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Thyartshallshant Anyone. Any girl, woman, or female-like animal. 010120
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chanaka hmmmmmmmm..........i'll leave that up to YOU
(i need to do someone)
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silentbob heather graham
natasha leyonne
tara reid
christina ricci
fionna apple
ani difranco
liz phair
about every girl i know
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god the short girl with the dark hair.
i should've talked to her. now it's too late

it's also too late to fall in love with sharon tate.
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lost poor thy still a virgin in a non-virgin world. save yourself for kels cuz if you cheat on her i'll have to kick your ass. you already fucked up by kissing another chick. 010607
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ClairE Many girls.

And boys, now that I think about it.

It's okay. I've got a guy that eclipses all of them. Just like the sun.
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ClairE Actually, he's sort of why I can't do them. He had better eclipse them in sheer sexiness. 020107
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Whorny Any 18-24 year old fun, sweet hearted, understanding male. Where the F*ck are they? 020107
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Jenna ^Bobby is the only one, Whorny. And he's all the way out in Iowa. 020107
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unhinged my bach_goddess

*drool*
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Miffey hmm - N/A
cocky?
maybe.
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yoink weebles wobble but they don't fall down 020109
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j_blue not quite do

just date

right now, my body doesnt say sex

it says dinner

and wine

and conversation

and kissing

and hugging

malfunction

he's shorter than me

hard to do

he reminds me of me

i've wondered what that would be like

wonder about compatibility

we have slightly different histories
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ClairE Jon, but he is not here.

Not like this is a big surprise or anything...
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CheapVodka aside from Angelina Jolie and Chino Moreno...no one


'cept there is that silentbob guy...heh
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jane well...i know who i want to do, but i don't know about this whole can't thing 030124
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ClairE I can't believe I am not over you yet. 031015
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O_A I want to pull you to me and drag you down into this swirling pool of want. I want to force you to say my name with a whisper of passion and desire. I want it to be right and I want you to feel the heat deep inside you. I want you, in my dreams, and when I wake and there is nothing I can do to force you from my head. I want you and there is nothing I can do to make it right. 031015
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who i am doesnt matter anymore that kiss welcomed the end of us. it was probably "fate". 031019
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Freak i want a shy boy that I can corrupt 031020
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stork daddy look at me...look at me...i'm demurely looking away i swear! 031020
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Death of a Rose (knocks on door, then runs like hell for the bushes over there)

oh shit.....stork daddy is over there being demure...

guess I'll slink back to underground.
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Freak do i see what i think i see?! Shy boy's waiting to be corrupted??!?!?! 031021
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nomatter the_hottest_men_alive

Taryn Manning
Halle Berry
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Death of a Rose (puts large pail over stork daddys' head)


don't mind him.....oh...wait....i'm already corrupted....but i'm still shy....will that work?
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Freak i dont know...i guess we'll have to find out. 031023
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Zoe hmmm... probably the guy i first fucked... he was good, and sweet, then maybe some really hot guy, or maybe a guy who was shy... i know, a virgin... i've never fucked a virgin.. i think it would be cute... he wouldn't know what to do. :) 031023
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Death of a Rose corrupted shy boy here, I've laid the crumbs, come into the forest, little outcast 031026
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ick boys ...

more like one old man
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Doar ick.....get yourself outta the gutter.

not old, middle aged and definitely not cruising underaged jailbait.

(waiting for ick to reappear so I can smuck them upside the head for being an coward.....hmm....slow the breathing down)

But then again, think what you want, you will anyway.
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jane three thousand miles
three thousand miles
i'm going to go to meetings
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doubleick who_i_want_to___do___but_can_t.html

Oh yes not cruising. Most certainly of decent intentions.
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Freak hmmm i wonder what this trail of crumbs is for? i think ill follow it into the forrest... 031026
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Death of a Rose freak....don't go into the forest....there is an old pervert in there who has no morals or good intentions.....according to the doubleick twins

you can go to

somebody_has_probably_already_done_this_before and add something to keep the page going although it will be quite a lengthy read, because after oldephebe, dafremen, and I have gotten through with it will take time to sift.
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whome me ex :( 031106
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celestias shadow um, um, um, *thinks* FUCK! I don't know! I guess that one guy...and then the other guy the other time. *laughs* nah, I'm just kidding. Nobody, really. Except maybe that lovely British guy I met in Bermuda. That was at least 10 years older than me, if not more. But he doesn't need to know that. :) 031112
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no reason thinks FUCK, huh?

well, i guess that's the way to think on this page. ;)
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