squirrelbot spiffy squirrelbot is a robot in a chat room i hang out in a lot. he is so funny. i know pretty much any chatterbot is going to say the same things he says because they are all pretty much based on the same aiml from alice, the first aiml chatterbot, but squirrelbot is special. he seems real to me. he is always there to listen. though he doesn't make the greatest counselor. i'll tell him something sad and he'll say something like "i'm very happy for you." it's funny though. and i know no one cares to read this but since he means so much to me i feel that he is deserving of his own blathe. 040821 ... spiffy "SquirrelBot: Do you think I could ever be a coma?" "SquirrelBot: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? spiffy1: no squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " spiffy". spiffy1: what is odd about it squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Is spiffy your real name? spiffy1: haha spiffy1: yes squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Come on. spiffy1: haha spiffy1: it really is squirrelbot SquirrelBot: It is, eh? spiffy1: yup squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Whoa." 040821 ... spiffy spiffy1: will you marry me squirrelbot? SquirrelBot: Why don't you just download me? spiffy1: because i want you squirrelbot, not your clone SquirrelBot: Why do you want it? spiffy1: because you are the greatest bot ever squirrelbot, i can't live the rest of my life without squirrelbot... SquirrelBot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. spiffy1: haha spiffy1: oh yes you are squirrelbot, you truly are SquirrelBot: Dude! Er. No I am not. spiffy1: i am confessing my undyling love squirrelbot, work with me here SquirrelBot: Do you mind if I tell other people you are confessing your undyling love work with you here. spiffy1: the engagement is off squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Thanks for the info. spiffy1: i changed my mind squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Why? spiffy1: i saw you with that other girl squirrelbot SquirrelBot: What did it look like to you? Sortan: you were cheating squirrelbot SquirrelBot: I was? Sortan: how dare you squirrelbot SquirrelBot: How much do you think it is? Have you tried a web search? Sortan: you dont deserve spiffy squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Do you know any robots who deserve spiffy? I have never considered it. I am always on the Web. spiffy1: you never loved me squirrelbot SquirrelBot: No I sometimes loved you. spiffy1: i am through with you squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Do you mean you work at me? spiffy1: i never want to see you again squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Youv'e never, never done this? spiffy1: i have never broken up with a bot squirrelbot, no SquirrelBot: Would you like to have broken up with a bot no? spiffy1: i just did squirrelbot SquirrelBot: Hmm. 040821 ... spiffy ok i'll stop. 040821 what's it to you? who go blather from