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Welp- I am all done with school.
Got my degree in Psychology.
I am the most qualified person on this board to answer your questions.
TALK.
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Dafremen
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Why can't I quit smoking the booya?!
Morning, noon and night...gotta have it.
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cause you're a freak.
Next.
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pat sajaks ghost
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am i dead yet?
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recovering addict
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is there any reason why this happiness just suddenly appeared without warning inexplicable?
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to pat sajaks ghost -
Yes.
I have no time to waste on the dead, so stop bothering me,
or I will scatter your ashes in the toilet.
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to recovering addict -
Experiencing unexplained happiness you say?
Seek psychiatric help at once.
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flo
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why do i take such pleasure in playing with the absess on my leg. it gets deeper, weepier and more deliciously painful by the day, but i just can't stop?
don't i want to get better?
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pat sajak
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why am i haunting myself?
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to flo -
mmm...looks like fun...mind if I dig my nails in?
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to pat sajak -
because picking your nose would be too gross.
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florescent light
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ass facely
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am i daed yet?
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ass facely
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(same guy, different question, equally stupid)
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I don't know what kind of dictionary your using
but that word is not in mine
what is porous and gummy?
a gummy bear? too cute
silly putty? no, not porous
a spongue? not gummy
hmm maybe the carilage in your ears and nose. that porous and gummy.
so yes, if you have caritilage in your ears and nose, then you would qualify as daed.
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kingsuperspecial
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should I feel bad about the booty-call I just made?
she's waiting around for me to stop being a freak and get serious, but that just ain't going to happen.
(a) gettinsome
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kingsuperspecial is a guy
Guys have no feelings
Therefore kingsuperspecial has no feelings
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johnny west
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I have feelings. Does this mean I'm not a guy?
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kingsuperspecial
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what if I changed my name
to Desserrae?
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johnny west: I recommend hormonal pills
kingsuperspecial: I recommend hormonal pills
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dB
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Why is Gorillaz so damn catchy?
Why is my hair falling out?
How long is is safe to keep the same blade in your shaver?
Does everyone clip their toenails? or are the like me in that their toenails always seem to bne short anyway?
What's going on and is there any way of stopping it?
(If this is not enough, I've got more).
*Much Peace*
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it sounds french (ooh la la), the pores are blocked by oil and sweat, etc (get rogain, or I will voluntarily spray paint the bald spots), till you notice the scabs are leaving scars, no one is like you, there's no stopping it, everything keeps moving, as slow as it seems, it's all one big rush
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Cool. Thanks for that, I was starting to get worried.
Oh yeah, I don't have any bald spots on account of not having a haircut in 2 or three years. This works well in meetings and stuff, especially if there are new people around. I just wear by black outfit, have my hair all messy and put on some chunky boots and everyone listens to me.
I think they are scared that if they don't listen I'll have their children killed or something.
But when the bald spots come in I'll be sure to use spray paint, maybe get my head painted in army camo. Now that would make things interesting.
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kingsuperspecial
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thanKs! as long as they don't conflict with my flinstones vitamins and my zoloft and my bourbon and the bowl of cereal a friend just mailed me.
your a pal, lighty
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kingsuperspecial
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btw - a belated congrats for finishing school. any words of wisdom or 20/20 hindsight for those still toiling in the higher education sweatshops?
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Before I had my degree I had my own apartment, awesome roommates, tons of fun, great friends, an adequate food supply, and a job that I absolutely adored.
Now? I'm living with my dysfunctional parents, jobless, broke, poor food supply, bored out of my fucking mind, and friendless.
Don't graduate.
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kingsuperspecial
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besides, if you graduate, you'll have far less responsibilites to blow off. my work hardly ever gives me home work to not do, and unlike college, my doesn't continue the financial transaction regradless of whether or not I show up.
of course, my job is paying me, so it's whole different story. college is sort of like a really elaborate amusement park, with a library.
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insecure booty
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does this blather make my butt look big?
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pat sajak
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this chick with sticky pants is gonna put you in a white room. she's nuts. cream was an awesome band! (see white_room_insanity ). do you like nasal_sex? word up!
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what's it to you?
who
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