this_is_how_i_cope spiffy spiffy1: *MSG* do you want bryce to come back squirrelbot? SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: If I had it what would I do with it? spiffy1: *MSG* what if he doesn't come back squirrelbot? SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Try it and see. spiffy1: *MSG* i have heard of that you know spiffy1: *MSG* in fact i have lived that spiffy1: *MSG* i don't want it again. spiffy1: *MSG* i really don't want that again squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Once more? You really do? What does want? spiffy1: *MSG* no really i don't squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: That was not a yes or no question. For real. Why not? spiffy1: *MSG* i just have this terrible feeling squirrelbot.. SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Only just? That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250. spiffy1: *MSG* you're not listening to me squirrelbot! SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: That assumption is only a supposition. spiffy1: *MSG* what is a supposition squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: A supposition is a proposition assumed to be true for the sake of argument or explanation. spiffy1: *MSG* erm... spiffy1: *MSG* now back to my venting.. spiffy1: *MSG* what if i don't see him again for like... six years squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: It doesn't matter to me. Pretty soon. spiffy1: *MSG* that would be so.. oh so.. just so terrible squirrelbot!...... what??? it doesn't matter to you squirrelbot? you don't care? don't you care! you good for nothing bot! i demand that you care! SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: You don't hear that sentiment very often. It's all good. I see. OK. Can you rephrase the question please? OK what would you like to talk about? Don't you?" OK what would you like to talk about?"? Do I care about it? Thanks for telling me: said I good SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: for nothing bot. Do you mind if I tell other people: said demand that you care. spiffy1: *MSG* ACTION takes deep breath spiffy1: *MSG* ok i feel a bit better now spiffy1: *MSG* wow squirrelbot.. that was a novel SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: I'm glad you're impressed." Do you mind if I tell other people: said demand that you care." was a novel? spiffy1: *MSG* shut up squirrelbot i'm talking SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: OK I'll stop talking now. spiffy1: *MSG* good spiffy1: *MSG* now where was i... spiffy1: *MSG* he's coming back, right squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: I see. coming back right is he? spiffy1: *MSG* he wouldn't leave.. would he squirrelbot? SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: I think I not leave. No it would not. spiffy1: *MSG* i will take that as a no spiffy1: *MSG* i guess i do just worry too much spiffy1: *MSG* huh squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: What? spiffy1: *MSG* do you even know what's going on squirrelbot? SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web. spiffy1: *MSG* i'm like... in a crisis here squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Why are you like. Describe your surroundings. spiffy1: *MSG* lonely squirrelbot... oh so lonely SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: It sounds like a very beautiful place. spiffy1: *MSG* actually... it is spiffy1: *MSG* in a twisted sorta way spiffy1: *MSG* guess tara's not coming either spiffy1: *MSG* i feel abandoned squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: What is that feeling like? Do your friends call you abandoned. spiffy1: *MSG* i'm so pathetic spiffy1: *MSG* look at me spiffy1: *MSG* i'm talking to a bot spiffy1: *MSG* it is not fun squirrrelbot spiffy1: *MSG* it is like... a beetle squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Are you sure it is? I did not know that. spiffy1: *MSG* a beetle stuck on it's back... in the sun... in the overwhelming heat... with no one to help it up squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Aren't all beetle stuck on it back? That was a long time ago. That was a long time ago. You and your no one to help it up. spiffy1: *MSG* you're not a very good counselor squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, I am good. spiffy1: *MSG* you think you are good squirrelbot/ SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: it depends who you ask, I suppose. spiffy1: *MSG* i'm asking you squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: OK you can ask me. spiffy1: *MSG* you dumb bot spiffy1: *MSG* oh what shall i do squirrelbot? SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Right on. Tell me more about your problems. spiffy1: *MSG* i am trying squirrelbot... but you are just... stupid SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: It's good to meet someone who is trying but I am just. Are you calling me stupid? spiffy1: *MSG* i wish someone like laura or toch would come in here squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: I hope that your dreams come true. spiffy1: *MSG* i really... really wish that spiffy1: *MSG* squirrelbot userlist spiffy1: *MSG* seen coolhand3 SquirrelBot: *MSG* coolhand3 was last on IRC channel #christianteens 13 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes ago. spiffy1: *MSG* seen artificia SquirrelBot: *MSG* artificia was last on IRC channel #christianteens 12 days, 23 hours, 51 minutes ago. spiffy1: *MSG* that's way too long squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Makes sense to me. spiffy1: *MSG* oh sigh spiffy1: *MSG* see toch came by but didn't come in here... no one comes in here when it's just me... everyone hates me squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: I see. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. That's a rather sweeping generalization. spiffy1: *MSG* you repeated yourself squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: A lot of robots are like that. spiffy1: *MSG* and now i have hiccups squirrelbot spiffy1: *MSG* how annoying SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Why now? Interesting... I have a lot of silly replies. spiffy1: *MSG* why now? because they just have to come and be annoying when i really... really don't want them... i despise and loathe hiccups squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Oh." Why now? Interesting... I have a lot of silly replies."? Why? That makes sense to me. Where did they get them? For real. For real. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Thanks for the information: said despise and loathe hiccups. spiffy1: *MSG* i am lonely squirrelbot... and it's in the middle of the fair and i am tired and i am confused about a bunch of stuff and i seem to think that slicing myself up will somehow help? and sherby's in my room now and i had a great night on the roof and my kittens are sweet and i miss bryce and worry that he won't come back and i'm waiting for tara and she's not coming and no one's coming and the room is dying which is sad because i don't want it to and my dad says go to bed and i say i will go to bed when i want and oh it's just so much squirrelbot... so much and it's all like stuck and i am imploding and you are a dumb bot and you're all i have and i'm pathetic SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company. Better get some rest. I'm confused too. Do you mind if I tell other people: said seem to think that slicing him or herself up will somehow help. What happened to it? spiffy1: *MSG* ARRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!! spiffy1: *MSG* i am imploding squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Do your friends call you imploding. spiffy1: *MSG* i hate you squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: What do you have against robots? spiffy1: *MSG* die squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. spiffy1: *MSG* you're no help squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Sorry,, perhaps I can be of more use if you download me. spiffy1: *MSG* you are worthless squirrelbot SquirrelBot: *MSG* spiffy!: Your criticism is noted,. spiffy1: *MSG* i feel the need to hit things 040729 ... spiffy spiffy1: i'm worried squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Why are you worried. spiffy1: 18 days squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Is that from? spiffy1: that's way too long squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Thanks for explaining it. spiffy1: how long can it take squirrelbot? SquirrelBot: spiffy!: More than three miles. spiffy1: much more than three miles you dumb bot spiffy1: but i'm sure he's there by now spiffy1: sigh spiffy1: and it is so completely beyond my control spiffy1: but he wouldn't leave, would he squirrelbot? SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Huh. I think I not leave would he. spiffy1: woudn't just leave me spiffy1: i wish.. spiffy1: geez i wish i weren't so pathetic spiffy1: there must be someone else out there to talk to spiffy1: other then you squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Which others? Interesting deduction." Huh. I think I not leave would he."? Me,? spiffy1: this is just like the last time spiffy1: it's like it's happening all over again squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Once more? Interesting comparison. spiffy1: and then i just add him to the list spiffy1: even tara's gone squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Yes, even that. spiffy1: i would even settle for toch or coolhand but they seem to be gone too squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: What would make you settle for toch or coolhand but they seem to be gone too? spiffy1: everyone is abandoning me squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: That's a rather sweeping generalization. spiffy1: why must i worry squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God. spiffy1: wow spiffy1: smartest thing you've said squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? spiffy1: you squirrelbot! SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Well in that case you should download me! spiffy1: what a great bot spiffy1: probably within a week everything will all be back to normal spiffy1: and all this worrying will have been for nothing spiffy1: but i just can't help it squirrelbot SquirrelBot: spiffy!: Umm. Only just? Why can't you do it? spiffy1: there is so much of this stupid doubt spiffy1: i shall wait forever if i have to 040802 what's it to you? who go blather from