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god
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is this a new perversion?
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ancient nose-fucker.
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hardly
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tourist
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The ancient primal sense
Arousal by aroma
Intoxicating musk
Of the hairy flower
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G_wiz13
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what exactly is nasal sex? sticking your nose in a chicks vagina, or something else? I never have been sure.
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nose fucker
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nasal penetration, baby. with a toungue or penis, usually.
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sickturtle
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two noses...
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010307
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nocturnal
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ouch.
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firehunden
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i used to suck my own dick....
but i have found out that nasal sex is much more fun.
you just have to remember to blow your nose before and after......unless you swallow.
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birdmad
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in which case one must then comment on the elasticity of the nostrils in question or the narrowness of the intruding phallus
i know i can barely get my thumb in my nose and my thumb is considerably narrower than my one-eyed friend
and if i could perform such contortions, i'd never need to leave my house again
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retartedkidnameddamian
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that is awful
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010328
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mmm
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
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nasal sex with plants
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sex(6) manual page (EUNUCH Programmer's Manual)
NAME
sex - have sex
SYNOPSIS
sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
DESCRIPTION
sex allows the invoker to have sex
with the user(s) specified in the
command line. If no users are
specified, they are taken from the
LOVERS environment variable. Options
to make things more interesting are
as follows:
...
-F
nasal sex with plants
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god
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kleenex?
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burden
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There is absolutely no way that my penis would fit into my nostril. Perhaps a camel's nostril, or that of a swine, but certainly not my nostril. Ewww.
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yoink
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what about a girl's nostril?
why are you thinking about your own nostril, silly?
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burden
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Point well taken when I'm shakin' my bacon.
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ladybird
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I dunno all this is a bit weird...
...but sometimes when I'm sitting on his face his nose gets in my pussy..and that's pretty nice....
...does that count???
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god
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i'll sure give it a thumbs up!
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kinkazoid
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thats the sickest thing ive ever heard of yuck..
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unhinged
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this page is the funniest thing i've read in a long time
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User24
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I would certainly have to agree
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Toxic_Kisses
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OMG *LoL* you guys are so funny!
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ClairE
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I could see nose_being_nice.
Sounds painful, I guess.
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yoink
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from my snot to yours, happy holidays
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Toxic_Kisses
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I was watching the Muppets the other day and suddenly out of nowhere thought "you know, I bet Gonzo would be really good @ nasal sex"
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Toxic_Kisses
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did you see Kelso's banana nose on That 70's Show?
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zeno
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I like nasal sex with elephants
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Dawson
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Now thats just beautiful. A penis inserted into an elephant's nostril.
Or do you have a really big hole down there?
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god
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hey, get yer freak on. it'a all good. we all playas.
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whome
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No no haha . . . it would be the elephant's nose! I guess. Rahh.
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Ginger
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Ok, now lie to me little wooden boy.
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Machiavelli70
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Maybe it's nose-on-nose sex?
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peepers
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forget it, mine's too small
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JAMMATIME (OTISHANY)
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This one time I met a thai hooker. She said five dollars so I went around back with her.
I'd never had a hooker before and was saving up a big load from a few several months.
She was dirty and it turned me on to no end.
She said five dollars for some head (OR as she called it NAMUU KANITJAI).
I blew my load in a matter of seconds and the semen shot straight from my penis into her nasal cavity.
She squeeled and began coughing.
She continued coughing until she spat up a big bloody clump of semen.
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ChIcK WiTh DeEp PuSsY
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One time i was with this guy and he as giveing me head and then his nose got in my pussy and it felt okay...but then he sneezed and that made me come
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miss_tickle
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that must have felt amazing...
but seriously, what is it about noses? what makes a cute nose? why are we so turned on by our noses being licked or licking someone else's... mine always gets tongue attention.
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misstree
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i was with a boy and his lesbian ex-fiancee, who of course hated giving blow_jobs. when he came, it went up her nose. i laughed and laughed. then, years later, it happened to me.
burns. smells funny forever. i shouldn'ta laughed.
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lux
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still better than getting it in your eye.
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080326
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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