hiccup
raze
they
say
you
should
try
drinking
water
in
a
way
that's
almost
impossible
.
scare
yourself
.
or
get
someone
else
to
scare
you
.
glue
your
knees
to
your
chest
and
lean
forward
.
swallow
vinegar
or
granulated
sugar
.
bite
into
a
lemon
.
the
only
thing
that
ever
did
me
any
good
was
holding
my
breath
and
swallowing
three
times
.
it's
harder
than
you'd
think
.
by
the
time
i
managed
to
pull
it
off
,
the
jackhammer
in
my
abdomen
had
taken
its
leave
,
and
i
was
alone
with
the
rhythm
of
my
muted
gasps
and
exhalations,
undisturbed
by
the
spasms
a
sudden
surfeit
of
oxygen
brought
on
.
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...
kerry
i
find
hiccups
terrifying.
the
way
you
describe
it
--a
jackhammer
--really resonates.
when
i
was
a
kid
i
would
get
hiccups
all
the
time
and
i
read
in
the
guinness
book
of
world
records
(
a
sacred
text
to
so
many
middle
-schoolers!)
about
a
man
who
had
hiccups
for
68
years
. 68
years
! nonstop!
a
spoonful
of
peanut
butter
usually
does
the
trick
for
me
.
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...
nr
i'm
a
fan
of
plugging
my
ears
and
drinking
water
(
things_i_never_thought_i_would_say
)
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from