soory
Doar hmmm... 040105
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Doar that one is for you Ms. WCW 040105
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fairbecca s' ok.

"Wrench" them dishes good, now hear,"
Grandma always said. I'd best not let her see me grin. The flyswatters close at hand and her aim is rather good for a gal her age!
040105
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whitechocolatewalrus hahahaha! thanks my dead flower, you rock and i'm not soory. um, aboot your wedding, yay! congradulations from me. 040105
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Doar why thank you, but don't think you can't bring wedding gifts now!

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040106
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pipedream we got towels from the smallrus, i hope we get swanky goblets too :D 040107
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walroos soory my newlywed friends, but i am not rich enough to buy towels (special towels i might add) and swanky goblets too. unless, of course, you didn't mind me buying them at the 'less than fifty cents' store... 040107
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Death of a Rose not a problem lill smallrus.

even a small piece of string would be a gift from you.

as long as you made the effort, it would be a gift for kings and queens.
040108
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pipedream *agrees*

:D

and vaisay (urdu word, cannot explain meaning. its one of those things. kinda like y'know and but together. aargh) i meant goblets in general, smallrus towels are lubly gifts on their own :)
040108
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whitechocolatewalrus soory soory soory
hippity happity
floppity
*i flop around*
flapping my wings
swish swoosh swash
and plunk
plunkety plunk
*i land on my feet*
soory soory
the scene makes me
me me me me me
i am me
possibly
soory
i have distinguished
my energy
and must now
sleep
by the side of the road
and cars go byyyyyyyy
VRooooooOOoooom
(pretty pretty pretty)
i am dreaming...
so so soory


goodnight.
040108
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Death of a Rose a question of beguilement,
I'm soory?
are you really counting on me to fill your head with the answer....soory...that's not what i'm here for....to put my thoughts into your head...i'm here to put me into your thoughts...
so I'm soory.
040109
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pd me and my love, we
have a beautiful pea-green boat
we sail away into the sea
in a colander with tea
only him and me
the purple fish and yellow cats
wave and sing for us
oh fishies fishies, what beautiful fishies you are
i would like to sail away in a
pea-green boat, be a speck
upon the sea
when i'm far far away is the
only time they miss me
soory 'bout that
soory it was a lapse of attention
gerrof my colander boat you're
making it sink, what
a beautiful fishie you are

sing pollywollydoodle all day

*sigh*
040109
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the thorny man :-)

and

:)
040110
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pipedream *sits on porch swing and sings pollywollydoodle all day* 040111
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whitechocolatewalrus soory pipers, porch swings have been outlawed... 040111
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pipedream *gasp*

but...but...WHY?!

*sniffs and digs around in doar's pocket for a hanky*

no! it cannot be!
040112
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whitechocolatewalrus because the screws screwed into the ceiling are unsafe and it is possible that you could fall the one foot distance to the ground and break your ankle and sue the company that manufactured the swing for not including screws that can hold the weight of even the smallest person sitting on the swing and for not being there to tell you how to do it right when you were installing the swing yourself.

also, they were outlawed because the outlawers were mad that you could derive enjoyment from such a thing as a swing and they can't derive enjoyment from such a thing as money which they seem to think will bring them happiness, but they don't get happy so they think they just need more money.

everyone is out to make everyone else miserable. and if they can do that by outlawing porch swings, then by all means, they will do it.

but don't worry pvc, i still love you.
i'll create a magical star for you that you can sit on whenever you want and you can fold it up and put it in your pocket when you have to leave. it will be the coolest looking, most comfortable chair ever.
040112
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pipedream bb-b-but..i wants a SWING!

*sniffs mournfully and blows her nose loudly on hanky*
040112
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walrus so so soory. i am. 040113
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Death of a Rose me blather wife wants a swing, then she shall have one. how aboot a tree swing my heart?

*lotsa hammering, sawing, drilling, bolt tightening and a little bit of painting*

there you go lil woman. voila, one tree swing.
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Death of a Rose soory for all the trouble. 040114
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pipedream sparkly again *claps hands to heart*

its a tree swing! with a big red ribbon around it!

*whirls around and plants one on blather hub*

thankyooooouuuuuu

*skips around enchanted*
040114
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Death of a Rose finally, a kiss. that was well worth all the construction time, materials and sweat. YES! 040114
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whitechocolatewalrus if you so wish. i am not the outlaw-er.
it was that other mammal, you know, the evil one. i promise not to tell if you promise to be nice to me:) and you can still have the star chair for whenever you don't have access to the lovely tree swing Doar produced for you. i love pipedream!! (with two exclamation points, not just one)
040114
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pipey two swings, and TWO exclamation points, this must be christmas in blather-land!

*sticks exclamation points at each side of her neck*

franken-pipers heheh
040115
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Death of a Rose me wife is looking scarey at the moment.

*running for the "What to do if your wife transforms into Frankenstein. 1001 tried and true methods." written by Readers Digest.

(will Mr. Doar make it in time to save a walrus and hopefully get his most special wifey back? Tune in next week when "Scarey Monster Theatre" returns.)
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