Trevaaaa, JIMOTHY! (Oh that made me laugh... What's Jim short for? Jimothy?) 4. Well now this one i had to give some thought, it's been a long time since i tooted in HomeSense... in the warehouse amoungst the towels! 040516 ... DammitJanet Let's see if i can come up with some good ones that aren't as easy as last time! 1. While out for a stroll, and you hear a "slap" behind you, what does that usually mean? 2. What does "HPS" stand for? 3. What are *all* the meanings for the word "cock"? 4. Name 4 reasons from the official "Why we hate Monty" list. 040516 ... belly fire 1. When out for a stroll, hearing a SLAP behind me would usually mean I'm on a walk with Kathryn and, yet again, she fell down due to flat feet and uneven walking surfaces. 2. Even if I knew what HPS stands for I would never say because "we should never talk of this again." 3. Okay, cock can mean a number of things: a) genitals b) that chickens are nearby c) nicknames for bad drivers and assholes we know d) a cold Coke-a-Cola from the fridge! 4. Four reasons from the "why I hate Monty list" are: a) he stares at people for no apparent reason (especially when you're watching tv) b) he eats our food when we're not home c) he drives like a maniac d) he smells like rotten pickles! 040516 ... belly fire 1. Name the term for hockey goalies' when they do the splits. 2. What is the only type of bug that is permitted in the basement? 3. How do you know when a solicitor is calling on your line? 4. What should you never do BEFORE you go on 12 hours worth of flights to Puerto Rico? 040516 ... DammitJanet Okay, here goes.. 1. This is onna my favourite words... PENICE!! 2. The only type of bug eh? Well, that wouldn't be roadrunner or earwigs, i'd have to say spiders cause they eat the other bugs. Unless it's a garden one and it's huge and black and makes me dance. 3. The solicitors always call for Rachel! And they can never pronounce the last name.. Levesticky. What the hell is Levesticky? Seriously... 4. Now this one's incredibly easy because i remember exactly how uncomfortable i actually was! Your mom's chili! 040516 ... DammitJanet I was going to use this first one as a bonus question, but you answered too quickly for me to use it! So here goes a whole new set.. 1. What are all my words for these songs (remember, some aren't just the name of the song): Venus, Turn my Head, She has a girlfriend now, Bandages and Tequila. 2. What can be found in a V.C. Andrews book? 3. What are the names of my 2 sharks, my frog with the bucket, and the penguin beside the tv? 4. How do you make a typewriter sound like a phone book? 040516 ... belly fire Okay these are way harder! 1. Venus is relatively easy because it rhymes with penis. "I'm your penis/or vagina/at your desire!" Turn My Head is actually Shave My Head. She Has a Girlfriend Now is a pretty tough one...dammit! Bandages is Bango Juice. And, the best for last (sigh), Tequila is actually Travolta! da na nananana na na! 2. If you look in any random V.C Andrews book you will find nothing but incestuous soft core porn...but if you look in one of Kathryn's copies you will find a cut out of Joe from NKOTB taped to a picture of teenager Kathryn as though they are hugging! 3. The names of your two sharks are Jean Claude Van Cram and Lucien; the frog with the bucket is Cletus (whereas mine is Clem); the penguin that's beside the tv is Percible...is she still undressed? 4. In order to make a typewriter sound like a phone book, you have to ask Kathryn for a fart demonstration. 040518 ... belly fire 1. What did the stickers say that USED to be on the portable phone? 2. What are the three most common items found in your bedroom after many weeks of not cleaning? (does not include clothes) 3. There are two different terms for having to use the bathroom. What are they and what do they mean? 4. Since you didn't get this one before, I'm giving you a second chance! Name the only bug that is permitted in the basement. C'mon! (Hint: It never dies) 040518 ... DammitJanet Okay, i'm going to finally answer this. I did already but the computer ate my answers so i've kinda avoided it until now.. 1. This took me awhile. I was trying to picture them in my mind, and i got one! "For crying out loud!" but i couldnt figure out the second one. But after i got some help, i saw it loud and clear... "Y'know what?!" 2. Things found in my room hehe.. This ones fun. Although you know better than anyone since you'd sneak in there and try to clean it while i was at work. Okay so, i know cups with unknown substances is one... and i got a hint of the others, but it all came back to me. The reason i didnt remember deodorant was because i no longer have 10 of them. 2 at the most! And the third, it was so obvious that i didn't see it... batteries! 3. Now this one is easy... "I have to pee" means just that. Going pee. Now if there's another thing you hafta do, that's when you say "I have to go to the washroom". Washroom is code for poopies. 4. Okay okay, the bug that never dies. At first i thought the cleaning bug! But only you have that... It took me awhile to think and again i needed a hint. But it's not my fault i didn't remember, i haven't seen him in a while. Drain Fly! 040524 ... DammitJanet Now for you! 1. Who was it that wondered out loud to you about why in the world i would get a celtic tattoo? 2. What was the name of the only nurse we liked? 3. What are my terms of endearment? 4. What did my great grandfather do when the phone rang? 040524 ... belly fire 1. Well, I have to make a guess at this one but I would imagine that it was stupid Little Bateman. Only he would say something stupid like that. 2. Okay another guess...the only name I have in my head is Nancy for some reason. But whatever her name is she was the best ER nurse ever! She gave me a free tray of dinner because I hadn't eaten in well over a day, she checked on you all the time and got you lots to drink...and then I almost ran her over one day when we were coming from work. "It's the ER nurse! Don't hit her! We like her!" 3. You have many terms of endearment...such as stink, stinker, stank, jackass, bumho-ella, and bumbellina...just to name a few. I would know because of the countless cards I've received through the mail addressed to the above. 4. This one is one of my favourites...it always makes me laugh! Each time the telephone rang at your Ata's place he would yell, "Tele-phooooooone!" in a Slovanian accent until someone answered it. 040524 ... belly fire 1. Can you name all the things wrong with me? I'll bet I can name all yours! 2. What question can you not ask my dog Magy without her getting REALLY pissed off? 3. Name 3 items that used to be in basement but have since been taken away because of old age. 4. What are the best 4 cartoon movies of all time? Hint: one of them made you cry and cry. 040524 ... belly fire BONUS: What should you never do to a hot glue gun? 040524 ... poetrylawetryatyahoodotcom As to the last question, never ever try to stick yourself with it. Right? 040524 ... DammitJanet 1. Let's see, what are all the things wrong with you... You have an ulcer You have a scar on your lip Your ankels crack You don't have 20/20 vision Some of your teeth haven't come in yet OH! Your first finger on your left hand still isn't perfect after you sliced it with the butcher knife Your love/hate relationship with grapes? I can't seem to think of anymore... 2. At first i thought it had something to do with her nose, because that's something else she reacts to lol, but it's 'where's the hole' or something along that line! 3. Okay, there have been alot of things taken away because of old age lol... the desk that kept falling apart. The microwave. There was a bunch of lamps, but you didn't include those in your count. The bastard with all it's counterparts. (remember when i got stuck between the fridge and the pull out part of the couch when we were moving it to your room and it popped open on me?! man that was horrible) And last but not least, the rug. With all the coke stains, koolaid stains and hardened glue... 4. The best cartoon movies, well that would be watership downs i think it's called, the one where i cried and cried. Although when i watched it again almost 20 years later it didnt affect me in quite the same way! Then there's The last unicorn, The secret of Nimh and the emperors new groove. Bad llama! And for the bonus question... This i will never learn, no matter how many times i severly burn myself... When you're first using the glue gun once it's been plugged in, NEVER continue to pump the trigger if the glue doesn't come out right away. The clog will eventually melt and all that glue will shoot on out and burn anything in it's path. 040527 ... DammitJanet okay, your turn... the first one we've already discussed but too bad! 1. What did you own that put us to sleep every time? 2. If i sat up and started rubbing my knees, what did that mean? 3. When the instrumental song that drove you crazy came on the tv guide channel, who did i say i pictured, and what were they doing? 4. Here's a special 3 part question. Picture us 'Country Camping'. First of all, what was our man servants name? Secondly, what did the dirty naked man have on his head? And third, what song made us run back to the crazy bon fire party? And as a bonus, what caught on fire? 040527 ... belly fire Good stuff...let's keep going even if this is driving everyone a little cray-zee. 1. I needed hints on this one...my old Martha Stewart pillows from Zellers. Oh my god they sapped the life out of us! 2. Whenever you sat at the edge of the couch and started rubbing your knees it meant that you were about to go to bed. (You would only become aware of this years later) 3. Ah yes, the instrumental TV Guide Channel song. That would be John Travolta dancing slowly...na na naaaaa na na naaaa... 4. Ooo, 3 part! Okay...Country Camping: a) Our man-servants' name was Hank. Hank was weird and Amy made out with him anyway. b) The dirty naked man had dirty underwear on his head...if you could even call them underwear. Ew. c) Black Betty had us running back to the bonfire campsite. ("What's your name?" "Kat." "What?" "Kat." "Kat as in...Reeeeeaar?") BONUS: I think a lot of things caught on fire that weekend but the one main thing was a couch. Some idiot brought a couch. 040528 ... belly fire 1. According to your own personal experience, what is the deadliest weapon? 2. What is rule number 1 when using the duck blanket? 3. What item did the couch eat regularly that you would always replace and then find months later? 4. If we could market an airfreshener that smelled like the basement, what would it be called? BONUS: What did Hugo puke up the night he locked himself out of his room and passed out on the floor? 040528 ... DammitJanet Alright... 1. Well, the answer would be the "Cup and Twist" Bob... Very effective. Turn 'em just right and they pass on out! 2. Let's see.. the thing about the duck blanket is it gets extremely hot under there. So would the rule be about that? 3. That damn bastard of a couch! It always would eat my fine tip black pens! After we got rid of that thing, i had 6 of them! The futon can't eat a thing... 4. lol, oh no one would buy it. It would be called "Dinner and Toots" And for the bonus question, i remember it like it was yesturday... Mr. Noodle. Man that was sick. 040528 ... DammitJanet The first one I thought of at work and went "YES! Perfect!" and everyone stared at me... 1. Name ALL of the e-yards. 2. What were all the items we brought with us camping that were exactly the same? (The camping trip we supposedly drove the Harley's to) 3. What story was being told in the livingroom of Dana's old apartment where you were wide eyed because of too much information? 4. What did we say to "the best cop in town" Mike as we were heading inside Emmas on our very first bar crawl on St. Patty's day? And i can't help asking a BONUS: The bar that i broke my arm at, once it moved, what store replaced it? 040528 ... belly fire Your questions are evil...EVIL! 1. Okay, this is a hard question and you know it because there are a LOT of y-ards. back-y-ard front-y-ard side-y-ard brick-y-ard grave-y-ard wood-y-ard church-y-ard school-y-ard junk-y-ard lumber-y-ard jail-y-ard barn-y-ard wrecking-y-ard Scotland-y-ard vin-y-ard bone-y-ard Okay I think I did good enough on the y-ards! (thanks ALOT Troy!) 2. Identical camping items that we packed were our bandanas, Canada is Hockey t-shirts, Thundercats t-shirts, and hospital pants. Our same watches don't really count. 3. What story where I was wide-eyed from too much information? 4. Well, I don't remember what we first said, but I do remember saying something along the lines of "Good job FELLAS! Good job!" Bonus: Okay I don't remember the exact name but it had to do with four points north or something like that??? Some kind of antique place? Or was that BEFORE the bar opened. Oh hell! 040528 ... belly fire 1. What did Bob regularly refer to us as? 2. What "conspiracy" haunted me for months and months? 3. What doesn't melt in the sink? 4. What is "all in your head, Kathryn?" Bonus: What rhymes with Biddy? 040528 ... DammitJanet 1. He had alot of nicknames for us, but for the most part, our names were Slug1 and Slug2! 2. Oh see, you're evil, this'll take awhile to explain. First of all, the "conspiracy" is actually called "The John Travolta Conspiracy" as he was following you around for months! Lets see, how about some examples! You were getting ticked at the fact that he was on 3 magazine covers while we waited in line at Shoppers, so we left to rent some movies. Picture Rogers Video... It was a special month as A Civil Action and The Generals Daughter were both out around the same time... there was a huge display for selling A Civil Action, and a huge poster advertising that The Generals Daughter had just come out. So that already got you pretty mad. We headed over to the drama section and i could hear you start to breath louder. I look up at you and you go "LOOK! All i see are STUPID John Travolta movies! Saturday night fever, Stayin' Alive, Michael, Phenomenon, White mans burden, urban cowboy! GRRR!" So you headed over to the action section... "OH would you look at that! Broken Arrow! Face off! Why are these the first movies i see!" So off to the comedy you went... Look who's talking, all 3 of them were right there. So you yelled "That's it! I'm looking in the Canada section, he won't be THERE!" But unfortunately.. someone had misplaced Get Shorty.... I laughed and I laughed.. But the scariest one had to be when he was on 6 different channels at once. Everyone you flipped to he was on. TBS was playing Grease, Bravo was playing Plup Fiction, CityTV had a commercial for FaceOff, MPIX was advertising that they were showing Primary Colors that week, turning to the simpsons it was exactly at the part where John Travolta was the bar tender "ya.. lukes like", and then the comedy network where we thought we were safe, all of a sudden the guy puts a Travolta mask on and imitates him. Of course there are tons of other examples... including the tv guide song! 3. Man, this totally sickened me... I accidentally dropped smartie icecream on the floor.. y'know when the ice cream is really hard and you dig the spoon in and a huge chunk flies out? ya.. that kind. Well, i just put it in the sink and figured i'd pick out the smarties later and throw them out. But the entire thing was still there, it didn't melt AT ALL! I've never bought it again... 4. lol apparently, according to Mike, one of my college art teachers, my amblyopia is "all in my head." Stupid ass. Yes, all those eye doctors were just telling me i couldn't see 3D cause they thought it would be funny. And for the BONUS... oh Biddy... KITTY! SMITTY! PRETTY! okay so i spelled everything correctly, but they're not pronounced this way. and there are more things, but these are the things we say! What rhymes with candy capped! lol 040530 ... DammitJanet Alright, let's see what i can come up with.... 1. When i wrote you that first huge letter (consisting of 30 some odd pages) from university, some of those pages were a little difficult to read. Why? 2. Name 2 of the general reasons throughout the years that i have "cried silently to myself" 3. What is my favourite photograph? (hint: it's not human) 4. List the nicknames of the people in my neighbourhood. BONUS: what did grubfnt, hmpf and wtf stand for 8 years ago? 040530 ... belly fire 1. Well I remember how funny it was trying to read those pages and it was due to copious amounts of alcohol during your frosh week. You lush, you. ("I had to pee like a racehorse yet again!") 2. You have silently cried to yourself for many reasons...many times due to hurting yourself in an embarassing way and not wanting to attract attention, and many other times when you have sat up in bed while sound asleep and then gotten really tired of sitting there but because you were sleeping you didn't realize that all you had to do was lie back down again! 3. Your favourite photograph is a black and white of mish as a kitten sitting by the window. You have it in a green frame! 4. Okay, these are the people in your neighbourhood. Across the street used to be The Smokers. Now they are the Mole People. Down the street is the Welfare Guy. And we don't say that to be mean, it's just because everytime you walk by his house, he covers it in home-made lawn ornaments and frankensteined lawn movers and asks if you want to buy something. "Cuz I'm on welfare, y'kno!" Then on the other side are the Lawn Waterers and the Eggheads. Of course, who could forget Dan Two Cells. When you don't have seven cops outside your house, it's because he's back in jail again. Oh poor Dan Two Cells. He really does only have two left. BONUS: grubfnt I totally have deleted from my memory (fortunately); hmpf - I could never forget nomatter how hard I tried - Haggis' meaty pink foreskin; wtf is easy, warm toasty futon! And for the super bonus, bfn stands for black frilly nightgown. 040530 ... belly fire I totally forgot the most important member of your neighbourhood! The cutest man in the whole wide world on a bike! And one time when he was a lawn gnome, lol. (He came to our garage sale!) 1. What was our term of endearment for Rogers Video Julia? 2. What movie have I seen "a billion trillion times"? 3. What is the name of your local M.P and why in God's name do we know that? 4. What is Melissa's drug and what does she consider breakfast? BONUS: What was our least favourite exhibit at the Metro Toronto Zoo? Why? 040530 ... DammitJanet Okay! Have to answer these quickly because the ma'am is getting mad because i'm interupting her game of hexic! 1. Julia was FITTY!!! "That will be 6 FITTY please!" 2. Well i'm guessing your movie would be the last unicorn because you rented it every single weekend. The one coming in second i'd probably say seven! 3. It's Paddy Toresney or whatever... Paddy is the most important part! And why we know? Is cause the gnome we stole from 1353 Augusti... nevermind, that was his name! Paddy! He was a great drinkin' gnome... Poor Paddy... i wonder where he is! 4. Man, Melissa is just plain ol' scary... "SSEEEX is *my* drug" *attempted bedroom eyes*... you make me wanna RETCH! That is the only time i'll ever feel sorry for Trent... Melissa. And her breakfast of champions? Steak and mashed potatoes... freak. BONUS... this took me a second to think about it! The Canadian section! Because it took a freakin HOUR to walk to it, and then once we got down there, we saw 2 moose and a few ducks, then had to walk UP HILL the entire way back! What kinda crap is that! The questions pour vous will be added tomorra! 040530 ... DammitJanet Alright, alright, a little late, but here we go! 1. Using a simple description, what does a self portrait of me entail? 2. How many trips to the hospital have we taken together since meeting eachother? And why? 3. Here's a several part question... On the most recent camping trip with Amy, what annoyed us the most, how did we leave, and what injury did you obtain while peeing? 4.At Country camping the second time, (for Amy's birthday) we met a boy named Roo, and he told us his most risky place he's had sex. What was it? And for the BONUS: who did we meet up at the burger hut who said his 5 year old was a bitch? 040602 ... belly fire 1. Well, if you're you I would guess your self-portrait would be of you on a toilet. Yes, a toilet. Oh and Mish off to the side. Yes ladies and gentlemen, Kat submitted this little treasure in her Illustration portfolio. 2. This is a tricky question because we've been many times for many reasons. First time I'd say was because I sliced and diced my finger. Second time was due to my ulcer. I remember only because we got in fast and then waited in the smaller waiting room for 4 hours with only our hands and a very small plastic bull to keep us occupied. It was only until we left that we noticed the surveillance camera. The third time must have been because of the broken arm. A fourth time for my ulcer. Fifth was probably your abdominal pains for which we stayed approximately 11 hours I believe. That was my new ER record! The last time was when you had to go in for emergency surgery that never took place. Only 8 days in the hospital...2 of which were in the hallway listening to the crazy lady scream for Susan. Nonstop. So...six times? 3. On our most recent camping trip, what annoyed us most was her friend Steve...and his constant Chewbaka noises. We left because you weren't "feeling well" while everyone was away at the beach. And the injury I sustained while peeing was slicing my ass on a thorn bush that everyone warned me about. 4. Okay, you gave me this one but the answer is ... a church alter! Oh roo, you had lovely hair. And nice boxers! Bonus: We met the "Ambastards of Canada". Can I remember the guys' name? No. But I do remember he was damn scary and he told me a fascinating story about how his 5 year old is quite a "bitch". Lovely. 040603 ... belly fire 1. If there is an intruder in the house, what is my weapon of choice and why? 2. Describe 3 different messages we had on our answering machine (does not include the one where I accidentally pushed record instead of play and it recorded us yelling and laughing). 3. Two part question: What is the funniest episode of Star Trek: TNG; What is the funniest part of the movie Star Trek: First Contact? 4. What did I do when I broke your George Forman grill? BONUS: What did we prove to your mother that cats can, IN FACT, do? 040603 ... DammitJanet First of all, i actually should have worded the one question differently lol. After you answered it i'm like, well yes! That's it cronk! THATS IT. But what i was trying to get you to say was, 3 circles 2 dots and a nose. hehe... Okay, 1. The weapon of choice would have to be Pledge because you can spray it in the eyes of the intruder and while he's writhing in pain on the floor and can't see, you can run away! 2. Oh this one's fun! We had so many! Okay, first one i think of is the embarrassing one that i actually sang! "leave a message, it's easy cause we're not at home. do do do do do doooo AAAAAAAAA!" then there was the one that YOU sang... "yummy yummy yummy i've got food in my tummy and we are not at home. you can leave a message if you really want to and we will call you back!" and the 3rd that i've decided to recount would be your most recent favourite "You have the right to remain silent. Any message you leave will be used against you and i'll be forced to call you back" or something along that line! 3. Oh i loved this one! Now i don't remember what the hell the entire episode was actually about, but what i remember (the funny part!) is jean luke picard, jordy and data went to a ship where everything was frozen in time. As jordy and data were argueing about something, they hear captain picard laughing his ass off. When they turned around, they saw he had drawn a happy face in the steam! Oh we laughed so much! As for first contact, i can't damn well remember! i've been trying and trying to remember the entire movie, but i can't! Now i have to watch it again! 4. Lol, okay well, first of all, when the plastic part flew off and you finally realized what it was, you got rid of the evidence and put it away quickly lol. Then one day, as i was washing the grill, the lid wouldn't stay down and i'm like "huh... this thing isnt staying" and i look over at you and your eyes were so wide and you were about to cry because you felt so bad that you didn't tell me! You're hilarious. I never warmed up buns anyways! It was a useless part! hehe BONUS... i remember this like it was yesturday! We proved to her that cats can FART! Oh man, when Mish had that digestion problem... we kept telling her the cat kept doing loud stanky farts, but no, didn't believe us. Then she came home and was downstairs watching a movie with us and what did she hear from the litter box!? Huge toots! So there! hehe... 040603 ... DammitJanet Your turn! 1. How many presents did i recieve from David for Christmas? And since we know it was over 10, name atleast that many. 2. Who had a fascination with the ice machine when we first got the fridge? 3. The night Bob loudly warned that he was not posting bail, what we were about to go do? And what were all the interesting things that happened that night? 4. Name 3 tshirts that we bought together. Atleast i think there was only 3. Maybe 4. BONUS... Do you remember what i was wearing the very first day i met you? It was something i was extremely embarrassed about because it was the only outfit i didn't pack to bring to university! 040603 ... belly fire 1. You received approximately 27 xmas presents from David, although writing that number now seems a little larger than I remember. Or was it 29? Well I know it was something around that number. Okay, lets' see if I can remember some of them. soaps the shape of snowflakes Mr. Wonderful lip gloss a shark tub stopper a Simpsons beer can chocolate more lip gloss a tarot card set (am I totally making this up?) a book I can't remember the title of and, of course, your perfume set. I remembered 10! I'm scaring myself! 2. Mish had a really annoying obsession with the ice maker when you got the fridge. Stupid cat. He actually had his own stool set up AT the fridge for a while so he could pop out ice and play with it. That is, until your ma'am came home and put a stop to the whole shebang. 3. Okay well the night Bob loudly protested he wasn't posting bail was the night The Hot Chocolate Gang was incepted. You, me and Dana all headed out to "gather" cornstalk leaves from "places". The first funny thing was dressing in all black clothing...including toques. Then gathering the "tools". Then the cop seeing us at the intersection and doing a complete 180 with his head as we drove by! Then not being able to FIND any cornstalk fields. Then finding them and being the loudest cornstalk "gatherers" that ever were. Not to mention the fact that Dana was too scared to help. Then seeing the Northern Lights and Dana stopping the van so fast that I nearly flew through the windsheild. Then stopping at the side of a road and I went to step into the field but dropped into a really deep ditch instead...whereupon I practically dumped my hot chocolate all over me. Oh, and then I farted in the van when we were trying to unload our cargo. Nice one. 4. Okay 3 tshirts. Well obviously we bought the Canada is Hockey tshirts together. Then the Leafs O1-02 season shirts. Um...oh! And the Captain Caveman t-shirts at Wonderland. Is there a 4th one? Yes! Our Sheridan shirts! BONUS: Okay this is the easiest question ever because I totally burned the memory of that day into my brain! You were wearing green stretch pants and a jean shirt overtop! Oh, and you had your hair in one of those big scrunchy things! I should have warned you I was coming...but I thought you looked fine! 040604 ... belly fire This is a neverending monster! I should never have started this! 1. It seems nomatter where we go, we see a burned out Sears sign. What are all the versions we've logged on our journeys? 2. There are two things that have suffered your countless farts. What are they? 3. Why are we secretly afraid of our toys and what do we NEVER do in front of them? 4. What are the two songs my mom used to sing in the morning that used to drive me crazy? BONUS: Why is Spike a sesser? 040604 ... DammitJanet Woo! okay... oh, actually that makes it 5 tshirts we bought together... we also got the elephant painted shirts from African Lion Safari! 1. Okay.. the most common are Slars and Scars, then we've spotted Seals, Sear of course, Ears, and Sla. There are many other burned out signs... like the Prick! 2. Hmm.. well i know one deffinately is the big grey pillow. Is the second one you? lol.. The couch obviously... 3. Well see, we're afraid of our toys because they come alive in the night, and of course we NEVER talk about them when they're in the room, unless it's about out undying devotion to them and how much we love them! 4. lol.. Well she woke you up with SAMANTHA! *BANGBANGBANG* and of course woke Kristi and Troy up a completely different way... "Kristoodalyn, peekaboodalyn!" and "Troy Enders, suspenders!" in a lovely little singsongy toon! BONUS... Well this one's easy. He's a sesser because he sesses but Kristi's a sesser too because she's a sister which is a sesser because Spike sessed. Did everyone follow that!? 040604 ... DammitJanet Hmmm... 1. What was the names of my 2 bunnies? (well, if you can call them "bunnies" as they were larger than cats and most small dogs) 2. What was the name of the grey and white cat we had for a time? (hint: his name got confused with other people) And what was he found doing on the front lawn right after he found out he was going to the vets the next day? One more cat question, the cat that used to live with my grandfather, RiffRaff, where did he frequent and eventually die at? 3. What happens in the middle of the night when i move my room around? 4. Who is the only person that i would become an actor for in order to work with them? (note: it's not John Travolta) And name atleast 6 things we claim that we'd never act out! BONUS: In university, what did Ellen discover on her desk when she finally cleaned her room when you were coming to visit? And what did you warn her about while on the phone that she didn't listen to? 040604 ... belly fire 1. I can only remember the name of one bunny, Degas. I know the other one was along the same lines but cut me some slack, I didn't know you when you had these monstrously huge bunnies! 2. The name of the grey and white cat was Bob...which is weird since your dad's name is Bob. He was found humping another cat the day before he was supposed to get fixed...having his last hurrah. And RiffRaff used to frequent the Pig and Whistle, alas they are both gone now. 3. In the middle of the night after moving your room around, you like to forget that you've moved your room around...followed by severely hurting yourself by launching yourself onto the spot that used to be your bed but is now your desk. 4. Hmm...this is a hard one. I know Ewan McGreggor is one of the favs. As for things we'd never act out: being electrocuted having an orgasm dying any type of fight scene being attacked by a shark or other wild animal being the super gross/ugly/fat person on a slab in a morgue ...of course there are others but it's late. BONUS: Ellen discovered old curdled milk that had been spilled on her desk for many weeks. I warned her not to stick her fingers in the drawer she kept opening and closing and then whammo...she slammed her finger in the drawer. 040604 ... belly fire 1. Whenever I whined "Noooo" to my dad, what did he ask me? 2. What did Angie own that completely sickened you? 3. When I say the word "skeletal" what comes to mind? 4. What is the word we use when we can't think of the word to use? BONUS: What were the names of my brothers' two imaginary friends? 040604 ... DammitJanet Finally i'm answering these! geez, what's my problem (besides not knowing some of the answers!) 1. Well, whenever you whined no, it turned out like "nooooooaaaaaaa!" so naturally, your father always asked "who's noah?" 2. lol oh when i walked into the shower and saw those... the gloves that are made out of washcloth material that you wash yourself with. I don't know why they sicken me, but they do. Put them on and wash. Ew. The thought is just so disturbing. Sure, use a wash cloth, a loufa, your hands, whatever. But gloves? I can't stand to even think about it anymore! Moving on... 3. This one was difficult until the word "grinding" was placed with it. Skeletal immediately becomes Ryan! Ug, boney grinding Ryan! I don't miss that! 4. This one's easy! Hoo! "I need the blue hoo" "put it on the hoo" "give me the hoo, the hoo will be fine" etc, etc... BONUS: now this one confused me but even if you hadn't told me that day, when i went to your house i would have been reminded for sure. (Macro was lost, but Kristi found Connor.) Macro and Connor. 040613 ... DammitJanet again 'tis your turn. Since you brought up my run of men during my 26th year, let's see how much you remember about them... 1. What movie was i forced to sit thru with Mike, who smelled of watermelons, on our first (and ONLY) date? And how long had the lost crab been lost in his room so far (since he never cleaned it?) 2. What cd's did i buy you on the very last day i saw Jesse, and what did i find out that night that was so appauling and was one of the reasons i never saw him again? 3. What did Daniel accidentally do to his dad when they were play fighting, and what did his brother Frank do (that was sick) while Daniel was away for the weekend? What was the reason Daniel never invited me back to his place? 4. There are so many appauling things about David, so i won't ask anything about that soo... what were the things we did on our first official date, and what did he buy me? Also, what was in his apartment that i always wanted to smash? BONUS: What movie is now tainted? 040613 ... belly fire 1. The movie you were forced to sit through with "Watermelon Man Mike" was So I Married an Axe Murderer because that was his "favourite movie too!" 2. Okay cd was the best of Bif Naked...aaand you got me Cyndi Lauper gum! 3. If I remember correctly, Daniel broke one of his fathers' ribs while play fighting. Which makes me shake my head because how hard do you have to be "play fighting" to break your fathers' rib? Oh and his brother had sex in his bed while Daniel was away because it was "clean". (I can't remember what the reason for not having you over was...did it have something to do with family being over and no food in the house?) 4. For your first date with David you went to someplace I can't remember the name but it had elephant in it. The Elephant Pub? Oh something like that. Um...I remember he bought you a mini Pepe, but was that on the first date? I don't knoooooowwwaaaaa! BONUS: Monsters, Inc. Nuff said. 040613 ... belly fire 1. How long, officially, does it take to get to HomeSense? 2. When something scary happens in your house, what/who do we blame it on? 3. What article of clothing do you own that I secretly want possession of? 4. What was the mysterious smell that overtook the basment everytime Carmen and Matilda came over? BONUS: Where did you hide your sex tape?! 040613 ... DammitJanet Okay, to answer question 2 (you got the first part right!) i found out Jesse's *real* last name, he had been lying to me for 2 months because he doens't give his last name to strangers! (then why is he handing it out on his business cards?!) and the reason Daniel never had me over was because since he chewed tobacco, the basement was full of his spit bottles, and he knew how i felt about spit! Now, to answer your questions! 1. Let's see... i think it's 6 minutes. It's *supposed* to take atleast 15, but that's when you take a regular route. We had it down pat... Hampton Health to Spruce, Spruce to Appleby, Appleby to New st (to avoid the traffic light at Hampton and New) Then on to Cumberland, Prospect, turn into the mall and fly thru the parking lot into the alloted space. It sounds like alot, but it's the fastest way possible! 2. Well whenever something scary happens, which tends to be quite often at times, we blame it on Ata, my grandfather. He did die in this house afterall. So we just say hi to him when things go on by themselves or you hear whistles. It also could be Shnabo and Skirba-baba, but mainly it's just Ata saying hi. 3. That would be my pink long sleeved shirt that used to change from pink to orange with heat but no longer works lol. i've had it since i was about oooh... 12? 4. Ah yes, the smell that gave me the instant migraine and would last for days. The one that they always denied, claiming they never sprayed a thing despite the fact that the smell was ALWAYS there every time they were left alone in the basement. Yes, i finally found out what it was. The stupid little leaf air freshner that you stuck to the side of the toilet and sprayed when you did a stinky. We never used it so i never knew what it smelled like. I so threw that out! Damn them... BONUS: Well, i can tell you the old hiding places. In the old room i kept it under my desk unit. Had to take out the bottom drawer and get out a flash light for that one. But i moved it often. Before i told you about it, it was just in a rubbermaid bin on the bottom of my closet with boxes on top, but i had to be more creative when you started looking for it. I also had it in the filing cabinet, taped to the back. Hmm.. where else, where else. In the new room, one of the places was in the big box of beanie babies. That was after i didn't sell any at the garage sale and put them up in my cupboard. As for right now? I'm not telling. :) I really have to just rip it up like a bandaid onna these days. That is not something i want someone to get ahold of lol. Including you! 040613 ... DammitJanet Hmm questions for you... 1. How long did it take Bab to notice when we took something of his? ie, cookies, screwdrivers, pop... 2. What did you point out to Bab in NY that he regretted ever knowing? 3. Who were we talking to when the butterfly came to the window looking for Kristi? 4. How does Bob usually react when Jehovahs' witnesses come to the door? BONUS: What was our first big fight over? 040613 ... belly fire 1. Anytime we took something from Bob (or borrowed as we liked to claim!) he would notice inside of an hour. Sometimes within 15 minutes. It was always scary because we'd never touch his tiny screwdriver set but the minute we had to borrow it no more than 15 minutes later he was downstairs yelling, "Where's my tiny screwdriver set?!" Honestly, does the man do a physical inventory every day?! 2. I have no idea...except that we pointed out the Cellino and Barnes billboard. What was it?! 3. You were talking to Jason from your mom's work on the phone about the stupid computer...and then you decided to email him the story of the butterfly. Something tells me THAT'S why he never came over to fix the computer. 4. Well, in general, Bob usually has violent eruptions when people to his door trying to sell him anything except cookies. Selling Religion? Don't even try it. BONUS: From what I remember, our first big fight was over food. And after two days of not talking we decided to go rent movies and yell at each other on the way there, lol. 040614 ... belly fire 1. Name three people who will NEVER be taken on the St. Patty's Day barcrawl ever again. (not including us, heh) 2. By our logic, what is the "magical age"? 3. Name 3 really stupid things we've done due to copious amounts of alcohol. Yes, only 3. 4. What kept happening to Bob's supata? BONUS: You have many songs that you have changed the words to...what is the song that me and my sister sing that we changed the words to? 040614 ... DammitJanet lol, to answer what you pointed out to Bob, it would be that the traffic lights looked like male genetalia! and he kept seeing the dangly balls every time! 1. Oh yes... first and foremost MELISSA. I could go on and on why she's not invited. Most annoying person in the world. Made out with little Bateman! Hello!? You don't make out with guys i've made out with! And "Sex is myyyy drug!" PLEASE! Making fun of my house!? Saying "i was wondering when someone around here was going to mention something about FOOD!" and then orders a steak for breakfast?! Never again! Okay, the other people would be Ryan for one and the third... I'm wondering if you're talking about Amy becuase she kept crying, but she was fun before we ended up in the hospital... Bateman because he lost our gnome? Little Bateman because he's an idiot? The married guy and his old cousin who said my boobs were warm? 2. I'm thinking this is 21 because i'm technically still 21 if you think about it. 3. Only 3... now that's what makes it difficult. Huh... Well, the first st. pattys day we ended up in the hospital and the second one we were both making out with the same married guy... Okay i know one, the time you Amy and i got in the van with the 2 strange guys for a ride home.. no wait, it deffinately was the one new years where you me and Ljub got in a strangers car who high pitched hoo laughed and wasn't a real cabby "the twenty will be fine". Now i've already named 4 but they're both related to eachother. So really i've only named 2. Okay, when i ran you around in a shopping cart then puked under the yellow bush on the way home. 4. lol oh Bob's supata... the dog across the way kept jumping over the fence, stealing them, and jumping back over! BONUS: now this one i thought i wouldn't remember but then it popped in my head and i started laughing "man on the moon" is "spike on the moon" is that it? 040614 ... DammitJanet 1. What was it that you saw in my dorm room that continually made you laugh? 2. What do our watches do when we're not looking? 3. When was our first picture taken together? 4. What did we call the grocery store in the hallway near the greasy at university? BONUS: What were the nicknames of Nikki Rae (who slept with Hugo all the time), Mike Anderson (Preetam's roommate), and Kevin (the one beside me who always wore the bathrobe)? 040614 ... belly fire 1. Hm...the thing in your dorm room that made me laugh? Um, your countless Travolta pictures? (The one where the gun was pointing where you slept?)The random calendar pictures that decorated your walls? How incredibly high you and Hilary made your beds thanks to many milk crates? 2. Our watches are in the habit of kissing on the bathroom counter when we're not looking. 3. Our first picture taken together was at like 6 in the morning in your rez! 4. The name of the grocery store in your rez building was the Ci pi Ca or the This and That. Is that right? BONUS: Okay Nikki Rae is Retard, I think Mike was Zippy (or was that John's roommate?) and Kevin was Chips? Cuz I remember a Chips that always was wearing pyjamas and a bathrobe. God, did he ever eat! 040615 ... belly fire 1. What is our favourite place to eat breakfast and what do we always order? 2. What is my most precious possession? 3. What does my brother say that always makes me feel like shit? 4. How do you know that Kristina is nearby? BONUS: Name 3 times when we have agreed to "never speak of it again". 040615 ... DammitJanet 1. This is too easy, because it's Russel Williams! I love this place.. It's the best breakfast place around and we have a tendancy of going there with a big group of people shoved into the large booths and have a great time. (with the exception of the time with Melissa.. a steak! I hope i never see her again). So what do we always order? And the thing i haven't had in forever because no one will share it with me!? hehe.. The Russel Williams special for 8.95! 2 pancakes, 2 eggs, 2 pieces of bacon, 2 pieces of ham, 4 sausages, 2 pieces of toast and a huge serving of home fries! (who can eat this on their own!? Well, maybe Trevor...) And they split it for us. Of course it's the best with a vanilla milkshake! 2. Your most precious possession would probably have to be Sara. Your favourite doll that you've had since forever and you keep making new outfits for her. Oh, and she has a dirty mouth from eating chicken i believe :) 3. Aww, he has such a way of doing this! "I was only trying to make you laugh, Samantha" with that pouty face and sad voice. Troy with his endless Simpsons quotes. It's so hard to get mad at him! 4. This one i am STILL confused about. I know i know it, and it's probably really easy, but i can't think of it. Her endless singing of radio commercials? Her complaining about her sad life where she has no boyfriend and no money, yet she cheated on her boyfriend with his best friend and keeps having endless trips to Cuba?? You'll have to clarify this one... BONUS: I know there's probably more than 3 hehe, but i know 2 happened in the same day. The day we were heading up to Country Camping and we went up that dirt road with the "Use at your own Risk" sign and we were going further and further into the bush and the road was getting muddier and you could tell the only vehicles that went on this road was tractors. And the people that owned the land were staring at us strangely when we passed them and shot up it. Ya, we were quite lost. So that was one time. Then the same day we started up the tiny bbq and the propane tank caught on fire. You saved the day and blew it out while Amy and i took off running. That was such a crazy weekend. You digging in your puke mixed with mud! But hmm... what would be the third... we have quite a few instances that are "and we shall never speak of this again" but they come up anyways hehe. 040617 ... DammitJanet 1. What two articles of clothing did it take me years to finally throw out? 2. What did i grab before running down the hall at full speed in university? 3. How many times were the kitchen windows broken on our floor, who broke them, and how did they break? (and what else was broken in the kitchen, then duct taped?) 4. What 3 things happened every time Hugo cooked chicken? BONUS: Name all the things i drank January 17th during our floor party. Oh, and i couldn't help one more... What does "Wall of cock" mean, and when does it appear? 040617 ... belly fire 1. Your Georgetown Bulldogs sweater and your striped rugby shirt! People, when you can fit your HEAD through the rip in the armpit, it's time to let it go. 2. Since you weren't wearing anything from the waist down, you grabbed your overalls and then a pillow...(just in case you wanted to sleep in class?) 3. I can't remember how many times the windows were broken but generally anytime anything was broken it involved Hugo or John...or both. The "kitchen table" was also severely broken and the duct taped, and so was the light fixture. Oh, the poor kitchen. 4. Well I remember you telling me that everytime Hugo cooked chicken he would burn it and then the fire alarm went off. So there were lots of evacuations thanks to his late night cook offs. What would the second and third things be? BONUS: Wall of Cock is usually reserved for any poor sucker who had to shovel the snow at the front stairs to the rez. All the guys would line up at the 4th floor kitchen windows and drop their pants...thus creating a "wall of cock". (Classy) Jan. 17 1998, 6-9pm 4 glasses of Tang/Vodka 4 glasses of beer 1 glass gin/sprite 1 glass champagne 4 shots of apple/peach shnapps 1 glass rye/ginger 2 glasses Long Island Ice Tea 2 shots whiskey 2 shots Baileys' Followed by 3 days of alcohol poisoning recovery. (Class all the way, folks!) 040618 ... belly fire 1. Every single night, for 5 years, what did I pick up off the floor? 2. What is our favourite night of the year? 3. What is my mom's favourite episode of the Simpsons and why? 4. What is the name of the table that holds the answering machine and phone? BONUS: What thing NEVER fails to make me laugh? 040618 ... DammitJanet okay, even though we're both running out of questions (i wonder how many blatherers out there are happy about that?! hehe) i'm going to attempt to answer these, and think of some more... 1. You picked up alot after me hehe, but the one thing you picked up every night without fail, was my socks! 2. Our favourite night of the year has to be Halloween. Atleast i think that's the answer lol. 3. I know *my* mom's favourite episode the one where Marge kicks out Homer and when he asked where he's going to sleep, she answers "You can sleep in the filth you created!" That's actually the only episode my mom's ever watched. She really hates the Simpsons. 4. That would be the Talk Show Host table hehe. I love that thing. Holds everything we need out of sight. BONUS: well there are a few things, but the thing that makes you laugh the most would be when you, Kristi and your ma'am were delivering papers in the winter. You almost slipped on the ice coming out of the house and hopped in the van. Then Kristi came out, slipped in the ice, got up and rubbed her back and got in the van. You were already laughing your ass off. Then your mom comes out, notices all the messed up snow where Kristi fell but proceeds to keep walking. Her feet fly up above her head as she falls right on her ass. Your mom and Kristi call you evil to this day since all you could do was hiccup laugh! 040701 ... DammitJanet Alright i've had a night to think about it, and this is the best i could do... 1. What were the 3 things we laughed/joked about the entire way to visit my mom in New York? (and when we got there, who did we see at the bowling tournament on tv?) 2. What substance is often found staining the boob (and only the boob) portion of our tshirts? 3. When you joined us for our first family bbq in guelph, what were the major food differences from the bbq's you normally attend? 4. 8 years ago, whenever you sent me an email, there were 2 main things i noticed off about them. Finally you realized what kept happening, and explained that Troy was the cause of both of them. What were those 2 things? 040702 ... belly fire 1. First, we remembered that we had completely forgotten to return a movie (Brokendown Palace!) and we were laughing because it was in the box that looked like a suitcase and that would be a little hard to explain to Ljub if we didn't want to pay a $25 late charge. Ultimately, we paid the charge. "Uh, yeah Ljub? Um can you return a movie for me? Yeah it's Brokendown Palace. It's in my bedroom...in a shoebox...well, it's a shoebox that looks like a suitcase...?" The second thing was the Cellino and Barnes billboard where their heads were completely ripped off. And the other was the whole episode where everything looked like it was going to fly out of the back of the truck because only your shoes were holding everything down. "I'm not pulling oveeeerrr!" As for who was guest starring at a Bowling Tournament - Drew Carey! 2. 99% of the time what is staining the boob (and only the boob) portion of our tshirts is paint. 3. First of all, I don't know what you people call a BBQ, but it wasn't any kind of BBQ I had been to. There was grilled salmon, green "donkey dinks" (yum), and many strange bean and cucumber salads. I came to love your family dinners! 4. Mainly it was the appearance of the number 3 because the main enter key was broken thanks to Troy spilling juice all over the keyboard and I had to use the other small enter (next to the 3, walla). The other thing was that Troy had somehow attached 2k worth of garbled text as a signature in my email program. I kept wondering why every email appeared so much larger than what I had sent! 040705 ... belly fire 1. What thing can't Anja say that we (mostly me) tormented her about? 2. Whose frame did we "borrow" for the Fred Durst drawing and what did we do with the print that came with the frame? 3. At the peak of our technological frustrations, how many remotes did we have downstairs? 4. What do I picture every time I go down the stairs at your house that makes me hysterically laugh and nearly trip? 040705 ... belly fire a year or so too late 1. At a dinner party one night, Anja was offering us her "Party Pool Lights", however since she has a dutch accent it came out as "Potty Poo Lights". Unfortunately, she didn't find it as amusing as I did. 2. Officially the frame didn't belong to gross Monty since he had long abandoned it but, yes, he had bought it at some point. To my recollection, we hid the print in the back of a closet until someone threw it out. Sorry Monty. 3. I believe the answer is 5. (I pity the fool who steals our tv!) 4. I picture Homer rolling down the stairs like a boulder. I usually do this when I have my arms full of groceries or something equally as dangerous. 051110 ... . . 080303 what's it to you? who go blather from