sponge_bob_square_pants CheapVodka Captin: Are ya' ready kids? Kids: Aye Aye Cap'n!!! Captin: I can't hear you! Kids: AYE AYE CAP'N!!!!! Oooohhhhhhhhhh..... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Square Pants! Absorbant, yellow and porus is he! Sponge Bob Square Pants! If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish! Sponge Bob Square Pants! Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS... SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS... SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS... SSPPOONNGGEEBBOOBB..SSQUUAARREEPPANNTTSS I've always had a thing for cartoons but this has got to be one of my favorites yet... 011102 ... Teenage Jesus Aw Tartar Sauce! 011102 ... CheapVodka hell yes I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready eddy eddy... I'm Ready! 011102 ... Teenage Jesus Barnacles! 011102 ... CheapVodka *gigglez* Bring it aroooouuunnnnddddd town...we're gonna BRINNNNGGGG it ARRROOOOUUUUND Town! 011102 ... Teenage Jesus Mr Crab to rolling penny : "Hey beautiful! Where `ya going? Wait!" 011102 ... Dafremen (Squidworth voice)Hold ON Mr. Crab I'll get it for you! Hands OFF Sponge Bob, I'll get it! )Craaash( 011102 ... CheapVodka One of my favorites is where Mr Crab's legs break off and Squidward takes over... *gigglez* I'ma marry SpongeBob 011102 ... ilovepatsajak i like the one when he tries to catch the bus but it comes and goes so fast that he can't. hahaha he's so sexy. 011102 ... snow angel de-rek-square-head 011203 ... ClairE It disturbs me... yet I like it anyway. Gabe loves it. 011203 ... ilovepatsajak "and now for my impression of a guy with a mustache...look at me i'm a guy with a mustache baaahaha!" 011203 ... "bunnyboy" there's nothing better than a talking sponge 011204 ... obsesive arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg 020703 ... silentbob when asked what she watched from 8-9pm the respondent said "Spongebob" and i laughed and she laughed and a moment was shared. 020703 ... josie my sister's alias :) 020703 ... squint "LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE!" a spongebob shirt i ahve says this. yes. 020703 ... Casey I am wearing that exact same shirt right now. "Patrick, you forgot how to eat again! I'll get the funnel!" 020703 ... cheer-up-emo-kid is one of my least favorite things ever. 020707 ... Teenage Jesus "Squidward, could you play a little...uh...BETTER; I don't think the jellyfish like it..." 020708 ... squigglybee i must agree wuth cheer-up-emo-kid. sponge bob is one of my least favorite things ever. and yet, that show is on all the time. turn on the tv and there is the talking sponge. my sister loves the show and watches it all the time. i can only take so much incessant spongebob laughs... 020709 ... Teenage Jesus Patrick:"I coulda swore I was laying on my stomach!" 020709 ... she PLANKTON: "I'm taking away your brain privledges!" SPONGEBOB: "NOOOOOOOOO!" 020802 ... Freak I have a shirt with sponge bob naked on it that says "spongebob nudie pants" 020802 ... eklektic me and alesha and whitney remixed the theme song...you've gotta hear it y'all! 020802 ... She In an episode where Patrick copies Spongebob so that he too can be a successful employee: To himself: "At least I'm safe inside my mind." Patrick: "At least /I'M/ safe inside my mind." 030222 ... screwing for virginity spongebob: dont do that, you'll distub her. patrick: thats not disturbing, this is disturbing. ::patrick turns around, and his back turns into a face:: patrick's back: hello, im pat-back 030222 ... niska my favorite episode is where spongebob & patrick find that 'four-letter-word' on the dumpster. then the whole time it's "BLEEP-BLE-BLEEP-BLEEP-ing BLEEP!" i can't believe it! I'm heraing spongebob just walking around, saying hi to people like, "How the fuck are ya?" and "Gee patrick, i'm fuckin' starved!", cause i'm a careless grown up with a bit of a potty-mouth myself. what else WOULD he be saying? that's the best one yet. pure genius. you can tell the people writing this are either really *BLEEP*-ing cool, or really *BLEEP*-ing brilliant. or BOTH! 030309 ... niska also, that theme song is hilarious. no kid in the world knows what 'porous' is. i love when things make sense to grown-ups enough to entertain us, while the kids are rolling around on the floor laughing. (unless it's disney - that's just worthless sap and the humor is all formulated) i enjoy it like i enjoyed ren and stimpy in my salad days, though this one is much more kid-friendly, therefore it's on all the channels all the time. just wonderful. 030309 ... this is me now after 19 years of living on the east coast, i decided to leave for the mecca that is san fran. they through me a party. in passing i mentioned i wanted a spongebob squarepants theme. and when i saw spongebob tablecloths, hats, matching streamers, the works...it was touching. a tear came to my eye that was so genuine i can still feel it running down my cheak. i miss my life. i miss my spongebob parties. 030310 ... endless desire "You had to kill him The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. How do you live with yourself?" --Mr. Crab, Spongebob Squarepants 030820 ... pobodys nerfect I love Spongebob. The show is one of those few cartoons where the older viewers can probably understand more of the jokes than the kids can,but every age group can find something from that show to relate to. Spongebob: *smiling* Patrick,your genius is showing! Patrick: *in a panic,while covering the front of his shorts* WHERE?! 030821 ... sameolme the guy working at the stationary store was filling balloons w/helium for a 4 year old boy's birthday party. They were involved in detailed discusions as to what should be written on the balloons. When they get stuck on a specific request he leans down and gently explains,"That's why I don't have any children, so I wouldn't have to learn the Spongebob song." 040316 ... sameolme the guy working at the stationary store was filling balloons w/helium for a 4 year old boy's birthday party. They were involved in detailed discusions as to what should be written on the balloons. When they get stuck on a specific request he leans down and gently explains,"That's why I don't have any children, so I wouldn't have to learn the Spongebob song." 040316 ... hsg the greatest work of genius ever put into a single cartoon. they've mastered their audience. they're timeless in their approach. striking such deeply personal issues of such a wide range of audiences, then humiliating one's self_pity... well, it's almost as if it's a healing sort of clown act. 061115 ... hsg an eleven minute exaggeration trip. 061115 ... IGG god this show is mint! i remember the time we came back from global_gathering (huge dance festival in stratford-upon-avon, england) and watched the spongebob movie. that was rather trippy. 061115 ... CheapVodka Now I hate SpongeBob. Now I love Adventure_Time with all my heart. Still lovin the cartoons tho. 131127 what's it to you? who go blather from