naked_pics_of_me god will_oldham 020917 ... misstree dear Lord, let none of these ever be found. i know, God, it's a tall request, but they were all in good fun, neh? i mean, there was the time with the digital camera and the boyfriend and the boredom, and there was the naked pool (didn't do a very good job of keeping those in the private collection, didja?), and there was the first time i partied with the pirates and they busted in on me and him, and there was the pic that i got talked into at the private party at tricou house... the billions of boobie pics are fine, even you would have trouble keeping those under wraps, but just please, Lord, this one favor, keep the real nekkid pics out of general circulation? thanks, God. and great job on garlic, it's a masterpiece. 031106 ... stork daddy i demand you hand them over for analysis 031106 ... misstree i don't own or have copies of *any* of them. no boobies for you. 031106 ... stork daddy i'm sorry maam, these are state evidence now...if you don't comply i do have a warrant to search you. if you have pictures of these boobies, you'd better place them in my hands. the pictures that is. 031106 ... Freak see: pictures_of_blatherites_now or just go to http://ca.photos.yahoo.com/rehtalb I have one on there! 031106 ... misstree no electronic boobies neither. i swear i'm clean, orificer. i see 'em all the time, and most everyone i know has seen them in person quite a bit. bribe me properly and i'll take a boobie pic especially for you. don't bribe me, and i'll tell your superiors that you failed to harass a boobie shot out of a suspect, and there'll be hell to pay. you will forever be known as the boobless one, and proabably lose your position on the Nudity Enforcement Task Unit. bidding starts at midget_stumping_porn. 031106 ... oE "orficer"..heh heh i get jokes.. 031106 ... stork daddy i'll see your midget stumping porn and raise you a cock ring forged in the fires of mordor. yes, the one to rule them all. 031106 ... stork daddy by the way, freak, you did a beautiful thing. it's people like you who keep this world proper. 031106 ... cupcake um, what's a cock ring? is that, like, something you put around your thingy, or is it a kind of piercing or what??? i don't wnat to be nosey but i'm just kinda sheltered soemtimes, my friends and i really don't talk about stuff like that! i guess we're dorks, huh? 031106 ... stork daddy actually it's a ring made out of cocks. nah...from my limited sex toy knowledge i can tell you that it's a ring people put around the aforementioned thingy to delay gratification and increase pleasure. they vibrate sometimes. 031107 ... Lemon_Soda *banging head against desk* ...i can't ....breath...*ROTFL* 031107 ... misstree holy crap! i'd never heard of vibrating cockrings... i want one... i'm assuming that the vibration would travel... if not, it would just be fun to watch the boi twitch... and a free piece of advice... never ever try to use a napkin ring as a cockring... people will end up calling you zipperdick because of the removal stitches... okay, i'll see your One ring and raise you a perki little cheerleader, complete with pompoms, all trussed up and loving it... maybe with some chocolate sauce and a cattle prod on the side... 031107 ... misstree this is no laughing matter, soda. cockrings can be very dangerous if improperly applied. and just imagine the power of the wielder of the One cockring. and the corruption... 031107 ... stork daddy don't you already have enough chocolate doused cheerleaders to torture with your cattle prod? 031107 ... misstree the last one just gnawed off her own arm to try to escape, but died of blood loss instead... once she starts rotting too bad, i'm going to need a new plaything... i mean, if you have any spare girl scouts, those work even better, for a few of those ya might even get a close-up... mmmm... girl scout cookies made with real girl scouts.... 031107 ... Freak thanks stork daddy, i try my best 031107 ... cupcake omg! *g* okay now i guess i kinda knowwhat it is but how does it delay gratification and increase plesure or whatever? i'm sorry i'm asking so much but if i asked anyone else theyd either laugh at me or they wouldn't know! and misstree thats not very nice i'm a cheerleader and you shouldnt make fun of them b/c were really athletic and even tho some of us are mean most cheerleaders just do it b/c it's sooooo fun! and you get to meet people and go to games at different schools too! 031110 ... x HAH. thanks for giving a sick girl a laugh, cupcake, even if it was only on the inside. i love blather. 031110 ... x oh and on the topic of naked pics, i would but last time i got yelled at for foisting my fat ass upon everyone. 031110 ... stork daddy are you kidding? that picture's currently my computer's desktop image. 031110 ... oldephebe i've found that if you have a penis of considerable girth..the c-ring increases your already magnigicent tumescence/hardness of up to 24% thereby increasing you and your mates experience..so go gently gents..though you do wind up swelling beyond the condoms capacity sometimes..wow can't believe i put that here.. ... 031110 ... that guy waaaay over there yeah, whoever said you have a fat ass has an anorexic concept of reality. the only criticism i could make of your ass when i saw that pic is that the upper half of it is bigger than the bottom half and makes it look narrow where it should be full and full where it should start out narrow but all the same, it's still a damn fine ass, if i may say so 031110 ... x i wouldn't say it's one of my stronger features, but it's part of me and i'm just fine with it. 031110 ... . meep meep 040218 ... misstree ohmigawd for once, i finally got copies from the random goth night distraction and i'm damn impressed with both myself and the boy behind the camera. three cheers for boobies. 050912 ... unhinged naked_pictures 050913 what's it to you? who go blather from