worst_physical_pain l o s t i have had the worst head ache i have ever had and it lasted all day. right now i am on heavy pain killers. I am so fucked up from the pills i took and i can still feel it. earlier today i couldnt even move i layed on my bed and rolled around in pain. it hurt so bad i would forget to breath and would get dizzy and that only made it hurt more. i couldnt even stand up because i would just fall to my knees in pain. i have never experienced anything like this and hope it will go away tonight because i will go fucking crazy if it's like this tommorow and im at skool. 010903 ... h e a t h e n Crucifixion. I saw a show on the discovery channel one time that described the process... terrible, horrible, unthinkable. 010904 ... silentbob toothache 010904 ... MollyCule menstrual cramps. boys, you don't even know. 010904 ... l_o_s_t well that damn headache was the worst i have ever experienced yet. it ended up lasting though skool. I couldnt even think. I had a quize in geometry and i didnt even get one problem right. i knew all of them but my head hurt so bad i just wrote down numbers at random without reading the problem. someone had a sleeping pill and i took it slept my way through english and medical termonology. then my headache was gone. it's actually starting to come back some. god damnit!!! 010904 ... Norm The morning after a drunk I once had. I, being the moron I am, often choose to test my drunk and my own strength by beating myself up purposely and starting fights with guys 3 times my size and groups of people. On this occasion I chose to do the lot of it. After vigorously slamming my legs against a set of bleachers and punching some posts, I walked down a street looking for a fight I chose to fight a group of 4 people 3 times my size. Well needless to say I was beaten pretty badly I got up moments later and exclaimed to my freinds, whom I had told to stay out of the battle, thank the dear sweet lord they didn't and broke it up, "Pain is for the morning after fellas, always remeber that. What's the sense in being drunk if your not gonna enjoy it?" Little did I realize that I would be feeling more pain than I could ever imagine the morning after, to the point of not being able to move any of my limbs, open my eyes or mouth. I iced down my face until I could talk and open my eyes and got my buddies to feed my some vodka we had left from the previous night. Then I iced down my arms and legs, took 3 advil and I was a good as new. Except for my body being mostly purple. Pain is short lived when cured with that godly poison. Also for the next couple of days I lay in a bath tub filled with ice and watched tiny toons on the satelite as I smoked weed. 010905 ... Cardinal Logan the Ludicrous Ummm...kidney stones kind of suck. What sucks worse is driving yourself to the hospital because all of your friends and roommates that know how to drive are wasted and there's a cop ahead of you and the ONE time you WANT to get pulled over, the prick won't look in his rearview mirror to see the silly fucker weaving in and out of lanes and running red lights. Or so I've heard. 010905 ... unhinged your skin tearing by the slightest touch of a finger because of the pressure built up by an infection that had risen to the surface of your skin 010906 ... hmm hmm 010907 ... silentbob maybe i'm weird or something, but i have found that when i have the worst_emotional_pain i also have really bad stomach cramps and my chest hurts a lot. and occasionally a headache ensues. so i think they are tied together. 010907 ... Casey right now ranks quite up there in my life. All most every part of my body hurts right now. 011021 ... niki i had muscle atrophy pretty bad in 11th grade...it was like the worst sore muscle you could ever imagine...but all over my entire body people had to sit me up, pick me up out of the bathtub...it was horrible 011204 ... birdmads tattered remains cracked tooth, various laerations and a sprained shoulder along with an almost complete set of bruised ribs as a result of the infamous "being put through a wall by gigantic biker" incident (one of my early misadventures as a bouncer) 011204 ... kelli crane giving birth........twice! 020125 ... daxle passing a kidney stone 020126 ... j_blue strep, tonsilitis, paratonsilear abcyss try swallowing with one of those fuckers lodged in the back of your throat 020126 ... ellen cherry charles go eat a pornographic_pizza 020127 ... unhinged when depression morphs 200410 what's it to you? who go blather from