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My parents bought me one of those big kick boxing sand bags when I was 14 because I would always just get angry for now reason and punch a hole through the wall or throw a chair across the room. Now, whenever i get angry I just head out to the garage and wail on that fucking bag and end up coming in with my hands swollen and rubbed raw.
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the cheer-up kid
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Oh how I wish I could be your bag. swollen and rubbed raw? Don't tease me.
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Saint
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so, which variety of anabolic steroid are you cycling right now Norm? if i didn't know better, i'd guess dianabol, you do show the classic symptoms of an early to mid stage dianabol abuser, increased sex drive (get the pussy while you still can - at this rate your testes will be the size of peanuts in less than a year), violent and uncontrollable temper, coupled with otherwise rude and patently antisocial behavior (see: 99_bottles_of_gel_on_the_wall for a good example of a 'roid monkey behaving like a tool when he isn't trying to break shit) tell me, are you suffering from sever acne lately, especially across your back? you only feel even halfway calm after you've had more than a few drinks? (hence the slight beer belly inspite of the otherwise likely impressve build) it isn't anger_management you need, boy, you need to lay off of the 'roids and if your nads don't shrink into oblivion, then well you should just worry about your blood pressure spiking up so high that your heart pops like one of those big nasty zits growing on you right now
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Norm
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I see how you might think that, but you'd be wrong. I don't take roids. I take whey protein, thats it, not drugs. Really, thats insulting.
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okay then, massive hormonal imbalance...i used to be a defensive tackle in school and i knew enough people on 'roids back then that some of your blathes remind me of a slightly more thoughtful version of the kinds of things they said and did it's just a good thing i had other uses off the field as some offensive linemen who i humiliated in a game earlier in that year ruined my left knee and my athletic scholarship come playoff time i had no idea that my leg was even capable of bending in that direction...i think i went instantly into shock...i only remember screaming for a second and another hit as i was falling before waking up in the hospital...you would have thought that i had come up with a loose ball the way that they hit me but that was years ago and i've made almost as much money as an engineer/consultant as i need (if not more) so i'm not the least bit bitter
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Norm
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I know a guy who took roids and he's a whiney little, not really little, sissy. He's the type of guy if you gave him a freindly shot to the shoulder he'd wind up and crack you in the face. Then when you beat him up for it all he'd do for the rest of the night is complain. Steroids are for losers. Fuck.
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cool, glad to know that at least you're not just one more unnatural wonder wandering the earth peace, kid, but for fuck's sake, at the very least, lighten up a little 'roids or not, i figure you must likely have blood pressure high enough to explode an elephant
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Norm
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I get check ups with the doc all the time and he never says anything about it. I'm not really as angry as I might seem. Just don't look at me funny.
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just so you know most anger_management stuff isn't entirely that horrible new-age shit you might think although whoever is in charge might ask you what are the things that piss you off and then ask you to come up with a better solution for it while you're NOT pissed...i had to send one of my admin assistants to one of those things after she totally wigged out and went off one one of my clients... it had been building up for awhile and besides, the quality of her work is such that i wasn't EVEN going to consider firing her personally, i think more people need to sit back, light up a fat one and listen to some Floyd once every so often but that's just my opinion
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Norm
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I hear ya man
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what's it to you?
who
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