99_bottles_of_gel_on_the_wall
florescent light 99 bottles of gel on the wall...
99 bottles of gel
cat comes around...
and knocks one down

98 bottles of gel on the wall

98 bottles of gel on the wall...
98 bottles of gel
cat comes around
and knocks one down

97 bottles of gel on the wall

97 bottles of gel on the wall...
97 bottles of gel
cat comes around...
and knocks one down

96 bottles of gel on the wall

96 bottles of gel on the wall...
96 bottles of gel
cat comes around...
and knocks one down

95 bottles of gel on the wall
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god
95 bottles of gel
cat comes around...
and knocks one down
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paste! 94 bottles of gel on the wall

94 bottles of gel on the wall...
94 bottles of gel
cat comes around...
and knocks one down
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dB 93 bottles of gel on the wall

93 bottles of gel on the wall...
93 bottles of gel
cat comes around...
and knocks one down
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madness 92 bottles of gel on the wall
92 bottles of gel
cat comes round and knocks one down
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roofus 59 oysters that smell of backhaul 010819
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florescent light 91 bottles of gel on the wall

91 bottles of gel on the wall...
91 bottles of gel
cat come around...
and knocks one down

90 bottles of gel on the wall
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kingsuperspecial 90 bottles of gel on the wall

90 bottles of gel on the wall...
90 bottles of gel
cat come around...
and knocks one down

90 bottles of gel on the wall

89 bottles of gel on the wall
89 bottles of gel!
that cat came round
and nocturaled one down

88 bottles of gel on the wall

88 bottles of gel on the wall
88 bottles of gel!
my cat came round
and socked one down

87 bottles of gel on the wall

87 bottles of gel on the wall
87 bottles of gel!
a cat came round
and glocked one down

86 bottles of gel on the wall

86 bottles of gel on the wall
86 bottles of gel!
some cat came round
and fookened one down

85 bottles of gel on the wall


85 bottles of gel on the wall
85 bottles of gel!
the cat came round
and walked one down

84 bottles of gel on the wall

84 bottles of gel on the wall
84 bottles of gel!
a big cat came round
and caulked one down

83 bottles of gel on the wall

83 bottles of gel on the wall
83 bottles of gel!
fat cat came round
and mocked one down

82 bottles of gel on the wall

82 bottles of gel on the wall
82 bottles of gel!
skinny cat came round
and rocked one down

81 bottles of gel on the wall

81 bottles of gel on the wall
81 bottles of gel!
puddy cat came round
and clocked one down

80 bottles of gel on the wall!
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Norm This is blasphomy. You've replace a sacred word here. Don't repent! You've cursed yourselves... Now and there is no being forgiven. All you may have now is your fear of your oncoming punishment. Although, you have my sympathy so my your eternity of torture be swift and painless. 010826
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black-dyed gel product 80 bottles of me on the wall...
80 bottles of me
the cops come around
and knock me down

79 bottles of me on the wall
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kingsuperspecial hey norm -
singing only on this page, please.

see: word_abuse_hotline


..AHEM..

79 bottles of gel on the wall
79 bottles of gel!
a cat came round
and knocked one down
78 bottles of gel on the wall

78 bottles of gel on the wall
78 bottles of gel!
a cat came round
and knocked one down
77 bottles of gel on the wall

77 bottles of gel on the wall
77 bottles of gel!
a cat came round
and knocked one down
76 bottles of gel on the wall

76 bottles of gel on the wall
76 bottles of gel!
a cat came round
and knocked one down...
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florescent light 75 bottles of gel on the wall
75 bottles of hairgel
cat comes around
and knocks one down

74 bottles of gel on the wall
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baby satan i remember...
ooh how the darkness doubled.
i recall...
lightning struck itself.

oops. wrong song.
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Mushroomman 73 bottles of gel on the wall
73 bottles of gel

take one down to
draw on the ground

73 bottles of gell on the wall
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mushroomman opps..

i mean 72 bottles of gel on the wall
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Norm Fine!

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Norm What now then? What now? 010907
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kingsuperspecial 10432 bottles of Norm on the wall
10432 bottles of Norm
cat came around and knocked one down
10431 bottles of Norm on the wall
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Mushroomman Just one question.... How much time did it take you to type all of that? 010914
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Norm 5 minutes
I copied the beer one off a web page and replaced the words, beer, with gel using a replace tool in microsoft word.


and now I seem like I know what I'm doing
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kingsuperspecial oh, oh, no.

we would never make that assumption, don't worry. you obviously have no idea what you're doing.
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Norm do so!


stupid
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volatile -1 bottles of gel on the wall...
-1 botles of gel
cat comes around...
and knocks one down
-1 bottles of gel on the wall...
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volatile oops...
-2 bottles of gel...
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soul 0 bottles of gel on the wall/ yippi dii doodely day. wophoo 011005
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Phil 99 bottles of gel on the floor, 99 botles of gel, if one of those bottles should happen to run for president. 98 bottles of gel on the floor that haven't run for president. 020213
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phil on the floor. 020213
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phil 98 bottles of gel that haven't run for president on the floor, 98 bottles of gel, if one of those bottles should happen to start talking. 97 bottles of gel on the floor that haven't run for president or started talking on the floor. 020213
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phil 97 bottles of gel on the floor that haven't started talking or running for president on the floor. 97 bottles of gel, if one of those bottles would happen to fall, 96 bottles of gel just laying there on the floor, on the floor, would happen to fall into oblivion...AND THAT IS THE END! 020213
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phil 96 bottles of gel in oblivion 96 bottles of gel, if one of those bottles should happen to reemerge through some sort of portal and reappear on the shelf, 95 bottles of gel in oblivion. 020213
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phil 1 bottles of gel running for president on bottle of gel. If one of that bottle should happen to be assasinated, 1 bottle of reincarnated gel president in oblivion. 020213
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enquiry where's gel nowadays, anyhow? 030623
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phil 1 bottle of gel on the floor talking, one reincarnated bottle of gel running for president in oblivian, 95 bottles of other gel in oblivian, 1 bottle that has fallen twice, and 1 bottle that is on the shelf. That makes 100 bottles of gel still. 99 bottles of gel. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 99 bottles of gel. 030623
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edit 100 to be 99 030623
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phil Gel had to go to the bathroom and has been gone a real long time. I just got back, as a matter of fact. 100902
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