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florescent light
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99 bottles of gel on the wall... 99 bottles of gel cat comes around... and knocks one down 98 bottles of gel on the wall 98 bottles of gel on the wall... 98 bottles of gel cat comes around and knocks one down 97 bottles of gel on the wall 97 bottles of gel on the wall... 97 bottles of gel cat comes around... and knocks one down 96 bottles of gel on the wall 96 bottles of gel on the wall... 96 bottles of gel cat comes around... and knocks one down 95 bottles of gel on the wall
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god
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95 bottles of gel cat comes around... and knocks one down
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paste!
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94 bottles of gel on the wall 94 bottles of gel on the wall... 94 bottles of gel cat comes around... and knocks one down
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93 bottles of gel on the wall 93 bottles of gel on the wall... 93 bottles of gel cat comes around... and knocks one down
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madness
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92 bottles of gel on the wall 92 bottles of gel cat comes round and knocks one down
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010819
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roofus
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59 oysters that smell of backhaul
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florescent light
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91 bottles of gel on the wall 91 bottles of gel on the wall... 91 bottles of gel cat come around... and knocks one down 90 bottles of gel on the wall
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kingsuperspecial
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90 bottles of gel on the wall 90 bottles of gel on the wall... 90 bottles of gel cat come around... and knocks one down 90 bottles of gel on the wall 89 bottles of gel on the wall 89 bottles of gel! that cat came round and nocturaled one down 88 bottles of gel on the wall 88 bottles of gel on the wall 88 bottles of gel! my cat came round and socked one down 87 bottles of gel on the wall 87 bottles of gel on the wall 87 bottles of gel! a cat came round and glocked one down 86 bottles of gel on the wall 86 bottles of gel on the wall 86 bottles of gel! some cat came round and fookened one down 85 bottles of gel on the wall 85 bottles of gel on the wall 85 bottles of gel! the cat came round and walked one down 84 bottles of gel on the wall 84 bottles of gel on the wall 84 bottles of gel! a big cat came round and caulked one down 83 bottles of gel on the wall 83 bottles of gel on the wall 83 bottles of gel! fat cat came round and mocked one down 82 bottles of gel on the wall 82 bottles of gel on the wall 82 bottles of gel! skinny cat came round and rocked one down 81 bottles of gel on the wall 81 bottles of gel on the wall 81 bottles of gel! puddy cat came round and clocked one down 80 bottles of gel on the wall!
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Norm
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This is blasphomy. You've replace a sacred word here. Don't repent! You've cursed yourselves... Now and there is no being forgiven. All you may have now is your fear of your oncoming punishment. Although, you have my sympathy so my your eternity of torture be swift and painless.
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black-dyed gel product
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80 bottles of me on the wall... 80 bottles of me the cops come around and knock me down 79 bottles of me on the wall
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kingsuperspecial
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hey norm - singing only on this page, please. see: word_abuse_hotline ..AHEM.. 79 bottles of gel on the wall 79 bottles of gel! a cat came round and knocked one down 78 bottles of gel on the wall 78 bottles of gel on the wall 78 bottles of gel! a cat came round and knocked one down 77 bottles of gel on the wall 77 bottles of gel on the wall 77 bottles of gel! a cat came round and knocked one down 76 bottles of gel on the wall 76 bottles of gel on the wall 76 bottles of gel! a cat came round and knocked one down...
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florescent light
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75 bottles of gel on the wall 75 bottles of hairgel cat comes around and knocks one down 74 bottles of gel on the wall
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baby satan
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i remember... ooh how the darkness doubled. i recall... lightning struck itself. oops. wrong song.
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Mushroomman
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73 bottles of gel on the wall 73 bottles of gel take one down to draw on the ground 73 bottles of gell on the wall
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mushroomman
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opps.. i mean 72 bottles of gel on the wall
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Norm
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Fine! 72 bottles of gel on the wall. 72 bottles of gel on the wall, 72 bottles of gel. Take one down, pass it around, 71 bottles of gel on the wall. 71 bottles of gel on the wall, 71 bottles of gel. Take one down, pass it around, 70 bottles of gel on the wall. 70 bottles of gel on the wall, 70 bottles of gel. Take one down, pass it around, 69 bottles of gel on the wall. 69 bottles of gel on the wall, 69 bottles of gel. Take one down, pass it around, 68 bottles of gel on the wall. 68 bottles of gel on the wall, 68 bottles of gel. Take one down, pass it around, 67 bottles of gel on the wall. 67 bottles of gel on the wall, 67 bottles of gel. Take one down, pass it around, 66 bottles of gel on the wall. 66 bottles of gel on the wall, 66 bottles of gel. Take one down, pass it around, 65 bottles of gel on the wall. 65 bottles of gel on the wall, 65 bottles of gel. Take one down, pass it around, 64 bottles of gel on the wall. 64 bottles of gel on the wall, 64 bottles of gel. 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Norm
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What now then? What now?
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kingsuperspecial
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10432 bottles of Norm on the wall 10432 bottles of Norm cat came around and knocked one down 10431 bottles of Norm on the wall
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Mushroomman
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Just one question.... How much time did it take you to type all of that?
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Norm
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5 minutes I copied the beer one off a web page and replaced the words, beer, with gel using a replace tool in microsoft word. and now I seem like I know what I'm doing
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kingsuperspecial
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oh, oh, no. we would never make that assumption, don't worry. you obviously have no idea what you're doing.
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Norm
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do so! stupid
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volatile
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-1 bottles of gel on the wall... -1 botles of gel cat comes around... and knocks one down -1 bottles of gel on the wall...
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volatile
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oops... -2 bottles of gel...
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soul
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0 bottles of gel on the wall/ yippi dii doodely day. wophoo
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99 bottles of gel on the floor, 99 botles of gel, if one of those bottles should happen to run for president. 98 bottles of gel on the floor that haven't run for president.
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phil
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on the floor.
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phil
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98 bottles of gel that haven't run for president on the floor, 98 bottles of gel, if one of those bottles should happen to start talking. 97 bottles of gel on the floor that haven't run for president or started talking on the floor.
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phil
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97 bottles of gel on the floor that haven't started talking or running for president on the floor. 97 bottles of gel, if one of those bottles would happen to fall, 96 bottles of gel just laying there on the floor, on the floor, would happen to fall into oblivion...AND THAT IS THE END!
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phil
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96 bottles of gel in oblivion 96 bottles of gel, if one of those bottles should happen to reemerge through some sort of portal and reappear on the shelf, 95 bottles of gel in oblivion.
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phil
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1 bottles of gel running for president on bottle of gel. If one of that bottle should happen to be assasinated, 1 bottle of reincarnated gel president in oblivion.
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where's gel nowadays, anyhow?
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phil
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1 bottle of gel on the floor talking, one reincarnated bottle of gel running for president in oblivian, 95 bottles of other gel in oblivian, 1 bottle that has fallen twice, and 1 bottle that is on the shelf. That makes 100 bottles of gel still. 99 bottles of gel. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 99 bottles of gel.
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phil
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Gel had to go to the bathroom and has been gone a real long time. I just got back, as a matter of fact.
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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