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Shar
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You suck, Victoria Secret retail lackey! No, I don't want to try the H20 bra! I don't want to pay $50 to add a pound of fluid to my chest! Leave me be, freakishly peppy sorority girl!
I don't like wearing it. All those stupid elastic straps confining my already small breasts irritate and annoy me. Why can't they be optional? Screw you, fashion!
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Brad
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Haha. I love rants like this. Yeah these little details make me glad I'm a boy. the H2O bra? That sounds scary... small breasts can be pretty too, why does nobody seem to realize this?
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The Schleiffen Man
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I realize that all breasts have their own beauty (but there are always exceptions to rules). And i think someone shouldn't wear something they don't want or don't need.... that's what got me away from tighty whiteys... praise the all mighty boxers
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MollyGoLightly
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all breasts have their own beauty, eh? what's so gorgeous about boobs? they're only body parts designed to feed offspring, for god's sake.
faces are better.
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The Schleiffen Man
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for me, it's something about the soft roundness.... but that's just me
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grendel
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faces are good
breasts are good
(regardless of size shape or whether or not they are encesed in a bra)
i won't argue with any of that
but there's always more
so much more
neck
shoulders
hands
the devastating curve of the hips
and everything else
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grendel
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actually, let me qualify that...
REAL breasts are good
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nuzzler
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Faces touching breasts are best.
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Stephen
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Since the age of 15, I can remember no better sound than the WHUMPH of an unsnapped bra ....
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marjorie
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I do not see how people are comfortable without them.
Huzzah for the bras!
May they last a thousand generations...And then some.
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unhinged
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she was too skinny to have any kind of sizable boobs, but i liked them anyway. it was great to cuddle in the backseat of his car, cuddled right up to her chest while she fed me cigarettes because my hands were too distracted. those are the best moments. you can keep your orgasms in a little box under your bed.
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Schrodingers_Catbox
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I asked my quantum professor if he ever saw any cross-your-heart kets.
She didn't get it
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micky jo
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he always knew exactly what to do with my breasts and how to kiss me but after that he fumbled like a little kid with *num-chucks*
since he's gone i've tried to decide why i wanted him so bad in the first place
looking back, he broke two of my bras because he would scrunch them under my breasts, too scared to attempt taking them off... and thats how the whole relationship worked
me doing all the bending until i broke because he was never brave enough to leave his comfort zone
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tyger
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I hate my breasts more than any other part of my body. I want a little boy body like all the other women I see on TV. I hate looking like a aging Playboy bunny. I can't wear anything without it having to be 2 sizes too big. I lost 20 lbs and it was all out of my stomach and hips and I cry everytime I measure my chest and its the same!!! When I hear about women getting breast implants I want to find them and beat them until they throw up. How could you want to ruin your beautiful B cup??? You fucking morons...
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lilmisswannabeskinny
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ROFLMAO!!!
i lose weight from the top down. which means i'm a stickboy up top while still having oooogly battleship hips down below. to add insult to injury i'm short! the only thing that ever made me want bigger boobs were those goddamned fucking UGLY hugeass hips of mine. without them i'd be happy being a b-cup. i'll never get implants though, no way, that's fake as crap. i'll just starve till i'm a tiny little boy bodied girl.
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j
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hips are delicious. don't lose them. they are the seat of power.
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thunderbuck ram
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hey Tyger, I'll have your breasts please and the wonderful sexy little Victoria's Secreta bra to go with them.
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kookaburra
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mostly cotton bras are the anti-christ
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unhinged
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black
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cpgurrl
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sport
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Syrope
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this one never ceases to fascinate me. it has a front and back closure. why on earth would you ever need both?
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thunderbuck ram
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1/4 cup balconette. What the fuck is balconette? I don't know but I love the effect. Nipples proud like chapel coat hangers.
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what's it to you?
who
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