mallrats_convo blah blah blah How 'bout these ? Very sexy. That sounds convincing. I'm preoccupied. T.S., She told you. She's doing it as a favor to her father. Regardless-- it's not like she'll fuck the guy on public access. She might as well. You're overreacting again. You know, that's why your relationships fail. It's certainly why ours did. You got bent out of shape the same way over that costume party in high school. You fucked rick deras on a pool table with everyone watching. It was a costume party, T.S. No one could tell it was me. Besides, who else but you remembers shit like that ? I would've been a sexy chick. Brodie, you remember that costume party ? Might that have been the one where you banged rick deras on the pool table ? Nobody remembers that ? How is it that you recall the most trivial events ? I'll never forget it; how many chances do you get to see smokey fuck the bandit ? Didn't I look just like burt reynolds ? [ Both ] except for the moustache. They have a whole room you're supposed to do that in. Well, some pervert wanted to see me naked so badly, he busted in on me twice. This saves some of the effort. Oh. Oh ! How much longer we gonna be in this chick store ? I'm startin' to get a mean hard-on. Brodie, tell me about the rene breakup. I threw her away like a parking ticket. Ha ! Don't front, brodie. I talked to rene's cousin this morning. It was vice versa. They certainly aren't acting broken up. Ask him about the elevator. Tell me about the elevator. It goes up and down. [ Rene seems so coarse anyway. What was it like to date her ? Ever slept with somebody ? - Uh, yeah. - No, I mean really slept With somebody. Beside them, not just fucked them on a gaming table. - We slept together one time - That was you ? Yes, brodie, I have slept beside many people. You know how when someone lays with their back to you... And you lay behind them really close and you throw one arm over them ? It's called spooning. Yeah, but you gotta put the other arm somewhere. You can either lay on it or shove it between your bodies. The only other option is to stretch it above your head. But sometimes my arm pops out of socket when I'm sleeping like that. So I was constantly searching for someplace to keep my arm while still laying close to her. And ? What do you mean, "and ?" That's like a metaphor for our whole relationship. I'm all out. I'll meet you at the food court. I know exactly how he feels. Excuse me. 010108 ... silentbob "Suitor number three. if we went on a date, where would we go" First i'd start off by taking you shopping to the stores you wanna shop in. then we'd have lunch probably at the cheese house. Later, we'd take in an opera. Probably Deflader Maus, then we'd drive out to the beach, pop on the radio, and we could slow dance til the sun came up" Jesus CHRIST man! You look like the kind of guy taht would BEG for sex! and i should know...we can smell our own. 010109 ... sometimes is never good enough Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator! Brodie: Cookie stand's not part of the food court. Quint: Sure it is. Brodie: The food court is downstairs the cookie stand is upstairs it's not like we're talking quantum physics here! Quint: The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court. Brodie: Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Brodie: There is something out there that can help us ease our simultanious double loss Quint: What? Ritual suicide? Brodie: No, you idiot, the fucking mall Quint: I prefer ritual suicide Brodie: Oh come on man it'll be great they have these new cookies at the cookie stand you have to try 'em they're awesome Fanboy: Tell him, Steve-Dave! Brodie:you fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!? 030510 what's it to you? who go blather from