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flo
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typhoid
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dammit. someone turned flo off again... they seem to think this is okay, even though last time they did it the second hard drive was thoroughly trashed. and i can't get e_mail whenits off..
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Flo's walked there and back everyday for nine years and now can't give directions. Flo's a phonograph, the kind you rarely see without an inquisitive white dog. Flo's a senior citizen, but not the kind you push into oncoming traffic.
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flo
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flo is here to let you all know there is no truth in these words they come not from the heart but from boredom anxiety and the growing pains of regeneration. THE RIVER HAS STARTED FLOWING so i'd leave now if you do not want to be of assistance.
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DannyH
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Motion sickness again? This is not the place but you know i'm there. Who is this nancy chick you're going out for a fag with anyway, she sounds cool. Enough chatroom stuff time for some words.
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flo
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chick? well you might be right, i kind of work under the assumption that all of the women i meet in these places are in fact lorry drivers who are masturbating into hankies (sorry nancy i'm sure that this is not the case with you) but chick? really, what are you, an extra on happy days
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flo
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chick? well you might be right, i kind of work under the assumption that all of the women i meet in these places are in fact lorry drivers who are masturbating into hankies (sorry nancy i'm sure that this is not the case with you) but chick? really, what are you, an extra on happy days
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flo
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chick? well you might be right, i kind of work under the assumption that all of the women i meet in these places are in fact lorry drivers who are masturbating into hankies (sorry nancy i'm sure that this is not the case with you) but chick? really, what are you, an extra on happy days
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DannyH will be monitoring his vocabulary more care
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Ah where would I be without Flo to point out my mistakes over and over and over again. I never call anyone chick, not even chicks who drive lorries. Perhaps this machine is slowly trying to turn me into a character from happy days. If so, can I be the pinball machine? Anyway, Nancy, I never pick fights with truck drivers so I'm sorry if me referring to you as a chick caused you as much offence as it obviously did to Flo (who I should point out is in no danger of being called a chick) and Flo you can take your finicky PC attitude and exhibit it before an audience of vomiting babies.
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flo
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blah blah blah chickie dee. i love you and you love me oh, and i wouldn't be watching my vocab if i were you, i'd be trying to improve it
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some chick
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where's eddie?
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flo
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yeah, but don't let that stop you. join us. we all float down here. plus couped up in this cell not talking to each other except in blather world is soooo tiring. the fact is dannyh stole my toothpaste and the rules say i cant squeal to the warders but i can squeal in here, oh yes i want everybody to know. could you tell him off. the lack of adequate parenting has made him quite a handful.
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flo
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yep that was bollocks, i spose i'd better keep my lies consistant.
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DannyH
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The truth is out. Flo is my closest friend. We used to sell books together in a beautifully twisted little seaside town on the South coast of England. He's still there. I went elsewhere.
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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