penis_names Devious1 You show me a Man on this planet who at one point in his life has not refered to his penis as something in the form of a name, And we will have the global poster child for a Liar. 011028 ... buddyp Well this one may be a tad funny but I have called mine Gilligan. Now before you laugh, since my name is buddy, Wouldnt it make perfect sense to have it be my lil buddy? 011028 ... Devious1 Ok here is a few, This should be a riot if stumbled on , cause you know there are some silly names being used. Big Jim and the Twins Conan The monster Rooster Pringle - " once you pop you can't stop " 011028 ... Devious_Buddy Ok here is a few, This should be a riot if stumbled on , cause you know there are some silly names being used. Big Jim and the Twins Conan The monster Rooster Pringle - " once you pop you can't stop " 011028 ... Effingham Fish I like doing this when someone asks me what I call my penis, which happens more often than you may (or may not) think: "I call it Dick." Almost invariably, they will reply, "That's not very original." To which I will grin, and say, "Well, I called it Richard for a while, but Dick seemed to fit it better." Some jokes never get old. 011030 ... paste! margaret thatcher 011030 ... nanny ok, so there are penis_names, and i'm sure there are pussy_names, but what about penis_and_pussy_pair_names ? 011110 ... Aaron one of my personal.. the energizer (keeps going and going), one eyed monster, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, dong, shlong, thang, wang, snake, sausage, meat, pecker, shit (as in get off my shit), junk (same context as pervious name).. there are alot more i know of but i can't think. 011110 ... bearded clam cock johnson unit schlong winky dick the old fellow the long fellow w(h)ang rod tool pork sword jimmy meat whistle skin flute trouser snake the old baloney pony knob the anaconda old faithful weiner little(your first name here) love muscle the hog-leg third-leg phallusaurus rex penisaurus rex cockzilla the primary weapon woody woodrow the lumber stick love gun the little head twig and berries equipment package 011111 ... me anticipation 011112 ... blown cherry Did anyone else note that the green monster in Monsters Inc was a horny-one-eyed-monster? Which we all found rather funny since he bore a striking resemblance to someone I work with, which in itself is remarkable for an animated monster. 020225 ... Mateo Honey, you can call it whatever you like. 020225 ... carne de metal the lost viking 020226 ... girl_jane If I had one, I'd name it Franky. 020226 ... pipedream why d'you have to name it anyway? so you can find it if it got lost? *lol* 030314 ... minnesota_chris good point. I mean, I like mine, but not THAT much... ooh ooh must sing... Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. -- Monty Python, of course 030314 ... poopie Bruce 030314 ... screwing for virginty peppy 030315 ... TurdFerguson Big willy and testisaurus Robin hood and his merry men who live in sherwood forest. abner wifes best friend. uh... pussy drill bit magic member one eyed monster spitting snake white ink pen spermulator blackasaurus (black men) pussy burrito (makes pussy farts) sluts drinking fountain 030315 ... flipchrist im not black but im gonna name mine blackasaurus after his idol 030324 ... Beckinawinacinakinapop Kibble and Bits Joystick Finger Puppet The Sperm Worm The Big Finger Mr. Winkles Mr. Phallus Face 030621 ... crimson the Infernal Instrument :D I asked him what he named his and he said he didn't know. 031015 ... Chookie Well, there once was a fellow I knew. He called his Mandrake. It was shaped like a mushroom. I feel sick. 031114 ... smurfus rex I used to call mine "the lieutenant" because sometimes the second-in-command is really the one running the show. 031115 ... misstree Bruno and Mr. Happy were the two that stand out most in my brain. a, um, "friend" has a rather large dildo, she claims that when she was briging it home it told her its name was Ace... she was puzzled for a moment, then it explained that it just wanted to be the ace in the hole... what can ya do when vibrators name themselves except play along with them? 031115 ... Doar mr sad sack creative balloon vessel of might vesuvius ocean rider 031115 ... Mr. Smiley 040205 ... :) :) 040205 ... zanna mommy daddy button 040322 ... floralieca You guys have some very original ones :) I don't understand why it's such a taboo the fact of naming your penis when everyone does it. I mean, it's usefull to embarass the one you love in a public situation... Like, how is your friend the lost viking doing ? 040322 ... sylverquiklight I must be a liar, for my penis is nameless. Well, I do call it penis. That's all I ever call it. My penis. Strangely enough, I don't name my pets, either. I call them "bird" or "dog" or "cat," never rover or sally or tweety. 040322 ... pheather enjoys a good mr_happy 040322 ... am i call my husbands froggie cuz it jumps when i touch it =0) 040322 ... mungojelly mine is named "wisdom" 040323 ... naw ! Mine is junior. Make sense if you think about it ... 040324 what's it to you? who go blather from